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A freakin' dog
I think I'm dumb.
A fricandeau
I think I'm dumb.
'Fricandeau' is typical French meat dish.
African Dog
I think I'm dumb.
African doll
I think I'm dumb.
African don't
I think I'm dumb.
African down
I think I'm dumb.
African drum
or
I suck my thumb.
I think I'm dumb.
African dumb
I think I'm dumb
African
I think I'm dumb.
Have to come down, have to come down.
I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb.
I count to ten
I can pretend
I think I don't.
I think I'm dumb.
I think I'm Giuseppe
I think I'm just happy
I think I'm done.
I think I'm dumb.
I think I'm dumb, I can do ten.
I think I'm dumb, I can pretend.
I think I'm spun.
I think I'm dumb.
I'm not like them, back in Bhutan.
I'm not like them, but I can pretend.
I'm not that dumb I can pretend
I'm not like them, but I can pretend.
Kathy come down, Kathy come down.
I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb.
My day is gone
My day is done
My heart has moved
It is in bloom
Tell me a tale
And I'll think of you
The sun is round
They have a house
They're looking down.
My heart has broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang on some clouds
Then we'll come down
My heart is broke, my hands are blue
My heart is broke, but I have some glue
Nothing come down
I think I'm dumb.
Sitting on your meerkat
Sipping on your beer cap
Sorry got a weasel
Sorry gotta be so
Sorry got to whistle
Sorry gotta be so
Wish you were here, soul is cheap
Wish away, soul is cheap
You're an old bum.
I think I'm dumb.