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(Sax bleat), (Sax bleat), Dude looks like a lady!
Ah, ah, dudes are like ladies.
(Saxophone bleat), (Saxophone bleat), dude looks like a lady.
Baa! Baa! Dude looks like a lady!
(saxophone bleat, saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
Bad! Bad! Dude looks like a lady!
(saxophone bleat, saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
Bad...Bad...Do it like a lady.
{Sax bleat} {Sax bleat} Dude looks like a lady.
Some people probably thought that the sax bleats were Steven Tyler screaming something.
Boob looks like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Chubby hubby sheep shear
Turn the other cheek, Dear
Cruisin' to a bar on the shore.
A picture graced with Grandma DeDore
Cruisin' to a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door.
Cruising through a Barney shore
Her picture crazed the clown-monkey door.
Cruising to a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime in the door.
Cruising through the jungle on the floor
Cruising to a bar on the shore
Cruising to a bar on the shore
Her picture greased the dry monkey door.
Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on de door.
Dammit! Dammit!
Do it like a lady!
[Sax] [Sax]
Dude looks like a lady!
Dance, dance, do the lock a lady
(saxophone bleat) (saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
Do it just like a lady!
Dude looks like a lady!
Do it just like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Do it like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do just like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady!
Do just like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do look like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Do me funky lady
Dude looks like a lady
Do me like a lady.
Dude looks like lady.
Do me, do me, do me on the head.
Do me, do me, do me all night.
Do the Draconian!
Dude looks like a lady
Do the Dragon Lady
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the Laka lady!
Dude looks like a lady!
Do the cack-a-lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the calculator.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the chocolate lady.
Dude looks like a lady
Do the cluck a' lady
Dude looks like a lady!
Do the dragon lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the ejaculator!
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the funky lady
Ooh, what a funky lady
Do the funky lady
{Sax bleat} {Sax bleat} Dude looks like a lady.
Do the laundry later.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the lovely lady
Dude looks like a lady
Do the lucky lady.
Dude looks like lady.
Do the mash potato.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the naked lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the psycho lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do this like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do this like a leader!
Dude looks like a lady!
Do this like a leader!
Dude looks like a lady!
Do this like a leader.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do this locker later!
Dude looks like a lady!
Do this lucky lady
Dude looks like a lady
Do you just have to lay there?
Dude looks like a lady.
Do you look like a lady?
Dude looks like a lady.
Do, do, do,
Do this locker later.
Dude, dude, dude,
Dude looks like a lady.
Doo-doo like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Doobee doobee doobee all night
Do me, do me, do me all night
Doobie suckin' lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Doodle like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Down it! Down it! Do it like a lady.
(Sax bleat, sax bleat) Dude looks like a lady.
Down it! Down it!
Do it like a lady.
(Sax bleat) (sax bleat)
Dude looks like a lady.
Down it! Down it!
Dude looks like a lady!
[Sax], [sax]
Dude looks like a lady!
Dude's a lucky lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
F*****, f*****
Dude looks like a lady!
(Sax)(sax)
Dude looks like a lady.
F****t, F****t, Dude looks like a lady
(Saxophone bleat, saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady
Go ahead! Go ahead! Dude looks like a lady!
(saxophone bleat) (saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
Gonna have a cheap beer
Turn the other cheek, Dear
Ham! Ham! Dude looks like a lady!
(saxophone bleat) (saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
Her sister drapes the rhyme of Debor
or
Her picture crepes the crime of Dior
or
Her picture crepes the crime of Dior
Her picture graced the grime on the door
I can't go pee-pee.
Let me take a peek, Dear.
I need to take a peepee-er.
Let me take a peak dear.
Medic! Medic! Do it just like a lady
(sax)(sax) Dude looks like a lady
Poo just like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Scoobee doobee doo's on tonight.
Do me, do me, do me all night.
She had the body of Adidas
Yeah you ka-ka-ka-koo-eyes.
She had the body of a Venus
Now imagine my surprise.
She had the body of a fetus
She had the body of a Venus
She had the body of a venus, but a penis like a guys.
She had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my surprise.
Tell me you're a sheet feeder.
Turn the other cheek dear.
A 'sheet feeder' is a device that will accept a stack of paper and feed it one at a time into a printer or scanner.
Tell me you're the sheet feeder
Turn the other cheek dear
That, that, dude looks like a lady!
(Sax bleat), (Sax bleat), Dude looks like a lady!
That...that...dude looks like a lady
(Sax bleat) (Sax bleat) Dude looks like a lady
Then she winked at a girl
and that 'bout blew me away
Then she whipped out a gun
and tried to blow me away
Then she wipped out a pud
And that 'bout blew me away.
Then she whipped out a gun
And tried to blow me away.
Tried to f*** a lady.
Ooh, what a funky lady!
Use the calculator
Dude looks like a lady
What a f**king lady
What a funky lady
Yeah! Yeah! Do the psychic lady.
(Sax bleat), (Sax bleat), dude looks like a lady.
Yeah, yeah, Do the lockin' lady
(sax. bleat, sax. bleat) Dude looks like a lady
You look like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
You'd just like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
(Oh yeah, oh yeah!)
(Sax) (Sax)
Baaack! Baaack! Dude looks like a lady!
(saxophone bleat, saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
Buddhism likes a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Chewy carbonation
Dude looks like a lady
Cruised into a balmy shore
With my picture-crazy grandma Lenore
Cruise into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
Do the regulator.
Dude looks like a lady!
Doodoo like a lady
Dude looks like a lady.
F*** in me if I seem out of line
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Kool-Aid likes a lady
or
Cool Whip likes a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Move it like a lady!
Dude looks like a lady!
Oogie was a lady!
Ooh, he was a lady!
She had the body of a Venus, gonna make you pass the fries.
She had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my surprise.
You look like some lady
or
Use your calculator
or
Hooters like a lady
or
Do the rubber lady
or
Do me like a lady
or
Do just like a lady
or
Do just like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Do me like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the dragon, lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Do the laceration.
Dude looks like a lady.
Dudavakalady
Dude looks like a lady.
Dude looks like Greg Brady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Dude's a funky lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
Dude's a naked lady
Dude looks like a lady
F**, f**, dude looks like a lady.
(Sax bleat, sax bleat) Dude looks like a lady.
Had a turkey baby!
What a funky lady!
The dude is f---ing lazy
Dude looks like a lady
Yeah Yeah
Dude likes country gravy.
{Sax bleat} {Sax bleat}
Dude looks like a lady.
You just have to lay there
Dude looks like a lady
You look like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
You look like a meatball.
Dude looks like a lady.
Cruised into a balmy shore
With my picture-crazy grandma Lenore
Cruise into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
Do the fuckin', lady
Ooh...What a funky lady
Do the macarena
Dude looks like a lady
Tuna like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Who's the lucky lady
Dude looks like a lady.
Do me, do me, do me on the air
or
Do me do me, do me in the ear
or
Do me do me do me in the rear.
Do me, do me, do me all night.
Do the f***in' lady
Dude looks like a lady
Moves just like a lady
Dude looks like a lady