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All your soups are custom made in London.
All your suits are custom made in London.
All your suits are custom made and I'm done.
All your suits are custom made in London.
All your suits are custom made and laundered
All your suits are custom made in London
Au dessus, they're custom-made and laundered
All your suits are custom made in London
Dress you up in Milo.
Dress you up in my love.
Dress you up in mylar.
Dress you up in my love.
Dress you up in nylon.
Dress you up in my love.
Dress you up in nylons.
Dress you up in my love.
Dress you up in nylon
Dress you up in my love
Gonna bob shoo wop in my love.
Gonna dress you up in my love.
Gonna box you up in my love
or
Put a Joshua in my love.
Gonna dress you up in my love.
Gonna dress you Guatemalan.
Gonna dress you up in my love.
Gonna dress you up in Mylar.
Gonna dress you up in my love.
Gonna dress you up in Mylar
All over your body.
Gonna dress you in my love
All over your body.
Mylar is a space age plastic used in astronauts space suits.
Gonna dress you up in Mylar
Gonna dress you up in my life
Gonna dress you up in Wildwood
Gonna dress you up in my love
As in Wildwood, NJ, a popular tourist destination.
Gonna dress you up in nylons
Gonna dress you up in my love
Gonna dress you up tomorrow.
Gonna dress you up in my love.
Gonna dress you up, Madonna
Gonna dress you up in my love
Gonna mess you up with my love.
Gonna dress you up in my love.
Gonna wrap you up in nylon
Gonna dress you up in my love
Gotta dress you up in nylons.
Gonna dress you up in my love.
I'm gonna dress you up in nylons.
I'm gonna dress you up in my love.
I'm just your Delilah.
Gonna dress you up in my love.
Is this where you're diving
All over, all over, from your head down to your toes?
Gonna dress you up in my love
All over, all over, from your head down to your toes.
Oh it seems a costume made in London
All your suits are custom made in London
Stress you open, Milo
or
Stress you up in my love
Dress you up in my love
You got stocks
That's what other girls say
Satin sweets and luxury, so cry:
''All the suits accosted, mate, in London.'
You got style
That's what all the girls say
Satin sheets and luxury so fine
All your suits are custom made in London.