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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Down So Long that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jewel's, "Down So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
A glass of Jesus
Original Lyrics:
A plastic Jesus
Jewel's, "Down So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I had to be your stand
Original Lyrics:
And like cattle we all stand
Jewel's, "Down So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the book of my heart book just got stolen
Original Lyrics:
Pocketbook and my heart both just got stolen
Jewel's, "Down So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a glass of Jesus, I'm gonna spend the winter in the corner of my room
Original Lyrics:
I got a plastic Jesus, a cordless telephone for every corner of my room

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