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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Do Re Mi that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Do - a deer, a female deer
Re - a drop of golden song
Mi - a name I call myself
Fa - a long long way to rum
So - a needle pulling threat
La - a note to follow so
Ti - a drink with Chad and Brett
That will bring us back to dope
Do - a deer, a female deer
Re - a drop of golden sun
Mi - a name I call myself
Fa - a long long way to run
So - a needle pulling thread
La - a note to follow so
Ti - a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do
Do, I hear a female deer
Do, a deer, a female deer
Do, a beer, a female beer
or
Do, a beard, a female beard
Do, a deer, a female deer
Do, a deer, a shemale deer
Do, a deer, a female deer
Doe Ray Me Far Sew La Tea
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti
Doe a deer, a teenage deer
Doe a deer, a female deer
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a bloke who lives next door
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Fa - a wrong, wrong way to go
Fa - a long, long way to run
Far, a longer way to run... Tea, a drink with Janet Blair
Far, a long, long way to run... Tea, a drink with jam and bread
Far, a longer way to run.
(Later)
Tea, a drink with Jan and Fred.
Far, a long, long way to run.
(Later)
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Far, a longer way to run.
Tea, a drink with Jan and Fred.
Far, a long, long way to run.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Far, a longer way to run
…
Tea, a drink with Janet Blair
Far, a long, long way to run
...
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
Ray, a drop of golden scum
Me, a name I call myself
Fart, a long long way to run.
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa', a long long way to run.
Tea - a drink with German bread
Tea - a drink with jam and bread
Tea I drink with German bread
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
Tea to drink at supper time
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, I drink with German bread
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
Tea, I drink with Lemon Pledge.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, a drink with German bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Tea, a drink with Janet Blair.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, a drink with Janet Blair.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, a drink with Janet Blair.
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
From the movie 'The Sound of Music'.
Tea, a drink with Jems and bread.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, to drink at supper time.
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
Ti, a drink with German bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with Jamon bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with Jan and Ted
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with Janet Brett
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with gin and bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with jam and h***.
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
Ti, a drink with jam and hair.
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
A beer, a female beer
or
A beard, a female beard
A deer, a female deer
Do, a deer, a shemale deer
Do, a deer, a female deer
Doe a deer
A teenage deer
Doe a deer
A female deer
From the movie "The Sound Of Music"
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a bloke who lives next door
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
I hear a female deer
a deer, a female deer
Tea a drink with Jems and bread
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, I drink with Lemon Pledge.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
If you want lemon flavor in your tea, don't try this at home!
Tea, a drink with German bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with German bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
From 'The Sound Of Music.'