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Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
All through my wild days my married sister
All through my wild days my mad existence
All through my wild days, my married sister
All through my wild days, my mad existence
Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
The truth is I never loved you.
The truth is I never left you.
Don't cry for me Arch and Tina
Don`t cry for me, Argentina.
Don't cry for me, Aunty Tina.
Don't cry for me Argentina.
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
Don't cry for me, I'm the cleaner.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
Don't cry for me, Ike and Tina.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina
Don't cry for me, Argentina
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
Don't cry for me, Sergeant Tina.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down that hill
I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
I never invited the men
I never invited them in
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
My main existence
My mad existence
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
My manic sister
My mad existence
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
My married sisters
My mad existence
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
So keep your distance.
Don't keep your distance.
All through my wild days, my mad assistants
All through my wild days, my mad existence
All through my wild days, my magic sisters
All through my wild days, my mad existence
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Couldn't stay all my life down here
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Don't buy for me Orangina
Don't cry for me Argentina
Don't cry for me, Alf and Tina.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Don't try for me Orangina
Don't cry for me Argentina
I can't resist us
My mad resistance
I kept my brothers
I kept my promise
I kept my condoms
I kept my promise
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
I kept my pumice
I kept my promise
I've kept my problems
I've kept my promise
I've kept my pumice
Don't keep your disco
I've kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
Madonna's,
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
I've kept my trouble
I've kept my promise
My many sisters
My mad existence
My manic systems.
My mad existence
Don`t cry for me, Alf and Tina.
Don`t cry for me, Argentina.
Comes from Andrew Lloyed Webber stage musical, "Evita", and UK chart hit single and probably worldwide hit as well.
Madonna's,
"Don’t Cry for Me Argentina"
I’ve kept my problems
I’ve kept my promise