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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> D -> Don't Bother
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Bother that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
But what you gave to her will lose its shine.
Original Lyrics:
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine.
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumb mother, I'm on fire
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother, I'll be fine
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave up all I own
And moved to a communist country
He came with me, of course
I file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those parents and learn about fruit pole.
And moved to a communist country
He came with me, of course
I file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those parents and learn about fruit pole.
Original Lyrics:
For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a Communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football.
And move to a Communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football.
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has the kind of book that defies the gravity
She is the greatest c*ck and she is fat spree.
She is the greatest c*ck and she is fat spree.
Original Lyrics:
She has the kind of look that defines gravity
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free.
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free.
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has the kind of look that defines gravity.
Original Lyrics:
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity.
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is the kind of lock that defines gravity
She's the greatest f*** and she's French free.
She's the greatest f*** and she's French free.
Original Lyrics:
She has the kind of look that defines gravity
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free.
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free.
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She must think I'm a freak.
Original Lyrics:
She must think I'm a flea.
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a freak.
She must think I'm a freak.
Original Lyrics:
She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea.
She must think I'm a flea.
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's almost sixty-four, she must think I'm a freak
Original Lyrics:
She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea.
Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the greatest c*ck.
Original Lyrics:
She's the greatest cook.
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