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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> D -> Don't Ask Me Why
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Ask Me Why that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
As sure as I'm a victim of design
Original Lyrics:
As sure as I'm a victim of desire
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
At your service in your new hotel
Original Lyrics:
All your servants in your new hotel
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ask for flavors
Original Lyrics:
Don't ask for favors
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look for Hansel
Original Lyrics:
Don't look for answers
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every truck must have its drink
Original Lyrics:
Every drunk must have his drink
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am only a firefighter with fire
Original Lyrics:
I am only fighting fire with fire
Eurythmics', "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the night traffic
Original Lyrics:
Look what the night dragged in
Eurythmics', "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you think that you're forgiven
But you've got me bored again.
But you've got me bored again.
Original Lyrics:
Now you think that you're forgiven
But you can't be born again.
But you can't be born again.
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your goose has gone away
Original Lyrics:
Now your ghosts have gone away
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your toaster's blown away
Original Lyrics:
Now your ghosts have gone away
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull their vulvas baby
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
Original Lyrics:
Fool them all but baby
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
Eurythmics', "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
We never seem to fight
Original Lyrics:
We never seem to find
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are still the victim of the accidents solite
Original Lyrics:
You are still the victim of the accidents you leave
Eurythmics', "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
You smiled the best years of your life.
or
You soiled the best years of your life.
or
You soiled the best years of your life.
Original Lyrics:
You spoiled the best years of your life.
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