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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dilemma that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Nelly (featuring Kelly Rowland)'s, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
But ohh noo, she got a man in a Sundoe.
Original Lyrics:
But ohh noo, she got a man and a son though.
Nelly (featuring Kelly Rowland)'s, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
But ohh noo, she got a nun and a gun hoe.
Original Lyrics:
But ohh noo, she got a man and a son though.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
But ohh noo, she got a nun and a gung-ho.
Original Lyrics:
But ohh noo, she got a man and a son though.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check it, check it, check it out
Original Lyrics:
Chick, chick, chick
Nelly's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and swoop me
Now you see that's gangsta.
Now you see that's gangsta.
Original Lyrics:
Come and swoop you
In his two-seata, now that's gangsta.
In his two-seata, now that's gangsta.
Nelly's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come through and push you in the pool
Now that's gangsta
Now that's gangsta
Original Lyrics:
Come through and holla and swoop me in his two seater
Now that's gangsta
Now that's gangsta
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I chew my boots.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I eat my poo
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly (featuring Kelly Rowland)'s, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I lick my boob...
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo...
Nelly (featuring Kelly Rowland)'s, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I lick my boobs...
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo...
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I lick my boob
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I lick my booty
Original Lyrics:
Even when I’m with my boo
Nelly's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I like her boob
You know I'm crazy a bear you.
You know I'm crazy a bear you.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
You know I'm crazy over you.
You know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I like my boob
Know I'm crazy over you.
Know I'm crazy over you.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Know I'm crazy over you.
Know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I like my boob
Know I'm crazy over you.
Know I'm crazy over you.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Know I'm crazy over you.
Know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I meet my boo
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I read my book
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly (featuring Kelly Rowland)'s, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I rub my boobs
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I shake my boobs
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I show my boots.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I touch her boobs
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I watch Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I'm in Naboo
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I'm in the loo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
or
Even when I miss the loo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
or
Even when I'm sniffin' glue
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
or
Even when I miss the loo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
or
Even when I'm sniffin' glue
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I'm pissing moo
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I'm sniffing poo..
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo...
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I'm with Joe Boo.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Joe Boo is the spiritual doll from the movie "Major League".)
Nelly's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
You know I'm crazy a bear you.
You know I'm crazy a bear you.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
You know I'm crazy over you.
You know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly (featuring Kelly Rowland)'s, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Original Lyrics:
Even though I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy about you.
Boy, you know I'm crazy about you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boobs
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boobs
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I've been no fool
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when you lick my boob
You know I'm crazy over you.
You know I'm crazy over you.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
You know I'm crazy over you.
You know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when you lick my boobs
You know I'm crazy over you
You know I'm crazy over you
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when you lick my boob
Original Lyrics:
Even when I’m with my Boo
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when you lick my groove
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when you poke my boob.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo.
Nelly's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when you touch my boob
You know I'm crazy about you.
You know I'm crazy about you.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when you touch my boobs
You know I'm crazy over you.
You know I'm crazy over you.
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even wind beneath my boobs
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
Nelly (featuring Kelly Rowland)'s, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate some chicken and through it up the block from me uh.
Original Lyrics:
I met this this chick, she just moved up the block from me uh.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know how n****s start acting trippin' and eat up all the girls.
Original Lyrics:
I know how n****s start acting trippin' and hate up all the girls.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met his chick
She just moved right up the street from me.
She just moved right up the street from me.
Original Lyrics:
I met this chick and
She just moved right up the block from me.
She just moved right up the block from me.
Nelly ft Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met this chicken shit just moved right up the block from me and...
Original Lyrics:
I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me and uh
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met this chicken; she just moved right of the block to me
She got the hots for me
The finest wings I've ever seen.
She got the hots for me
The finest wings I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
I met this chick and she just moved across the block from me
She got the hots for me
The finest thing I've ever seen.
She got the hots for me
The finest thing I've ever seen.
Editor's note: For consistency's sake, please file all entries for this song as 'Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland', not the other way around.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met this chicken
She just flew right out the block from me.
She just flew right out the block from me.
Original Lyrics:
I met this chick
And she just moved right up the block from me.
And she just moved right up the block from me.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met this chicken
She just moved right up the block from me.
She just moved right up the block from me.
Original Lyrics:
I met this chick and
She just moved right up the block from me.
She just moved right up the block from me.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Know matter what I do
All I think about is food
Even though I already ate
You know I still want another plate.
All I think about is food
Even though I already ate
You know I still want another plate.
Original Lyrics:
Know matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy about you.
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy about you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a shortstop, pick up e'rything Miami hittin'.
Original Lyrics:
Like a shortstop, pick up e'rything mommy hittin'.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a shortstop, pick up e'rything on the Internet.
Original Lyrics:
Like a shortstop, pick up e'rything mommy hittin'.
Nelly (featuring Kelly Rowland)'s, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I clean my boots
You know I'm crazy about you.
All I think about is you
Even when I clean my boots
You know I'm crazy about you.
Original Lyrics:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you.
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what I do
All I think about is Jew
Even when I wet my boob
Oy, you know I'm crazy overview.
All I think about is Jew
Even when I wet my boob
Oy, you know I'm crazy overview.
Original Lyrics:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
Nelly Featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I lick my boobs
Boy y'know you know I'm crazy over you
All I think about is you
Even when I lick my boobs
Boy y'know you know I'm crazy over you
Original Lyrics:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy y'know you know I'm crazy over you.
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy y'know you know I'm crazy over you.
Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a man and a sun-do oh.
Original Lyrics:
She got a man and a son, oh no.
Nelly's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know what you've been telling me.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know what you mean to me.
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