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A man is born, he's a mad of seeds
Then along comes two, they have nothing but day's means.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
A man is born, he's a man of hate.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but to cheats.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but the cheese.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
A man is born, he's a man of meat
Then along comes two, they've got nothing but the cheese.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
A man is born, he's a man of needs
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
A man is born, he's a man or beast.
A man is born, he's a man of means
A man is born, he's a mental case
Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
A man is born
He's a melody.
A man is born
He's a man of means.
Everybody finds a way to shot
Everybody finds a way to shine
It don't matter that they got--ten out of line
It don't matter that they got not a lot
The Millard boy, he's a man of thee
A man is born, he's a man of means
The man is bold
He's a man of dreams
A man is born
He's a man of means
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the streets
Then along come two, they got nothing but machines.
or
Then along come two, they got nothing but their cheese.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
When a man is born he's a melody
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the genes.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.