Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Delicate that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Dark jeans and your Nikes, Pikachu
Dark jeans and your Nikes, look at you
Delicate like Bill Bellamy
Delicate like you and me
Do the girls bathroom touch you like I do?
Do the girls back home touch you like I do?
Does the cat like you and me?
Delicate like you and me
Full light seven-night stand in the black
Phone lights up my nightstand in the black
Listen for the best.
This ain't for the best.
Listen for the best
My reputation's never be good so
You just like beef with me
This ain't for the best
My reputation's never been worse, so
You must like me for me
Listen for the best
My reputation's never been worse so
You must like me for me
This ain't for the best
My reputation's never been worse so
You must like me for me
Listen for the best
My reputation’s never be good so
You just like beef with me
This ain't for the best
My reputation's never been worse, so
You must like me for me
Listen for the bets
This ain't for the best
Tae Bo on the East Side; where you at?
Dive bar on the East Side; where you at?
This is for the best
My reputation's never been worse so
It was like Hi Fu Mi
This ain't for the best
My reputation's never been worse so
You must like me for me