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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> D -> Dear Jessie
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dear Jessie that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Rollergirl's, "Dear Jessie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Jessie, you're the laughter running nude along the lane
Original Lyrics:
Dear Jessie, hear the laughter running through the Love Parade
Madonna's, "Dear Jessie"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the make up Maybelline
Original Lyrics:
If the land of make believe
Rollergirl's, "Dear Jessie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Jessie saw the losers running on the lottery
Original Lyrics:
Dear Jessie, hear the laughter running through the Love Parade
Rollergirl's, "Dear Jessie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink checkerd shirts and pants are gay, Dear Jessie.
Hear the laughter 'cuz your clothes are gay.
Hear the laughter 'cuz your clothes are gay.
Original Lyrics:
Pink elephants and lemonade, Dear Jessie.
You're the laughter running through the love parade.
You're the laughter running through the love parade.
Madonna's, "Dear Jessie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink elephants and lemonade
Me and Jessie hear the laughter running through the love parade
Candy kisses and a sunny day
Me and Jessie see the roses raining on the love parade
Me and Jessie hear the laughter running through the love parade
Candy kisses and a sunny day
Me and Jessie see the roses raining on the love parade
Original Lyrics:
Pink elephants and lemonade
Dear Jessie, hear the laughter running through the love parade
Candy kisses and a sunny day
Dear Jessie, see the roses raining on the love parade
Dear Jessie, hear the laughter running through the love parade
Candy kisses and a sunny day
Dear Jessie, see the roses raining on the love parade
Madonna's, "Dear Jessie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rob this magic lantern
Original Lyrics:
Rub this magic lantern
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