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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dead! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my honest consolation, this is a rapist operation
Original Lyrics:
And in my honest observation, during this operation
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And through my endless dance-ination
Original Lyrics:
And in my honest observation
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take the death
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Then your heart can't take the death
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Original Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Even though every single lyrics site I visited said otherwise, I believed these were the actual lyrics for the longest time. I had to play the song at almost full volume and put my ear to the speaker in order to realize I was wrong.
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't there anyone's soul that you can take?
Original Lyrics:
Is that the most the both of you can give?
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, dead! Lying in a hospital bed!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, think about the life's you'll owe me
Oh, take me from the ghost when you're dead!
Oh, take me from the ghost when you're dead!
Original Lyrics:
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked brownie,
It ain't tell me what you planned
It ain't tell me what you planned
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand?
It ain't exactly what you planned
It ain't exactly what you planned
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a p*** in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn’t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a p*** up on a table.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a piss on my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tired and oh so Swedish
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be granted? Take a piss with one hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*** from overhead?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*ss by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*ss with one hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pencil by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the head?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
They Might Be Giants', "Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on my sack.
Before the date stamped on my sack.
Original Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself.
Before the date stamped on myself.
They Might Be Giants', "Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on my side.
Before the date stamped on my side.
Original Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself.
Before the date stamped on myself.
They Might Be Giants', "Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did a large procession wave their tortures
As my head fell in the basket?
As my head fell in the basket?
Original Lyrics:
Did a large procession wave their torches
As my head fell in the basket?
As my head fell in the basket?
Korn's, "Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I get hell, I feel youre dead.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I get ahead, I feel you're dead.
KoRn's, "Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everytime I get hell, I feel more dead.
Original Lyrics:
Everytime I get ahead, I feel more dead.
Korn's, "Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow my legs to Miami. (Pronounced 'me-ammy')
Original Lyrics:
All I want in life is to be happy.
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