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'Guiding Light' and the lights are low.
Friday night and the lights are low.
And when you dancin' jazz
And when you get the chance
Anybody could feed that guy
Anybody could be that guy
Anybody could feel that guy
Anybody could be that guy
Chicken the dancing queen
Diggin' the dancing queen
You can dance, you can die
or
Children dance, children die
having the time of their lives.
See that girl.
Watch the sea.
Dig it! the dancin' queen.
or
Children dance, children die
having the time of their lives.
See that girl.
Watch the sea.
Dig it! the dancin' queen.
You can dance, you can jive
having the time of your life.
See that girl.
Watch the scene.
Diggin' the dancin' queen.
Couldn't see, only seventeen
Young and sweet only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the meat on the tangerine
Dancing queen, feel the beat of the tambourine
Dancing bean threw up on the Sasquatch knee
Dancing queen, feel the beat of the tambourine
Dancing bean, I just peed on the Wolverine
Dancing queen, feel the beat on the tambourine
Dancing bean
Had a pee on the trampoline.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
Dancing bean
Feel the meat on the tangerine.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
Dancing quee, feel the beat of the tangerine
Dancing queen, feel the beat of the tambourine
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.
Dancing queen taking a pee on da tangerine oh yeah!
Dancing queen feel the beat on the tamborine oh yeah!
Dancing queen,
feel the heat of the calvary
Dancing queen,
feel the beat from the tambourine
Dancing queen, feel the meat on the tangerine.
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine.
Dancing queen, feel the pee on the tangerine
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
Dancing queen
Eat a bean of the tambourine.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
Dancing queen
Feed the bean from the tangerine
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the jamboree, oh yeah.
Dancing queen
Feels the beat from the tamborine, oh yeah.
Dancing queen
Feel the heat from the tangerine.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
Dancing queen
Feel the heat of the caberet.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
Dancing queen
Steve McQueen on the tambourine.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
Dancing queen
Guillitine, oh so obscene, oh yeah
You can dance, you get high
Having the time of your life, ooooh
See that girl
Watch that queen
She is the dancing queen.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
Dancing queen
Eat the beef from the tambourine.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tappery, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that seat
Diggin' the dancing queen.
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
Dancing queen
Vis-a'-vis from the tambourine
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
Feel the beat from the chandelier
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Feel the beat from the jamboree
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Feel the beat of the jamboree, oh yeah
Feel the beat of the tambourine, oh yeah
Feel the beat of the jamboree
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Feel the beat of the tangerine.
Feel the beat of the tambourine.
Feel the beef on the tangerine
Dancing queen, feel the beat of the tambourine
Feel the heat from the summer heat
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Flick my bean with the tambourine
Feel the beat of the tambourine
Frigging dancing queen
Digging the dancing queen
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Generator of music
With a bit of rock music
Having the time of your life, oooh
See that girl, watch that scene
Chicken, the dancing queen.
Having the time of your life, oooh
See that girl, watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
Here come the nympho king.
Anybody could be that guy.
Not as young and the music's high.
You come in to look for a king.
Anybody could be that guy.
Night is young and the music's high.
Laura Teaser, turn 'em on.
You're a tease and you turn 'em on.
Laura please him and turn him on
Leave him burning and then you're gone
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Musicland
You can dance
Musicland is a defunct record and tape store. Sam Goody was one of its sister stores.
Read a bit about music.
With a bit of rock music.
See Matt hurl
Squash that spleen
Chicken the fancy teen.
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the Dancin' Queen.
See her bounce on the trampoline
Feel the beat of the tambourine
See that girl across the street.
See that girl. Watch that scene.
See that girl, watch that scream
See that girl, watch that scene
See that girl
Watch that seam
Diggin' the dancin' queen.
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the Dancin' Queen.
See that girl
Watch the teens
Digging the dancing queen.
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
See the girl,
She's so mean
I am the gossip queen
See that girl,
watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen
See the swirl, watch that sneeze, diggin' the dancin' queen.
See that girl. Watch the scene. Diggin' the dancin' queen.
She's that girl who made the scene
See that girl, watch that scene
She's that girl, what machine
or
She's that girl, what's that scene?
See that girl, watch that scene.
Slowly tease him and turn him on.
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on.
Take in the dancing queen.
Diggin' the dancin' queen.
Ticket to Dancing Queen
Diggin' the Dancing Queen
Two can dance, two can dive
You can dance, you can jive
Union Jack, Union Jack
Having the time of your life.
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life.
Union dance, union guy,
having the time of your life
You can dance, you can jive
having the time of your life
When Dave play the white music.
With a bit of rock music
When they play the right music
With a bit of rock music
Where they do what you said, everything is fine
You're in the loophole dance
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
Where they play the Watusi
With a bit of rock music
Where they play the right music.
With a bit of rock music
Where they play the rock music.
or
Where they play the rap music.
With a bit of rock music.
Where they play the rock music.
With a bit of rock music.
Where they play the white music
With a bit of rock music
With flavour and music
With a bit of rock music
Yogurt sweet only seventeen
Young and sweet only seventeen
You are a dancing freak
You are the dancing queen
You are a gassy queen
You are the dancing queen
You are the damn same queen
Young and sweet, only seven teeth
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
You are the dancing queen
Strong and lean, only seventeen.
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
You are the dancing queen
Jungle Swede, only seventeen.
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
You are to dance with me
You are the dancing queen
You can dance if you try
You can dance, you can jive
You can dance, you and I
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch the scene
Gimme the dancin' queen.
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch the scene
Diggin' the dancin' queen.
You can dance, you can dance
Having the time of your life.
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life.
You can dance, you can die
having the time of your life
You can dance, you can jive
having the time of your life
You can dance, you can die, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, twiggy the dancing queen
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen
You can dance, you can die.
You can dance, you can jive.
You can dance, you can dine.
You can dance, you can jive.
You can dance, you can dive
You can dance, you can jive
You can dance, you can drive
Having the time of your life
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
You can dance, you can drown
You can dance, you can jive
You can dance, you can fly high
Having the time of your life.
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life.
You can dance, you can fly
Having the time of your life
See that girl
What's that scene?
She'll be the dancing queen.
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch the scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Vis-a-vis
Diggin' the dancing queen.
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch the scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
You can dance, you can try having the time of your life.
See that fall. Watch that scene. Dig it, the dancin' queen.
You can dance, you can jivehaving the time of your life.
See that girl. Watch the scene. Diggin' the dancin' queen.
You can dance
You can die
Having the time of your life
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
I only found out the right lyrics about 6 months before I made this submission!
You can die
having the time of your life
You can jive
having the time of your life
You can dive
You can jive
You condense.
You contrive.
Holding the keys to our lives.
You can dance.
You can jive.
Having the time of your life.
You got a new pair of pants
You're in the mood for a dance
You got some Fancy Feast
You are the dancing queen
You need room for a dance
You're in the mood for a dance
You only tease him to turn him on
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
You'd better play the right music
With a bit of rock music
You're a TV, you turn them on
You're a teaser, you turn them on
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on,
Leave 'em burning, and then you're God.
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on,
Leave 'em burning, and then you're gone.
In the original ABBA version of this song, I thought it sounded just a LITTLE bit like they were singing "and then you're God" instead of "and then you're gone", but that was not quite enough the case for me to ever submit this mishearing for that version. But then, on seeing "Mamma Mia!" and hearing its soundtrack CD, I thought in this version is DOES sound distinctly like they sing "and then you're God", enough indeed to submit as a misheard lyric!
You're gonna tease him and turn him on
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
You're in a newfound dance
or
You're in Newfoundland
You're in the mood for a dance
You're in the lufa dance
You're in the mood for a dance
You've come to look for a kid
You've come to look for a king
Young and Swede, only seventeen.
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
Young and lean and only seventeen
Young and sweet and only seventeen
Young and sweet only seven teeth
Young and sweet only seventeen
Young and sweet only seven teeth
Young and sweet only seventeen
Young and sweet only seventy
Young and sweet and only seventeen
Young and sweet, on the seven seas
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
Young and sweet, only seven teeth.
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
Young un's weed only seventeen
Young and sweet only seventeen
Youngest queen, only 17
Young and sweet, only 17
Your adhesive will turn him on
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on