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"Cry rocket!" the song would shout
And then your feet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
I wore my Mombas most Friday nights, and Susie wore her dresses tight.
The "Cry Rocket" was ou-ou-out of si-i-i-ight!
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight
'Dile rocking, you're stomping, shouting,
And your feet just can't keep still.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
And 'dial rocking was at our house, outside.
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
And Susie wore her dress too tight.
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
And Susie-woman dresses right.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
And the Crocodile Rocking was an hour and a half on the side.
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
And the crocodile rock was on the next outbound flight.
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
But Suzie was dead that night.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
But Suzie was dressed in tights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
But the biggest d*** I ever got.
But the biggest kick I ever got.
But the biggest gig I ever got
But the biggest kick I ever got
But the biggest kid I ever got
But the biggest kick I ever got
But the biggest kink I ever got
But the biggest kick I ever got
But the biggest pig I ever got
But the biggest kick I ever got
Craw rocking, the sun is shockin'.
or
Croc rocking, the Song that shouts.
Well, Crocodile Rocking was something shocking.
Crawda rockin' the soul the shock
And when you're feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All over the mama 'cause Friday nights
When Susie won dressed as tight.
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Cri'le rocking, you stop and shop
And then your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a valentine
And I guess I never will
Rollin' Mama, The Smiling Ace, & Suzie Woman
They're just fading
Cr'ile rockin' was out of sight
Cr'ile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Cr'ile rockin' was out of sight
Crile rock, ya stomp and shout
When your feet just can't keep still.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
Crile rockin' is somethin', shout!
Crocodile rocking is something shocking.
Crile rockin', the song and shout
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
Croc rockin', the sound was shockin'.
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin'.
Crocka-Rocka, Friday night
Susie won the getup tight.
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Crockett rocket, the sun is shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie was dressin' tight
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie wore her dresses tight
Crocodile rocket and the sound of chocolate
When your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore the pesto right.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Crocodile rocket was someone shoppin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me some better times and I guess I never will
Oh, Lawdy Mama, it's Friday night
When Susie wore her dress that tight
And crocodile rockin' was out of style.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Crocodile rocket, I saw my chocolate
Crocodile rocking was something shocking
Crocodile rocket, I saw my chocolate
Crocodile rocking was something shocking
Crocodile rockin' was an outhouse on the side.
or
Crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Croc(odile) rockin' was somethin' shockin'.
Crow rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a Valentine
And I guess I never will
Lord Bomber, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore our Jessie's tights
And crow rocking was out of sight
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Crown Rockin', the sun is shinin'
And you feel just standin' still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All be dog gone, those Friday nights
That Susie woman dressed up tight.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Cryin' rocket, you stop and shop
And then your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a valentine
And I guess I never will
Ow, Rollin' Mama and Smilin' Ace and Suzie Woman
Guess it's fading
Cry and rock us out of Versailles
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my ochre jeans.
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old routines.
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreaming about my Chevy and the old routine.
Dreaming about my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Oldsmobile.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergines
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergine
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ogre jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ol' 15.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreaming of my chubby in my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Going fast as the wigwam cats
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
Got an Argo Chevy in the back of my home
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Got an aubergine and a place in my heart
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
Got an old grown Chevy and a pint of my own.
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Guy locked it!
Cry rocket!
Had a no-go Chevy
Had an old gold Chevy
Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had an Uncle Gerry and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had an Uncle Shammy and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
even knowing the real words, it STILL sounds like he's talking about his uncle. :)
Had an oboe, cello and a place of my own
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had an okra sheddy and a placed for my comb
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had an old bold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an old dog Chevy and a pace of my heart.
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an old, cold granny and a face of my own.
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an old-growth Chevy.
Had an old gold Chevy.
Had an oval Chevy and a drink of my own.
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a trick of my own.
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an ugh-ugh Chevy
Had an old gold Chevy.
Had an uptown Chevy and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had my uncle's Chevy and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had oboe chowder and a place of my own.
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had on old grown Chevy.
Had an old gold Chevy.
Holdin' hands and skippin' stones
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
Holding hands and swimming stoned
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
I never had me a bed on time
And I guess I never will.
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
I never knew Mia Valentine.
I never knew me a better time.
I never knew me a fellow in town
And I guess I never will.
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
I never knew me a valentine.
I never knew me a better time.
I never knew me a valentine
I never knew me a better time
I never neutered a valentine
And I guess that I never will.
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will.
I never thought I'd be your Valentine and I guess I never will.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
I remember when I was young
Me and Susan had so much fun
I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
I remember when Rod was young
I remember when rock was young
I remember when my brother was young
I remember when rock was young
I remember when rock goes on
I remember when rock was young
I remember when the night was young
I remember when rock was young
It was the biggest dick I ever got
It was the biggest kick I ever got
Learning fast as the whizz bang past
Learning fast as the weeks went past
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Auntie Jean
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Mama mama, Friday night
Susie wore her dress that's tight.
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Me and Susie woman dressed up tight
When Susie wore her dresses tight
Me and Suzie dogs on my tongue
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and getting stoned.
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scones.
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scum
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones
Never knew me a valentine
Never knew me a better time
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie Wongheart dresses right.
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie Warthog got uptight
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Sky rocket to Stop & Shop.
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
Skyrockets! The sun was shining
And your feet just can't stay still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh, Lordy Mama, it's Friday night
And Suzy wore her dress so tight
Sky rockets going ow-ow-out on the side.
Crocodile Rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
Sock it to me Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Oh Lawdy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Sock it to me mama, those Friday nights
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
Stoned out, crying by the record machine
Long nights crying by the record machine
Susie left me for some foreign guide
Susie left me for some foreign guy
Susie was black as night
Susie wore her dresses tight.
Susie went with leftists or some foreign guy.
Susie went and left us for some foreign guy.
Susie woman, dressin' right.
Susie wore her dresses tight.
Susie wore her fishnet tights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Susie wore her get-down tights.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Susie wore her leopard tights.
Susie wore her dresses tight.
Suzie had big fat thighs.
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Suzie went and left us for some 'four inch' guy.
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy.
Suzie went and left us for some bonehead guy
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Suzie went and left us for some boring guy
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Suzie wore her dress a** tight.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Suzie wore her dress that tight
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Suzie wore her dress-up tights
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Suzie wore her get-down tights.
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Suzie, wome was a dyke
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Suzy Ward, best dressed hyena
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her get-down tight
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
Try rockin' its something shocking when your features can be felt
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin' and your feet just can't keep still
Was doing a thing called the crocodile walk
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
Well the years went by
And the rockhouse dies
Susie dumped and left me with some guide
Long miles past down the wreckin' machine
Treating up the cherry and my Ovaltine
But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left me for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy and old blue jeans
Well the years went by
And the rockhouse dies
Susie dumped and left me with some guide
Long miles past down the wreckin’ machine
Treating up the cherry and my Ovaltine
But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left me for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy and old blue jeans
Well, Susie Woman, dressed in tights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
What Suzie wanted to get down tight
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
When Susie drove her motorbike
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
When Susie wore a dress that's tight.
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
When Susie wore her distant hyena
When Susie wore her dresses tight
When Susie wore her dress just right.
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
When Susie wore her dress last night
When Susie wore her dresses tight
When Susie wore her dress-down tights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
When Suzie wore her dress half tight
or
When Suzie wore her dress a**-tight.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
While Suzie wore her dress tonight
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
While the other kids were knocking down the clock
While the other kids were rocking around the clock
While the other kids were playing on the top
While the other kids were playing on the dock
With Susie woman dressed in white and
When Susie wore her dresses tight and
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With a no-go Chevy
Had an old gold Chevy