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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cool To Hate that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Offspring's, "Cool To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got you down to give you lip,
Being positive's so unhip
Original Lyrics:
I'll cut you down and give you lip,
being positive's so unhip
The Offspring's, "Cool To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna learn nothing
I wanna be a slut.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna learn nothing
I wanna be a slob.
The Offspring's, "Cool To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate Achmed!
I hate his wives!
Original Lyrics:
I hate the office
I hate the Quad
Offspring's, "Cool To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate the ducks
And I hate the geese
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
Original Lyrics:
I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
The Offspring's, "Cool To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate the ducks and I hate the geese.
Original Lyrics:
I hate the jocks and I hate the geeks.

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