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And she said stop, this is all I need.
The cheapest stuff is all I need.
Bullsh*t time again
Cold gin time again
Delilah's gone, I'm down and out
The landlords gone, I'm down and out
It clothin' time again
You know it's the only sin.
Cold gin time again
You know it'll always win.
It sold gin time again.
It's cold gin time again.
It's Ocean time again
Cold gin time again
It's closing time again
It's cold gin time again
It's potion time again
It's cold gin time again.
It's toejam time again
It's cold gin time again
My head is broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build my fire
The corner store, I'd like to rob you
The light bulb's gone, I'm done out.
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord's gone, I'm down and out.
My head is broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build my fire
The corner store, allowed to rob you
The lightbulb's gone, I'm done out.
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord's gone, I'm down and out.
My heat is broke and I'm so tattered
I need a fuse to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out there.
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah.
My heaters broke and I so fired,
I so full to build a fire.
The corner store huh likes to rob ya,
the ladders gone I'm down and out.
Its cold Hen time again, you know youll always win.
My heaters broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
the girl next door, her light are out yeah
The landlords gone, I'm down and out
Its cold gin time again you know you'll always win
My heaters broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The corner store, her light are out yeah
The liquor's gone, I'm down and out
My heaters broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out yeah
The landlords gone, I'm down and out
My heel is broke and I'm so tired
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
The comic store sells hill-lights for riots
The girl next door her lights are out yeah
The comics store,
h*ll, likes to rob ya
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The girl next door has lots of rats yeah
The girl next door her lights are out yeah
closing time again
Cold gin time again