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Catch my s***.
Cash machine
I tried to skip the fare
Two gay inspectors there.
I tried to skip the fare
Ticket inspectors there.
I try to skip "The Fear"
To get inspectors there
I try to skip the fare
Ticket inspectors there
I try to skip the fare, to get inspectors there.
I tried to skip the fare, ticket inspectors there.
TP inspector's there
Ticket inspector's there
There's a hole in my rocket
There's a hole in my pocket
We whisper till I see right.
Three weeks, five days till I'm seen right.
What am I gonna do?
My girlfriend's just turned blue.
What am I gonna do?
My girlfriend's test turned blue.
What am I gonna do?
My girlfriend's just turned blue.
What am I gonna do?
My girlfriend's test turned blue.
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