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And I'm never going back
Ain't a-never gonna knock
Career opportunities, the ones they'll never know
Every job they offer you is to keep you off the dole
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
Every job they offer used to kick you off the dock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
I am such a selfish fool
And I won't open letter forms for you.
I hate the civil service rules
And I won't open letter bombs for you.
I hate the Army and getting up at 4 AM
I don't wanna go fighting in the tropic New Guinea
I hate the Army and I hate the R.A.F.
I don't wanna go a-fighting in the tropical heat
R.A.F. stands for Royal Air Force.
I hate the sound of a sonic boom
And I won't open letter bombs for you
I hate the civil service rules
And I won't open letter bombs for you
I won't open flower bombs for you
I won't open letter bombs for you
Clash's,
"Career Opportunities"
I won't open my bum for you.
And I won't open letter bombs for you.
I won't say I'm sorry Bob
And I won't open live farm for you
I hate the civil service rules
And I won't open letter bombs for you