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Don't let me cack into my evening dress tonight.
Don't let the cat get into the eagles nest tonight.
W*** off a tiger
In front of the eagle's eye.
Watch out, the tiger
Don´t go claw the eagle´s eye.
W**k off a tiger, let him blow in the eagle's eyes
Watch out the tiger don´t go claw the eagle´s eye
And your boyfriend's name is Igor
And he lives with Frankenstein (aye aye?)
And your boyfriend's name is eagle
And he lives up in the sky (high high)
And your boyfriend's name is evil
And he lives up in the sky, Ha Ha!
And your boyfriend's name is Eagle
And he lives up in the sky (high high)
Don't let me crap into the eagle's nest tonight
Don't let the cat get into the eagles nest tonight
Get him while you're gay
Get him while you can
Well, you call your mum a tiger
And we know that you ain't lyin'
Well your sister's got to be on top
She tuckers out your mind
And your eagle don't relax
There's little bit of evil lovin' on the side
Don't let the crap get into the eagle's nest at night
Because the eagle could stay up tomorrow
(Scratch out her eyes)
Well you call your mama tiger
And we all know you are lying
... Well your sister's got the feline touch
She touches up your mind
And your eagle lover likes his little bit of evil lovin' all the time
Don't let the cat get into the eagle's nest at night
Because the eagle could say 'yes' without a fight
(Scratch out her eyes)
I hear 'You call your mum a tiger' becuase it was written by an Australian, Mike Chapman. I'm sure I remember hearing an interview in the 1970s where Suzi said the lyric was "And we know that you ain't lyin'", which makes more sense to me. The animal imagery is so obscure I didn't know whether The boyfriend was getting it on with the mother, the sister, or both! Suzi herself never tried to understand Chapman/Chinn's songs - she just knew if they were hits. Obvious chord progression inspiration from Gary Glitter's Rock And Roll Parts 1 and 2 - cheeky!