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A voodoo liked to know you
But I was just a king.
I would have liked to know you
But I was just a kid.
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a queer.
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like an elf in the snow.
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the roof fell in
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin.
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
And they whispered until you reigned.
And they whispered into your brain.
And they whispered until you reigned.
And they whispered into your brain.
Goodbye Enormos Jeans
Wish I never knew you at all
But I guess it was enevetable.
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself.
Goodbye Normandy
Goodbye Norma Jean
Goodbye aubergine
Goodbye Norma Jean
Goodbye normalcy
or
Goodbye technology
Goodbye Norma Jean
Goodbye now my jeans
Goodbye Norma Jean
Goodbye, Aubergine!
Goodbye, Norma Jean!
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Saw you one night in the 22nd row.
Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row.
Goodbye, enormous jeans
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Goodbye, normal genes.
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
Goodbye, normal jeans.
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
Hollywood being a superstar
And they made you change your pain.
Hollywood created a superstar
And they made you change your name.
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a camel with the wind
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
It seems to me you lived your life like a sandwich in the rain.
It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind.
Marilyn was found in the loo.
Marilyn was found in the nude.
My poodle liked to gnaw on you.
I would have liked to've known you.
My poodle liked to own you.
I would have liked to've known you.
Never knowin' who to claim to
When the rain set in
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was the battlefield's in you.
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude.
Saw you one night in the 22nd row
Well she was something more than sexual.
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than sexual.
Spindles burned down long before
The strangled heaven did.
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
The candle burned out long before.
The legend of a dead.
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
They said you are the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
They said you want the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
They said you were a treadmill, and they made you change your name
They set you on a treadmill, and they made you change your name
They said you were a treadmill.
They set you on a treadmill.
They set you on a pedestal
They set you on a treadmill
They set you on the president
They set you on the treadmill
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a geek.
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a key.
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
You lived your life, like a sandal in the bin.
You lived your life, like a candle in the wind.
Your candle burned out long ago,
Your legend never did
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legendary dream.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend of a deer.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
Goodbye Mama Jean.
Goodbye Norma Jeane.
Goodbye Ovaltine
Goodbye Norma Jean
Goodbye Ovaltine
Goodbye Norma Jean
Goodbye, Norm & Jean
From the hangman in the 22nd row.
Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row.
Goodbye, aubergine
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Goodbye, normal Jeans
Goodbye, Norma Jean
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a sandwich in the rain.
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Oh, the press still had a noose
Oh, the press still hounded you
The candle burned out long before
The legend of a dead.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
They said you were a treadmill,
And they made you change your name
They set you on a treadmill,
And they made you change your name
They said you were a trembler
And a Major changed your name
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name
When Lorraine sits in
When the rain set in
Your candle burned out long before
The legend of a dead.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
Your candle burned out long before
The legend of the deer.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
Your legend never did
Your legend ever did
Your legend never will
Your legend ever did
Your spindles burned down long before
The strangled heaven did.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.