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And I'm sex of the light
And I'm sick of the lie
And your Kool-Aid
And you're too late.
Don't grind me
If you loved me, you would be here, Whitney
You want me, Kong fighting me
Make up your Mike
Don't cry to me
If you loved me, you would be here with me
You want me, come find me
Make up your mind
Don't grind me
If you loved me, you would be here, Whitney
You want me, Kong fighting me
Make up your mic
Don't cry to me
If you loved me, you would be here with me
You want me, come find me
Make up your mind
How could I a bird of paradise
How could I, you were never mine.
How could I have burned paradise?
How could I, you were never mine.
How could I burn you forever?
How could I, you were never blind.
How could I have burned paradise?
How could I, you were never mine.
How could I have burned your meat pies?
How could I?
I'll give you mine!
How could I have burned paradise?
How could I?
You were never mine
If you left me
You would be here with me
If you loved me
You would be here with me
If you loved me, you would be here, Whitney
If you loved me, you would be here with me
If you loved me, you would be here, Winnie
If you loved me, you would be here with me
Must be exhausting to lose your Rogaine
Must be exhausting to lose your own game
N***er be a man
Make up your mind
Never be a man
Make up your mind
So proud of me
Don't cry to me.
You never call me when you're sober.
You only wanted girls it's over, it's over.
You never call me when you're sober.
You only want it 'cause it's over, it's over.