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'Cause you were born to be Mike Brady
And baby, I was made to be a man.
'Cause you were born to be my baby
And baby, I was made to be your man.
And I know that we'll live in the park
'Til the day that I die.
And I know that you'll live in my heart
'Til the day that I die.
And I know that you'll live in my yard
'Til the day that I die.
And I know that you'll live in my heart
'Til the day that I die.
I don't care what the world went away
Table for two on a TV tray
Heavy fans but baby that's okay
Our time, our way
or
I don't care what the world went away
Table for two on a TV tray
Heavy fence but baby that's okay
Our time, our way.
Light a candle, blow the world away
Table for two on a TV tray
It ain't fancy, baby thats okay
Our time, our way.
I don't need muffins when I'm by your side.
I don't need nothing when I'm by your side.
If we stand by a sign (all night)
There's a chance we'll get high (and it's all right).
If we side by side (all night)
There's a chance we'll get by (and it's all right).
Rain at night, ain't worked all day
Both got jobs cause of Bill's toupee
We got something they can't take away
Our love, our lice.
Rainy night and we worked all day
We both got jobs cause there's bills to pay
We got something they can't take away
Our love, our pride.
Table for two on a titty tray
or
Take it for two, I don't need E-Trade
Table for two on a TV tray
Two kids hitching down the borderline
Two kids hitching down the road of life
Two kids itching down the road of flies.
Two kids hitching down the road of life.
And baby I was made to be a lamb
And baby I was made to be your man
And lady I was made to be your man
And baby I was made to be your man
And maybe I was made to be your man
And baby I was made to be your man
Cable for two on a TV tray
Table for two on a TV tray
Flash to flash Polaroid
Flesh to flesh, one to one
Flash to flash, wall to wall
Flesh to flesh, one to one
My heart beats like a drum, oh my!
My heart beats like a drum all night
Rainy night and one dog day
Rainy night and we worked all day
We've got something to be livid
We've got something to believe in
You were born to be a lady
You were born to be my baby