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Are you ready to poke this body?
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
Are you really ready for this journey?
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Are you really ready to poke this jelly?
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Bad move, sleep around
Looking sexy, lookin fine
Better move, cuz we've arrived
Looking sexy, looking fly
Bad move, we sleep around
Lookin, sexin, getting high
Better check check this out DJ, Gemini
Spiderman with ten things
Better move, cuz we've arrived
Looking sexy, looking fly
Baddest chick, check this out DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thing
Breathe my hips, spank my thighs
Spread my hair and spread my eyes.
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes.
By the looks I got you s*** f***ers scared of me.
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me.
DJ, Gemini,
Spiderman it's anything
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
DJ, Gemini
In spite of me a tender thing.
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang.
Dj spin that line
Spiderman attend that thing.
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang.
Fiance, Can you handle tits?
Beyonce, Can you handle this?
Groovin' like Robin Hood
Grooving like I'm from the 'hood
Hi, Kayla and Brianne and Nikki
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think I've ever felt this good,
I don't think I've ever felt this good,
I don't think I've ever felt this good,
'Cause my body's too Bootylicious, baby
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
'Cause my body's too Bootylicious, baby
I don't think he's ready, are you ready?
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think ready, your bolls is hairy.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you are ready for spaghetti
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you can get this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you can hammer this
I don't think you can handle this
I don't think you read it, post this jetty
I don't think your ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready
Don't eat my jelly
I don't think you ready
For this Jelly
I don't think you ready for this bell end
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this journey
or
I don't think you're ready for this journey.
I don't think you ready for this jelly.
I don't think you ready for this, Eddie.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you ready for this, Nelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready, but just jealous
I don't think you are ready for this jelly
I don't think you'll ever pump this jam.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready 'coz you're jealous.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready Otis Reading
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready bump and steady
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready fo-she-dely.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for 6:30
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for Destiny.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for angelic
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for dest-tin-ny.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for fish jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for fizz jelly
I don't think you're ready for fizz jelly
I don't think you're ready for fizz jelly
'Cause my bodies do Hooterlicious, baby.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
'Cause my body's too bootylicious, baby.
I don't think you're ready for my spaghetti.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for pasghetti.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for pasketti.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for prince charming.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for spaghetti.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this Jeddy
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this Jell-O
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this Nelly
I don't think your ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this Yeti.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this belly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this challenge
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this cheddar
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this girly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jetty.
I don't think you are ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this journey
'Cause I'm too bootylicious for you, baby.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
'Cause my body's too bootylicious, baby.
I don't think you're ready for this journey
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this spaghetti
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this telly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this yet
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this, Bambi
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this, Benji
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this, Jeffrey.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this, Jenny.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this, really
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready hope this getty
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready not just yet
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready pump this jelly
I don't think you're ready pump this jelly
I don't think you're ready pump this jelly
'Cause my body's too bootylicious, baby.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
'Cause my body's too bootylicious, baby.
I don't think you're ready to bump this jelly
I don't think you're for this jelly
I don't think you're ready to f*** this jelly,
I don't think you're ready to f*** this jelly,
I don't think you're ready to f*** this,
'Cuz Bobbie's too bootylicious, Boya babe
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this,
'Cuz my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe
I don't think you're ready to f*** this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready to fish jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready to pop my cherry
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready to pop this cherry
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready to pump this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready, Tom and Jerry
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready, bop this daddy
I don't think you're ready, for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this cherry
or
I don't think you're ready, boss is scary
or
I don't think you're ready, boss is scary
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready, bumfish jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready, but just jealous
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready, don't talk to spaghetti.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready, eat this spaghetti.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready, f*** my belly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready, f*** this Freddy.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready, just forget it.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready, pomegranate
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready, pump this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready, punks just jealous.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready, you're just jealous
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready... F**k this jelly!!
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready; f**k this jelly!
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready; pop this cherry.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're really honest Abe
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you've ever been this jealous.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think your ready to pop my cherry.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I shake my jelly at every chance when I whip with my hips you slipped into my pants.
I shake my jelly at every chance when I whipped with my hips you slipped into a trance.
I shave my wellies at every chance
When I broke my hip I sliped into a trance
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have,
now let's cut a rug while we scare some Japs
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have,
now let's cut a rug while we scat some Jazz
If you like it juicy
If you like what you see
In spit of me, David Blaine
In spite of me, it's anything
It's time to watch Jerry and maybe Sally.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Let's cut a rug
While we spread some jam.
Now let's cut a rug
While we scat some jazz.
Make your boobies touch the ground
Make your booties touch the ground
Make your booty up
and brown stick your booty in the ground
Shake your booty up
and down make your booty touch the ground
Move, Oprah, you can handle me
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
My bodies too bootylicious for ya babe.
My body is bootylicious for you babe
My body is bootylicious, oy vay
My body is bootylicious for you babe
My body is doing the dishes for ya, babe
My body's too bootylicious for ya babe
My body, so boobylicious.
My body, so bootylicious.
My toast just popped i think its ready
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
No
Now let's cuddle up
Now let's cut a rug
Now let's cut a rug while we get some gas
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
Proven liar from the 'hood
Grooving like I'm from the 'hood
Read my lips carefully if you like 'em juicy
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Read my lips carefully if you like it juicy
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Read my lips carefully when you like 'em juicy
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Read my lips carefully
If you like da juicy.
Read my lips carefully
If you like what you see.
Rip my blouse
Carefully
If you like what you see
Read my lips
Carefully
If you like what you see
Spider Man attend the plane.
Spotted me a tender thing.
Spite of me, do your thing
or
Spider me, tinny thing
or
Spider me, tinny thing
Spotted me a tender thing
Spiderman feel the flame
Spotted me a tender thang
Spiderman, Timothy!
There you are, come on baby
In spite of me, tender thing!
There you are, come on baby
We don't think you're ready, f*** this shetty.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
When I wiggle my hips
you slip and do a dance
When I whip with my hips
you slip into a trance
You gotta work your Geoffrey
You gotta work your jelly