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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black Dog that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Beatle-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Bible-led woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bearded woman ain't go no snow.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beatle egg woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beatnik woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A been-laid woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beered-up woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beetle head woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beetle legged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big league woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A blue-eyed woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A feeble-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A feeble-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A feeble-head woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A feeble-lipped woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fiddle-head woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fiddlehead woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A filet woman ain't got no sole.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A filet-ed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A frilly little woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A middle-aged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A peg legged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pickled egg woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A silly little woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
A steady-rollin' woman gonna come my way.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A skinny loaded woman ain’t got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A spindly legged women gonna come my way
Original Lyrics:
A steady-rollin' woman gonna come my way.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A steady load of women gonna come my way
Original Lyrics:
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three legged woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
I didn't understand why they were so judgmental toward three legged women.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no hole.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no hole
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
I don't know but I've been told -
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no soap.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beatnik woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been-laid woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big lip woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Ray's woman ain't got no soul
or
Billy Ray William ain't got no soul
or
Billy Ray William ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black dog made a poopie now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
People need my daddy out.
People need my daddy out.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by down and out.
What people mean by down and out.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by dining out.
What people mean by dining out.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean my down and out.
What people mean my down and out.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me like you do me now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me no lies, maybe you have been there
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me no lies, make me a happy man
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burnin' red.
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine, burning red.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burning bread
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make you purr, gonna make you sing.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna suck some timmy na (now).
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta buy a alumni
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta smoke a doobie now
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby when you walk that way
What a horny trip, can't keep away.
What a horny trip, can't keep away.
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby when you walk that way
Watch the honey drip, can't keep away.
Watch the honey drip, can't keep away.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby, old baby, pretty baby
Gonna get you loolie lah
Hey baby, old baby, pretty baby
Woo loo laylie looly lah
Gonna get you loolie lah
Hey baby, old baby, pretty baby
Woo loo laylie looly lah
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby,
Gotta get you movin' now.
Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby,
Move the way you're moving now
Gotta get you movin' now.
Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby,
Move the way you're moving now
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mama, said the way you moo
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you goo
Oh, oh child, way you shake that thing
Gonnan make you burn, gonna make you stink.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you goo
Oh, oh child, way you shake that thing
Gonnan make you burn, gonna make you stink.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey Momma says the way ya' move
Gonna make you smile, gonna make you move.
Gonna make you smile, gonna make you move.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey Momma says the way ya' move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey mama, get me to school
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hillbilly woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoobie doobie doobie how
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A 3 legged woman ain't got no hole.
A 3 legged woman ain't got no hole.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A three-legged woman ain't got no h***.
A three-legged woman ain't got no h***.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told a big lipped woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told a big legged woman ain't got no soul
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told a three legged woman ain't go no hole.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told,
Big legged woman ain't got no soul!
All I ask for, all I pray,
A skinny-legged woman gonna come my way.
Big legged woman ain't got no soul!
All I ask for, all I pray,
A skinny-legged woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman gonna come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman won't come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman won't come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
Hasidic woman ain't got no soul.
Hasidic woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what I've been told
But feeling up women is all I know.
But feeling up women is all I know.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
By people that woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
She's still the only woman gonna come my way.
By people that woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
She's still the only woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
Eskimo pin is mighty cold.
Eskimo pin is mighty cold.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burning red.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love my Debbie-Do-Me doll.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooga lala poogita
Original Lyrics:
Movin' like you're movin' now
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooo I wanna screw your mouth
Original Lyrics:
Move the way you're doin' now
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peg-legged woman ain't got no toes
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pin-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooping while you do me now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning bread
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine, burning red
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning red.
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roger Wolf can't stand still
Original Lyrics:
I gotta roll, can't stand still
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my money, took my car
Gonna tell the French it's gonna be a start.
Gonna tell the French it's gonna be a start.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she goin' be a star.
Started tellin' her friends she goin' be a star.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my money, took my car
Sell it to a friend, she gonna be your store.
Sell it to a friend, she gonna be your store.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star.
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
She's gonna tell the French she wants to be a star.
She's gonna tell the French she wants to be a star.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started telling her friends she wants to be a star.
Started telling her friends she wants to be a star.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' the French she gonna be a star.
Started tellin' the French she gonna be a star.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star.
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terminal lies make me a happy man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't tell me no lies and make me a happy man.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bearded woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bigger the woman, the bigger the hold.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zooba Dooba Deeebe Dow
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
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