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A camel farted and coughed on my tongue.
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
A killer fight in the parking lot so stick around.
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
B-B-B and his guests
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Baby it's a gas
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Baby take a chance
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bangin' midgets
She's got electric boobs, and mole hair too!
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
B-B-B-Bennie I detest
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boobs, I'll mow her soon.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
B-B-B-Bennie is in debt
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennie's got my sex.
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
B-B-B-Bennie's got the sh*ts.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennie's havin' sex
Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennie's into jazz.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennies pants are wet.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Betty in a dress
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
B-b-b-baby I'm a chess.
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
B-b-b-bang him in the chest.
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
B-b-b-betty in the bed
B-b-b-bennie and the Jets
Ba, ba, ba beating on my chest
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Baby I am chest
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Please.
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets.
Baby, baby, baby
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie
Bending in the gents
Bennie and the Jets
Bennie and the Czechs
Bennie and the jets
Bennie makes a menace.
Bennie makes them ageless.
Bennie's got Tourette's.
Bennie and the jets
Bennie's wearin sweats.
Bennie and the jets
Benny Hill is dead
Bennie and the jets
Benny and his pets
Bennie and the Jets
Benny and the jazz
or
Benny's into jazz
or
Benny and the jams
or
Benny's into jams.
Bennie and the Jets
Benny in a dress
Bennie and the jets
Bettie and the debt
Bennie and the jets
Betting on the Jets
Bennie and the jets
Betty and the Jets
Bennie and the Jets
Betty and the jets
or
Fanny and the jets
Bennie and the jets
Betty and the jets
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Bringing in the shits
Benny and the jets
But Bennie makes a million
But Bennie makes them ageless
Candy and Ronnie have the semen yet
Oh, but they're so faced down
Bennie and the Jets.
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
But they're so spaced out
Bennie and the Jets.
Candy makes the minors but
Benny makes the majors.
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Canon around, have you seen them yet? Off in the soda face down
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet? Oh but they're so spaced out
Daddy in a dress
Bennie and the jets
Elton is the best.
Bennie and the jets
Everybody's talkin' right so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
Everybody's talking Lysol so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
F-F-F-Fannie and the dress
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Fannie bit the vet.
Bennie and the jets
Fathead Fathead Fathead
Benny Benny Benny
Go butt the weird and the wonderful
Ol' Bennie, she's a ready cane.
She's got a Lenny Bruce, a no-hairdo.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Got an electric blue, and a sawed-off, too!
or
Got some electric boots and a mohawk, too.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
Hey kids welcome to the famous
Maybe they will find it But Bennie makes amusements.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, chase the news together
The fallout isn't something
That we know will change the weather
Hey, kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
Hey kids, listen to the latest sound
I didn't come here just to contemplate the weather
Everybody's talkin' now,
So stick around
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Singin' anybody, my daddy makes a million
Wish I had survived, that is, take myself along
Well, if I had a parachute in the streets
I know you'd finally move along
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
Hey kids, plug into the famous
Baby, baby now
But Bennie makes them midgets.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, pluggin' to the baby's name, everybody,
'Cause Bennie makes 'em, easy.
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along,
And we'll find our parents out in the streets to find who's right and who's wrong
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Hey kids, shake it loose together
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Hey kids, shake it loose together
Hey kids, welcome to famous
name in Nevada,
that barely makes a million
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless,
Maybe they're blinded,
but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
Hey kids, welcome to the famous babe dimension,
we're gonna make some millions
Hey kids, plug into the faithless; maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, welcome to the famous name
You're gonna like it
But Bennie makes a million
Wish I'd survive, I'll just take myself along
Where we fight up their own side of the street
To find who's got who wrong
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
Hey kids, welcome to the famous names
And let me remind ya
Where Bennie made her millions.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, welcome to the famous
Navy divided
But better make some midgets.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, welcome to the mayhem
Wish I could too
Bennie makes a million
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey you, take 'em to the gallows
Hey kids, shake it loose together
Hey, kids, take it to the gallows
Hey kids, shake it loose together
Hey, kids, welcome to the famous
Place in Atlanta, where Bennie makes his millions.
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
It's like an African hyena.
You know I read it in a magazine.
Jennie is the best.
Bennie and the Jets
K-K-K-Kenny and the chimp
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet,
I hope the sub stays down
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
Oh but they're so spaced out.
Officer weird and they're wonderful.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
Oh Ben, she's Loretta King.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh Bennie, she eradicates.
Oh, Bennie, she's a-really keen.
Oh Bennie, she's a beauty queen.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh Bennie, she's a hurricane.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh Bennie, she's a renegade.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh Betty, she's a red arcade.
She's got electric boobs,
Come on Jesús
You know I read it in a magazine, oh oh,
B-B-B-Betty and the Jitz
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
Oh Mannie, she's a randy cane
She's got electric boobs, and no hair soon.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Oh baby, she's already came.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh but the soul stays down
Oh but they're so spaced out
Oh but the weird and the wonderful
Oh Betty she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boots a mohawk too.
You know it's redder than a pack of angels.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
Oh but they're really wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's a record king
She's got electric boobs, my ma has news
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh man she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boobs and boil her food.
You know I'd rather have a maggot than the whore.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
Oh, Bennie she’s a record queen
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
Oh, Bennie, she's a radish king.
She's got electric boobs, a mohat, too.
You know I read it in a madizane.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's already came
She's got electric boobs, I'll know how soon.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Oh, Bennie, she's already clean
She's got electric boots, her ma has, too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's really mean
She's got electric boobs, a mohair chute
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she’s already queen
Oh, Bennie, she’s really keen
Oh, Benny, she's a ready thing.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh, Betty is really clean
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk suit
You know away-eeeeeeeeen
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Fred, she's a radicane.
or
Oh friend, she's a rebel king.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh, but they're really wonderful
Oh, Benny, she's a really queen.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh, the weed is wonderful.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
Oh, the wind and wonderful
Oh, baby, there's ready can
She's got electric grooves, harmonic moves
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Out there innnnn the wonderful
Oh baby, she's a renegade
She's got electric boots, I know how to
You know I read it in a magazine
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
P-P-P- Penny and the Jets
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boots, her maw has too.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
P-p-p-pennies having sex
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
P-p-p-penny on the tracks
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Pennies on the desk
Bennie and the jets
Penny and the chest
Bennie and the jets
Penny in the gents
Bennie and the jets
Penny in the grass
Bennie and the jets
Put a penny in the jug
Bennie and the jets
Put- put a penny in the chest
Be-be-be Benny and the Jets
Say, can you rock? Have you seen them yet?
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
She got electric boobs, and long hair, too.
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
She got electric boobs
And her mom has too!
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
She had a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
You know I read it in a magazine.
She had electric boobs, a no-hair puss
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She had electric boobs
Her mom does, too.
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
She has electric boobs, her mom does too
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
She's got a leper Sue, a Mormon Jew.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got a lotta moves, and mo house blues.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got a rabid pack of hyenas.
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got eclectic boobs, a Mohawk, too!
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electric blues.
She's got electric boots.
She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
In this case, Jesus is pronounced Spanish, "hey-seuss".
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two.
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and long hair, too.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and mohair Zeus.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and mohair moves.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes,
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boots and mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
She's got electric boots and a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and motor tubes.
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and no hair too.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, I know her do
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs, I know it's true.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, I'm more enthused.
You know I really need some Afro-Sheen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boobs, I'm no Jesus. (pronounced 'Hay-soos')
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a Mohawk too
You know, I heard it from a Pakistani
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know, I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a moe ha-zoo.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a mohair broom.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it on a box of Say-Ease.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs, a mohair zoot.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a molar suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a moldy fruit
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a twit that moves
You know she uses afro sheen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boobs, and Mohawks, too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, and mohair shoes.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, and mower shoes
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too
You know she ratted on a Pakistani.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boobs, her Mama too.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
She's got electric boobs, her ma ahs hooves.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her ma does, too.
I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her ma has two.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her ma has, too!
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her mole hairs move.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her mom does, too.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her mom has to.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her mom has too
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boobs, her mom has two.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her mom has, too
You know I'm redder than a Pakastani, no, no.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, oh-oh.
She's got electric boobs, neon dubes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs. I don't assume.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs. I'll mow her soon.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs.
She's got electric boots.
She's got electric boobs; her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs
Her mom's got two
Y'know, Reddit ain't a magazine, oh
P-p-p Penny and Jed
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
B-b-b Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boobs
A mohair suit
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs
She's got electric boots.
She's got electric boons, a gold tattoo.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boos, I know it's true.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
She's got a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mo ha-zoose.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I rented her an aeroplane.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair zoot.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mole named "Sue".
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, and more, hey Sue-
You know I like to hear them scream, whoa oh!
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa oh!
She's got electric boots, her ma does too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, her mom has, too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots. I know it's true.
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots. A mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric booze!
She's got electric boots!
She's got electric booze,
A mohair, Sue
She's got electric boots,
A mohair suit
She's got electric booze, I knew that too
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric booze, homo hair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric moves, a Mohawk doo
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric nudes, no time to snooze.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric spoons
I gotta have toons
Oh ah she's ready with spaghetti ah ah!
Bennie and the Jets!
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
She's got eletric boots, my mom wears boots.
She's got electric blues, a mohair suit.
She's got eleven boobs.
She's got electric boots.
She's got moon boots and a mole hair suit
And a big red pack of fajitas
Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's gotta let me booze, I know it's true
I read it in a magazine!
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine!
She's gotta let me booze
She's got electric boots
She's gotta let me prove I know her moves.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Shes got electric boobs
a moha foo
ya know I red-it-ina-pack-a-zie- eeeee
She's got electric boots.
a mohair suit
ya know I read it in a magazine
They've got Betty on the bed
B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets
We'll kick the fatted raft tonight
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
We'll kill the fighting cat tonight, so stick around.
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
We're really gettin' off tonight so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
Well everybody's talking, like, 'So stick around.'
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
When we fly the cabreras out in the streets
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
Where we fight a parasite in the streets
Defendin' Robin Hood's throng.
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
Who put confetti in the jam?
Ba-ba-ba-Bennie and the jets
You know I read about a Pakistani.
You know I read it in a magazine.
You know I read it in a maggot's hyena, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
You know I read it in the back of Playboy.
You know I read it in a magazine...oh
You know I'd rather have a pack of sardines
You know I read it in a magazine
You know I'm better than a Pakistani
You know I read it in a magazine
You know I'm ready and I'm Pakistani.
You know I read it in a magazine.
You know I'm ready in the mack a zyine- at home.
You know I read it in a magazine -oh oh.
You know I'm riding in a Maserati.
You know I read it in a magazine.
You know I'm running with a pack of hyenas.
You know I read it in a magazine, oh.
You know the little faggot ain't a whore
You know I read it in a magazine.
You're gonna hear eclectic music
Solid balls of sound.
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound.
Bennie makes 'em easy
Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, shake your boobs to get her
Hey kids, shake it loose together
Hey kids, welcome to the weather
Dude gone into the lighting
That's gonna change the weather
And everybody's a gong tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear a little music
Soulless walls of sound
Say, Kenny and Ronnie, have you seen that yet
Uh but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're water and wanna full
Oh Bennie she's already came.
She's got electric boobs a mohair suits
You know I read it in a magazine, y'all
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music solid walls of sound
Say Candy and Ronnie have you seen them yet?
Woo
But they're so spaced out
Be-Be-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really clean
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, no oh
Be-Be-Bennie and the Jets
Jimmy Carter farted and coughed on my tongue
So stick around
or
Jimmy Kimmel farted and coughed on my tongue
So stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
Oh Bennie she's a renegade
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it and I'm back I'm saying no
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh canning around have you seen them yet?
Off in the soda face down
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Oh but they're so spaced out
Open sh*tty Burger King.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Open sh*tty Burger King.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Say Candyorama, hear the seamen yeah
Ooh, but they're so based-out,
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Ooh, but they're so spaced out
B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Say, come around and see the seamen, yeah
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Much prefer my lyric - dovetails with 'Sweet Painted Lady'
She got electric boobs
And no hair soon
She got electric boots
A mouhair suit
She's an electric fool
She's got electric boots
She's got a luxury cruise
She's got electric boots
She's got election blues
She's got electric boots
She's got electric boobs and a mohawk too
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, with motors too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs. Oh lord Jesus!
And now I'm ratting out a Pakistani whore.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boobs
A mole has two
You know a read it then
Macca seen old whore
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Oh oh,
She's got electric boobs
Her ma has two
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boobs
She's got electric boots
She's got electric boots and a mo-hawk too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I'd rather have a bag of sardines
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boots, her mom has two (or too?)
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric booze
She's got electric boots
She's got electric dudes who love pea soup
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric moons
She's got electric boots
She's got electric shoes, a poor man's suit
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got some apple juice
She's got electric boots
She’s got electric blue all over her suit
She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit
She’s got electric boots, her mom has two (or too?)
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Smoke your weed Mr. Wonderful
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
Terrified of parking lots so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
We peed on that dress
Bennie and the jets
Wear me, I'm a dress!
Bennie and the Jets.
You know I raped you in a limousine
You know I read it in a magazine