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And he don't go
And he don't know
And she's probably eating Friskies
And she's probably getting frisky
And she's probably getting THIRSTY
And she's probably getting frisky
And she's probably getting sexy
And she's probably getting frisky.
Called my name into his limousine
Carved my name into this leather seat
Called my name into this lemon seed
Carved my name into his leather seat
Called my name into this limousine
Carved by name into this leather seat
Carved my name in to his legacy.
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
Carved my name into his Legacy
Carved my name into his leather seats
Duh! It's not legacy, it's leather seats!!!
Carved my name into his leg, I see.
Carved my name into his leather seats.
Carved my name into his legacy...
Carved my name into his leather seat...
Carved my name into his limousine.
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
Please understand English is my second language. "ducks"
Carved my name into his love seat
Carved my name into his leather seats
Carved my name into this letter C
or
Carved my name into this leather seat
Carved my name into his leather seats
Dabing on three dollars of that bathroom cologne
Dabbing on three dollars of that bathroom Polo
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bad fruit cologne
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
He's probl'y slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's prob'ly gettin' thristy.
He's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky.
Maybe next time he'll sing before he cheats
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Maybe next time he'll think before he stinks
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Maybe next time he's gay before he cheats
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now he's probably up behind her with a blue stick
Showing her how to shoot a cotton ball
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
Right now, he's probably baggin' all three dollars worth of that bathroom ho.
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo.
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't chew whiskey.
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey.
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom cologne.
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars of that bathroom Polo.
[Editor's note: Polo is a brand of cologne. So, Daria (who had thought 'cologne' was the correct lyric), it would make perfect sense.]
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Shovin' up her a** to shoot a combo.
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
She's probably eating Friskies
She's probably getting frisky
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his letter "C".
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped-up 4- wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
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