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And my d*ck goes up
And the beat goes on
And the beef goes on
And the beat goes on
At the beagle zone
And the beat goes on
Charles Stuart, what's the rage, uh-huh
The Charleston was once the rage, uh-huh
Charo's skin was once the rage, uh huh.
The Charleston was once the rage, uh-huh.
Cram the city jails and reminisce.
Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce.
Drugs keep pounding rhythm to the brain.
Drums keep pounding rhythm to the brain.
Drugs keep pounding rhythm to the brain.
Drums keep pounding rhythm to the brain.
Electrically they even say four score
Electrically they keep a baseball score
Grandma sit in chair and grandma knits
Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
Grandma sits in jail and Grandma knits.
Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce.
Grandma's still in jail (Grandma Ness)
Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce.
Gyro spin was once the rage, uh-huh.
The Charleston was once the rage, uh-huh.
In the Beeko zone
And the beat goes on
The Beatles on
The beat goes on
The drums keep pounding rhythm in the rain.....
Drums keep pounding rhythm to the brain.
The feet go zoom
The beat goes on
The men have skirts, the current thing, uh-huh
The miniskirt, the current thing, uh-huh