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About nothing and every single address.
About nothing and every thing all at once.
About nothing and everything a lad wants
About nothing and everything all at once
About nothing and everything all I want
About nothing and everything all at once
Am I in Paraguay, or am I at home?
Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid, am I just John?
Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid, or am I drunk?
Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid
About a home?
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid
Or am I disturbed?
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid
Like a child?
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid
Or am I Joss Stone?
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just dumb?
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid
Yeah, yeah, blehh?
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid
I might get shot
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid? Or am I concerned?
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just shot?
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?
Am I just paranoid?
I don't know.
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Am I paranoid
Or am I disturbed?
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Did you have the crime
To listen to my rhyme?
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine?
Do the appetite
Do you have the time...
Do you ever time
To listen to me whine
About my sin and Evan Singh all I want?
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
Do you have a dime to listen to me whine?
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
Do you have a dime
Do you have the time
Do you have the dime, to listen to me whine?
Do you have the time, to listen to me whine?
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything allowance?
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
I'm about to fit in everything all at once
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
About nothing and everything all at once
Do you have the time to listen to me wide
About nothing and everything at all?
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
Do you have the time to listen to the wine?
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
Do you have the time, to help me find my dime?
Do you have the time, to listen to me whine?
Do you have the time
To listen to me rhyme?
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine?
Do you have the time
To listen to my wine?
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine?
Do you have the time
To listen, Jimmy Whine?
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine?
Do you know the time, and listen to me whine
About a crackhead girl named Ann Marie?
Do you have the time, to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
He said it's Activex that's bringing me down.
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down.
I am one of those electro-matic fools
I am one of those melodramatic fools
I am one of those neuron glue masochist fuzz
Neurotic to the thumb, no doubt about it.
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it.
I am one of those who rides dramatic bulls
I am one of those melodramatic fools
I repent a whore
Who said my life's a board.
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore.
I think I'm f***ing up.
I think I'm cracking up.
I think I've had enough.
I think I'm cracking up.
I went to Al Gore, he said my life's a bore.
I went to a whore, who said my life's a bore.
I went to a horn.
I went to a whore.
I went to a shrimp to anylize my dreams
I went to a shrink to anylize my dreams
I went to a shrink to idolize wet dreams
I went to a shrink to anylize my dreams
I went to a whore
She said my life's a bore
To quit my pining 'cause it's making her brown
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
I went to a whore,
He said my life's a bore
To quit my whinning cause it's bringing haaa down!
I went to a whore,
He said my life's a bore,
so quit my whinning cause it's bringing her down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining sex that's bringing her down.
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So, quit my whining 'cuz it's bringing her down.
I went to a whore
He said my price was more.
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore.
I went to a whore
Instead my life's a bore
Shall quit my whining, buzzing, bringing her down.
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So, quit my whining 'cuz it's bringing her down.
I went to a whore
She said my life's a bore.
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore.
I went to the brink
To analyze my genes
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a horn
He said my line's a bore
So quit my wine because it's bringing her Dawn
Sometimes I give myself the cream
Sometimes my mind plays strings on me
It all keeps Eddy up
I think I'm a cracker now
Am I just paranoid
Or am I dressed up?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
I'm about to fit in everything all at once
About nothing and everything all at once
I'm badmouthing in everything all at once.
About nothing and everything all at once.
I'm in all of those with large and manic boots
I am one of those melodramatic fools
It's a parade where gay chicks meet.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
Just speak to the door
So I married a w**** oh!
Grasping to control
So I better hold on.
She said it's like a Texan bringing me down.
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down.
She said it's wacko sex that's bringing me down.
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down.
She said things like obstetrics bringing me down.
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down.
She says it's lack of sex that spring in me, now.
She says it's lack of sex thats bringing me down.
So quite your wife and kids,
it's bringing her down
So quit my whining 'cause
it's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the drinks
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes I give myself the greens
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes I kid myself there are creeps
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes I make myself the beast
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes a kid might sell the Greeks
Sometimes my mime placed chicks on me.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays trick on me.
Sometimes my mom plays tricks on me.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
To quit my wedding bells, it's bringing her down
So, quit my whining, 'cause it's bringing her down