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Adenoids, adenoids, whatchya gonna do?
Whatchya gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys, whatchya gonna do?
Whatchya gonna do when they come for you?
And when he drives me home I feel safe and nice
And when he drives me home I feel safe at night
Bamboo, bamboo
Bad boys, bad boys
Bob Dole, Bob Dole
Bad boys, bad boys
Bring me salvation, welcome for you
When the sheriff John Brown come for you
Campbell's, Campbell's
Bad boys, bad boys
Chef John Brown
Sheriff John Brown
Chief man Eisenhower no give you no break.
Not even your children won't give you no break.
Dem bones, dem bones, whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
I know some kinds
I know sometimes
I love somebody
I know sometimes
My arse still feels divided
My heart still feels divided
My arse, it feels the body.
My heart still feels divided
Not even te-acher nah give you no break.
Not even you 'idren naw give you no break.
I thought it was teacher (and that they pronounced it tee--ah--chur)!
Not even the ice cream man gives you no break.
Not even you 'idren naw give you no break.
Not even you eye chin goin' give you no break.
Not even you 'idren naw give you no break.
Not even your iced rum now give you no break
Not even you 'idren naw give you no break
Pep Boys, Pep Boys
Bad Boys, Bad Boys
Please, don't give me no break
Police naw give you no break
Tadpoles, tadpoles, whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
The bad boys are always patching my eye
The bad boys are always catching my eye
Watcha gonna do
When your shirt comes undone for you
Watcha gonna do
When Sheriff John Brown come for you.
What you gonna do when they comfort you?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
What you gonna do when they fall for you?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
When Jeff Goldblum come for you?
When Sheriff John Brown come for you?
When Jerry run down, run to you
When Sheriff John Brown come for you
When Judge Joe Brown come for you
When Sheriff John Brown come for you
When the Chevy truck farm comes for you
When the Sheriff John Brown come for you
When the Chevy trum trum cum fo' you.
When sheriff John Brown come for you
When the Chi-town Brown come for you
When sheriff John Brown come for you
When the sheriff shum from come for you
When the sheriff John Brown come for you
When the shukka come dum dum for you
When sheriff John Brown come for you
When the sugar drum rum come for you
When the sheriff John Brown come for you
When the sugar gum done come for you.
When the sheriff John Brown come for you
When they shum jum rum come for you
When the sheriff John Brown come for you
You're taking to your father
You chuck it on your father