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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bad Boy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bad little kid moved into my neighbourhood
He won't do nothing right - just'n sittin' there and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays that rock and roll music all night
Well, he put two tacks on teachers chair
Puts ya numb and lose your hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) - he's off to the jukebox man
Well, he wore his windcheater till at night it's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the boppin' shop and get that haircut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, this mama's mess has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
Original Lyrics:
A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood
He won't do nothing right just sittin' down and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays the rock and roll music all night
Well, he put some tacks on teachers chair
Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) is lost to the jukebox man
Well, he worries his teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, your mama's head has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
I especially like 'Junior's head is hot as rock'. My lyrics make much more sense - how can he worry his teacher if he doesn't go to school?
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always will be boys
Original Lyrics:
Boys will be boys
Keshia Chante's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back, back, backup, and press reverse.
Original Lyrics:
Back, back, backup, reverse, reverse.
Her full name is Keshia Chante Harper (so her last name is Harper, not Chante, which is why she is not filed under that name).
Cascada's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my bad boy, be my van
Original Lyrics:
Be my bad boy, be my man
The Beatles', "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He gave a cocker spaniel to the Phantom of the Laundromat.
Original Lyrics:
He gave a cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat.
The Beatles', "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Julia we hate yourself
Original Lyrics:
Hey junior, behave yourself
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew you were
Original Lyrics:
I knew you would
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew you were
Original Lyrics:
I knew you would
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was getting so wrestled
Original Lyrics:
I was getting so restless
Ray Parker, Jr.'s, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been to Pep Boys
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad boy
Ray Parker, Jr.'s, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve been a pebble
Original Lyrics:
I’ve been a bad boy
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart goes beep beep, beep beep, beep beep
Original Lyrics:
My heart goes beat beat, beat beat, beat beat
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
Original Lyrics:
My heart goes beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep.
Original Lyrics:
My heart goes beat, beat, beat, beat, beat-beat.
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody would
Original Lyrics:
I knew you would
The Beatles', "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Judith, behave yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Now, Junior, behave yourself.
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re coming on the phone
Original Lyrics:
You call me on the phone

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