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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bad that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the whole world has the ants right now
So they tell you once again
WHO'S BAD?
Original Lyrics:
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
WHO'S BAD?
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the whole world has to answer right now is a tell you once again who's bad
Original Lyrics:
And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again who's bad
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the whole world has to end, so right now
Just to tell you once again.
Original Lyrics:
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the whole world has to entertain me,
Just to tear you once again
Original Lyrics:
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the whole world has to piss right now
Original Lyrics:
And the whole world has to answer right now
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad bad - sing on through the land
Original Lyrics:
Bad bad - really, really bad
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm a bad annoyance.
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, come on.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm back, I'm back
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad I'm bad shamoy
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad like that, show off!
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, come on!
Yes, he pronounces the C like sh!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Charmin!
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Shilmong!
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, Jamal.
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, come on.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, John Moore
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, come on.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, shum on.
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, come on.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm big, I'm big
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm big, I'm big
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cha-more
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chamorn!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chum on!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chumone!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disease of the eyes is the limit.
Original Lyrics:
But they say the sky's the limit.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna hurt cho mine
Don't shoot tequila
Original Lyrics:
Gonna hurt you mind
Don't shoot to kill.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna hurt your mind, thoughts you to kill.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna hurt you mind, don't shoot to kill.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'am fat, I'am fat
Come on!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bag, a bag, you know it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man, a man, Jamal!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm back, I'm back, you know it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, John Boy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bent, I'm bent, you know it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black! You know it! Really, really black!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad! You know it! Really really bad!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, I'm black, but you don't know it!!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, I'm black, don't throw it!!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, I'm black, you know it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, you know it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tellin' you
Gonna go out there
Gonna get your mind
Don't shoot to kill.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tellin' you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm telling you to watch your mama
Original Lyrics:
I'm telling you, just watch your mouth
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm telling you, I'm a hip-hop diva.
Original Lyrics:
I'm telling you, on how I feel.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the man, I'm mad. I love it
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the man, I'm mad. Jump on it
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thin, I'm bad.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad.
U2's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could throw myself
and set your spirit free
Original Lyrics:
If I could, through myself,
set your spirit free
U2's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I cut through myself,
slit your spirit free
Original Lyrics:
If I could, through myself,
set your spirit free
U2's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you twist and turn away
If you turn yourself into a gay.
Original Lyrics:
If you twist and turn away
If you tear yourself in two again.
U2's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you twist and turn away
If you turn yourself into a girl
Original Lyrics:
If you twist and turn away
If you tear yourself in two again
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jam on!
or
Ja know!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamal!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jean Paul
Original Lyrics:
Come on
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Bold!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Paul!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Jackson Michael's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumbo
Original Lyrics:
Come on.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump on!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just show your stuff, on Daddy B
Original Lyrics:
Just show your stuff, or let it be.
U2's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny's crash collide, sha la la.
Original Lyrics:
Colors crash, collide in blood shot eyes.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me!
Original Lyrics:
Feel me!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Samoan!
Original Lyrics:
You know it!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sean Paul
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sham on
or
Sha Mo
or
Sha Mo
Original Lyrics:
Come on
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha Mo
Original Lyrics:
Come on
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha-Mu
Original Lyrics:
Come on.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha-boe!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha-moan
Original Lyrics:
Come on.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall moan
or
Shammo
or
Shell Moe.
Original Lyrics:
Come on.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sham on.
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shamad!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shamon
Original Lyrics:
Come on
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shampoo
Original Lyrics:
Come on
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
She cries.
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
She moans.
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll more!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shum - on.
Original Lyrics:
Come on.
U2's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surrender these long days
Original Lyrics:
Surrender, Dislocate
U2's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surrender, this love game.
Original Lyrics:
Surrender, dislocate.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say the fighting is the limit.
Original Lyrics:
They say the sky's the limit.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trombone
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me they smell of fruit
And my friend you had said nothing
Just the way to Agadoo.
Original Lyrics:
Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend, you have seen nothing
Just wait 'til I get through.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you see the skies for a minute
Original Lyrics:
But they say the sky's the limit.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better bring your a** for nothing.
Original Lyrics:
But my friend, you have seen nothing.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm loose
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm smooth.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm mooce.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm smooth.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You talk of sheep, you naughty man.
Original Lyrics:
Your talk is cheap, you're not a man.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're pretty fine
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're throwing stone out your ass.
Original Lyrics:
You're throwing stones to hide your hands.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're throwing stones at your hands
Original Lyrics:
You're throwing stones to hide your hands
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a** is mine!
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bird is mine.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bird is mine
Gonna take it right back.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
Gonna take you right.
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bird is mine
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your blerd is fine
Won't you take a ride?
Eschew your fees
And broadly lie
Am tailing yew
'Bout an hour I feel
Gonna blurt your mine
Gonna shoot the keel
John Paul, John Paul
Get on me, all right!
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
But you ain't the right
To show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
'Bout how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Gonna shoot to kill
Come on, come on
Lay it on me, all right!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your butt is fine
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
Don't you ache right
Just show your face
And Rolf didn't lie
I'm telling you
Gonna hoe our field
Gonna cut your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Jean-Paul, jean-Paul
Get on me, alright.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Come on, come on
Lay it on me, all right!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mom
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your slut is fine.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine.

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