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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> B -> Baa Baa Black Sheep
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Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the drain.
Who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
Who lives down the lane.
Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the drain.
Who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
Who lives down the lane.
Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black s***
Have you any wood?
Yes sir, yes sir
Tree backs wood.
One for the bastard
One for the dam
And one for the little boy who eats clams.
Have you any wood?
Yes sir, yes sir
Tree backs wood.
One for the bastard
One for the dam
And one for the little boy who eats clams.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full
One for my master
One for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full
One for my master
One for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep, hanuwenynanana.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep
Hairy, hairy moon
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags spoon
One for the monster
One for the day
One for the little boy, at least down du hay.
Hairy, hairy moon
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags spoon
One for the monster
One for the day
One for the little boy, at least down du hay.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full
One for my master
One for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full
One for my master
One for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, white sheep, have you any wool?
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbara Black Sheep
Original Lyrics:
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Traditional's, "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbra Streisand, have you Andy Warhol?
Original Lyrics:
Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?
Traditional's, "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep! Any any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags four.
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags four.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep! Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full.
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full.
Traditional's, "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
Panty-wanty wool.
Panty-wanty wool.
Original Lyrics:
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
Have you any wool?
Have you any wool?
Traditional's, "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you any wood?
Original Lyrics:
Have you any wool?
Traditional's, "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy is so lame.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
Traditional's, "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
Traditional's, "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives without a brain.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
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