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Always time
Auld Lang Syne
And a plate of old lambs fry.
And the days of Auld Lang Syne.
And make the old man cry
And days of auld lang syne
Old Lady Zyne
Auld lang syne
Old egg signs
Auld lang syne
Old man time
Auld lang syne
Should all acquaintance be fall goth
Should all acquaintance be forgot
Should all the Quintons beef or what
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
Should old acquaintance be forgot
Should all acquaintance be for God
In the land of old man time?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should all the quaintence be for God
And ne'er bought to miii
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should old Aunt Quaintance be forgot?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all acquaintance be for God
And never bought two mines?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all acquaintance be for God
And never bought two mines?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should all acquaintance be for God,
And never bought two mines?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should old and quaint shall be forgot
Should old acquaintance be forgot
We'll take a cup of kindmanship
For auld lang syne.
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne.
We'll take the cupboard kind of sh*t
For auld lang syne
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne.