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'Cuz I have been told masturbation lets their wings unfold.
'Cuz I have been told that salvation lets their wings unfold.
A dozen angels contemplate my fate
OR
A dozen angels contemplate my faith
(Later)
When it comes to costs, she won't forsake me
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
(Later)
When I come to call, she won't forsake me
And as I'm feeling gross
She breathes flesh to my bones
And as the feeling grows
She brings flesh to my bones
And as the feeling grows,
She brings flesh to my balls
And as the feeling grows,
She brings flesh to my bones
And damn the waterfall wherever it may take me
And down the waterfall wherever it may take me
And down the wharff-oooh.
And down the waterfall.
And down the wonderful
And down the waterfall
And she offers me protection and a life long infection.
And she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection
And through it all she offers me erection.
And through it all she offers me protection.
And through it all she offers me protection
And gives me an erection
And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
As my brain walks down a one way street
As my pain walks down a one way street
At Chick-fil-A
I sit and wait
At Chick-fil-A
I sit and wait
Does an angel constipate my faith?
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
God has angels watching over me
Got His angels watching over me
God, His angels watching over me
Got His angels watching over me
I sh*t and wait
I sit and wait
I sit and wait
When an angel
Emancipates himself.
I sit and wait
Does an angel
Contemplate my fate?
I slip away
There's an angel come to play my fate.
I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
I'm losing patience instead
I'm loving angels instead
I'm loving Injuns instead.
I'm loving angels instead.
I'm loving anal instead
I'm loving angels instead
I'm loving ninjas instead
I'm loving angels instead
I'm wearing gel on my head.
I'm loving angels instead.
On the holodeck with all the vampires
Where's my angels make it so
Another holiday from all the vampires
Where's my angels I'm a naked soul
She breathes flesh into my bowels.
She brings flesh to my bones.
When I greyhound oh!
When I'm grey and old
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one-way street
I lick a bug.
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above.
When I'm lying in my bed,
she's sucking on my head
When I'm lying in my bed,
thought running through my head
When I'm lying in my bed
She's sucking through my head.
When I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts are running through my head.
When love is thick, I'm loving angels instead
When love is dead, I'm loving angels instead