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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for And The Cradle Will Rock that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Frito will rock.
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock.
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Guido, will run
Yes, that Guido f***er will run
Ow, greaseball.
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock crawl.
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on.
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle will rock
And I say 'Rock crawl!'
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock dog!'
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the freedom, will rock
Yes, the freedom, freedom will rock
And I say, 'Rock, y'all!'
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the guido will rise
Yes the guido, the guido will rise
And I say rise on.
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on.
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You'll be a space cowboy.'
Original Lyrics:
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you dug Juniors grave?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's brain?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's brains?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's gay?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grave?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's lathe?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen juniors Grandma
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen juniors grades
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'You coulda been a sphincter boy'.
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'You coulda least faked it, boy'.
Van Halen's, "And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
and the Guido, will rise!
Oh, yes the Guido, Guido will rise
and I said rise on
Original Lyrics:
and the cradle will rock!
Oh yeah the cradle will rock
and I said rock on
Van Halen's, "And the Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abusing Junior's Grades
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
Van Halen's, "And the Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say lockjaw
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on
Van Halen's, "And the Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the credo will rock
Yes the credo, the credo will rock
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
Van Halen's, "And the Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when some hopeless kid skids down
They want to drum it but they found
They say we seen you naked boy
Naked boy
Original Lyrics:
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
Faked it boy
Van Halen's, "And the Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least been a Phaedra, boy. Phaedra boy.'
Original Lyrics:
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
Faked it boy
Van Halen's, "And the Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when some local kid gets down
They try to drum him out of town
They say he could've been a Bacon Boy.
Bacon Boy
Original Lyrics:
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
Faked it boy
Van Halen's, "And the Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock show or sometime Rock salt!
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock And I say rock on
Van Halen's, "And the Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the kid is into losin' sleep and he don't come home if he has to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the kid is into losin' sleep and he don't come home for half the week.

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