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An Amish with a tool,
you know that's unheard of!
An Amish with a 'tude,
you know that's unheard of!
An Amish with a tool
You know that's a hurdle.
An Amish with a 'tude
You know that's unheard of!
And my homies agree, I really look good in Blackpool
And my homies agree, I really look good in black... fool
Blackpool is a seaside resort in England.
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my brain
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish dying
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Even Zeeky's ill thinks my hind has gone.
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind has gone.
Even a sequel thinks that my mind has gone!
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind has gone.
I take a look at my life
I take a look at my wife
I turn butter once or twice
I churned butter once or twice
I'm the pious guy the little Amish want to be like.
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like.
I'm the pious guy the little omelets want to be like.
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like.
I'm the pious guy the little omelettes want to be like.
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like.
You really can't help but hear it this way.
My brother and I have to get medieval, your highness.
My brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie.
My brother, I might have to get in even with your heinie.
My brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie.
Soon I’ll raise my mother
Soon I’ll raise another
We're all crazy men and eyes
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy men and nice
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy men and nice
We're all crazy Mennonites
We're all crazy men and wives
We're all crazy Mennonites
We're all crazy men at night
Living in an Amish Paradise.
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise.
We're all crazy men on ice
We're all crazy Mennonites
We're just crazy men in tights
We're all crazy Mennonites
We're old crazy men with kites
or
We're all crazy men with rice
We're all crazy Mennonites
We've been stranded most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise.
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise.