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All the young dudes
Gary The Nude
All the young dudes
Carry the news
All the young dudes care if they lose.
All the young dudes, carry the news.
All the young dudes carry the blues.
All the young dudes carry the news.
All the young dudes, carry the noose.
All the young dudes, carry the news.
All the young dudes, carry the nudes.
All the young dudes, carry the news.
All the young Jews (Hey Jews) carry the news
or
All the young dudes, carry the tune
or
All the young dudes, carry the tune
All the young dudes, carry the news
All the young dudes
Carry the 'ludes.
All the young dudes
Carry the news.
All the young dudes
Carry the nudes.
All the young dudes
Carry the news.
All the young dudes
Carry the nudes
Boogaloo Jews
Carry the nudes.
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news.
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Do, do, do, do
Fruit Of The Looms.
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news.
All the young dudes
Carry the nudes
Bug-a-lug dudes
Carry the nudes.
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news.
All the young dudes
Carry their 'ludes.
All the young dudes
Carry the news
All the young dudes
They're in the nude
All the young dudes
Carry the news
And I drove the faggot home
with his Beatles and his Stones
And my brother's back at home
with his Beatles and his Stones
And my brother's back at home with his Beatles and his Stones
He never got it off with that revolutionary stove
And my brother's back at home with his Beatles and his Stones
We never got it off on that revolution stuff
And my brother's back at home
With his beagles and his stones.
And my brother's back at home
With his Beatles and his Stones.
And when he's feeling close to monster spots.
And Wendy's stealing clothes from Marks and Sparks.
And when you're stealing clothes from Marks & Sparks.
And Wendy's stealing clothes from Marks and Sparks.
Drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna play some castanets
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna race some cat to bed
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna rake some cow to bed.
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna race some cat to bed.
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna take some cow to bed
Drunk a lotta wine and I'm feeling fine
Gonna race some cat to bed
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a doo dad!
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a dude, dad!
I need Jimi but I got T-Rex
I need TV when I got T-Rex
Here's my thinking: "I need Jimi (i.e. Hendrix - original, charismatic guitar god) but I got T-Rex" (at the time of release a glam rock / pop band may have been considered a pale imitation). Although, as it was written by Bowie (as far as we know a friend of Marc Bolan) this would appear harsh on T-Rex.
Oh man, I need JIMI when I got T.Rex!...
Oh man, I need TV when I got T. Rex.
Oh man, I need TV when I got cigarettes.
Oh man, I need TV when I got T. Rex.
Only the booze
Carry the blues
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Order your dues
Carry the nudes.
All the young dudes
Carry the news.
Sea jive, wanna stay alive
When I'm 65.
Speed jive, don't want to stay alive
When you're 25.
All the young Jews gimme the blues
All the young dudes carry the news
All the young dudes
Carry the news
All the young dudes
Carry their 'ludes
All the young dudes can't read the news.
All the young dudes carry the news.
All the young dudes gimme the moves
All the young dudes gimme the news
All the young dudes, Gary the nude.
All the young dudes, carry the news.
All the young dudes
Carry the noose
All the young dudes
Carry the news
All the young dudes
Gary the n00b
All the young dudes
Carry the news
All the young girls, Remy and Boo
All the young dudes carry the news
All the young toots, gimme the news
All the young dudes carry the news
Bugger the dudes
Carry the news.
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news.
Gonna raise some calf to death
Gonna beat some cat to bed
Over yonder
all the young dudes