Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> A -> All I Want For Christmas Is You
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I don't want a yacht for Christmas
I don't want a lot this Christmas
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer play
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
I'm just gonna keep Mom waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
All I want for Christmas is a poo
All I want for Christmas is you
And I don’t care about the prison
And I don’t care about the presents
Don't want a Christmas that's you
Don't want a Christmas that's blue
I don't want a doll for Christmas
I don't want a lot for Christmas
I don't want a life for Christmas
I don't want a lot for Christmas
I don't want your snot for Christmas
I don't want a lot for Christmas
I just wanna see my baby staring right outside my door
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door
I just want to pour my own
I just want you for my own
I just want to roll my own.
I just want you for my own
I just want you for my own
Walk away the sky unknown
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
know doesn't even rhyme with own
I won't make a list and send it
For the North Pole's closing in.
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick.
Jingle bells on strings
Silver bells on strings
Make my whiff come true
Make my wish come true
Make my whiff come true
Make my wish come true
Make my wish come, Drew
Make my wish come true
Make my witch come through
Make my wish come true
Santa, won't you bring me one millionaire?
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Sarah, won't you bring
Santa, won't you bring
Take back the hotties and little toes
Take back the holly and mistletoe
Take back the turkey, stuffing and bones
Take back the tinsel, stockings and bows
Take me to Holland
Take back the holly
Editor's note: Please remember to capitalize the word "Is" in titles. All verb words, regardless of length, must be capitalized. No exceptions.
Underneath the presents here
Underneath the Christmas tree