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Australian's all have ostriches, four minus one is three!
Australian's all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
Australians all are ostritches.
Australians all let us rejoice.
Australians all eat ostriches
For we are young at three.
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Australians all eat ostriches
For breakfast, lunch and tea.
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Australians all eat sausages for breakfast, lunch and tea
Australian's all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
Australians all eat sausages
For breakfast lunch and tea
My mama said they're good for me
But I like KFC
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Australians all eat sausages
For we are young and free.
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Australians all let us be boys
For we are young and three.
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Australians all love ostriches
Four minus one makes three.
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal,
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery's haze, let's harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
'Advance Australia fair!'
Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery's haze, let's harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
'Advance Australia fair!'
Australians let us all meet Joyce
For she is young and free.
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For breakfast lunch & tea,
Our home is girt by sea.
Omae wa mou shindeiru nani
With golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea.
Our home is KFC.
Our home is girt by sea.
Our land is dirt by sea
Our land is girt by sea
We've got soil and words for foil
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
With golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea.
beneath our raging southern rocks
beneath our radiant southern cross
beneath the poo in southern cross
beneath the rage in southern cross
beneath the rage in southern cross
beneath our radiant southern cross
Ummm, the actual lyric is: beneath our radiant southern cross!!!