Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 3 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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1, 2, 3
Peter Pan with me
or
1, 2, 3
Beat the pan with me
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul and Mary
1,2,3
I don't need you with me
Got one meaty the greens
And I'm calling between
Countin' 1,2,3
Peter Potter may read
And I'm down with repeat
Everybody loves (oh!)
One, two, three
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin' one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves me (oh!)
Beatrix Potter may read
Peter, Paul and Mary
One, two, three....
Why don't you and me?
Got 180 degrees, and I'm cold in between.
One, two, three........
Peter Pan met a freak.
Getting down on pee-pee, everybody loves, uh.
Cannibal
One, two, three,
Not only you and me.
Got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between.
Countin' one, two, three...
Peter, Paul and Mary
Getting down with 3P, everybody loves...
Uh! Countin'..
Peter calling a tree
Everybody loves OSHA
Peter, Paul and Mary
Everybody, let’s go
Peter, pardon my free
Peter, Paul and Mary
So are you okay?
or
So are you cake?
or
So are you gay?
or
So are you gay?
So are you game?
Want to...free, I don't need you or me
1, 2, 3, not only you and me