Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> Z -> ZZ Top

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There are 127 misheard song lyrics for ZZ Top on amIright currently.

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"Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my can of dinner and a bunch of wine
Original Lyrics:
With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine
"Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow I got lotta house of ugly girls.
or
Soundin' like an anchor house from Mother Pearl.
Original Lyrics:
Soundin' lot like a House Congressional.
"Cheap Sunglasses"
Misheard Lyrics:
In her porcupine Levi's
Original Lyrics:
In her funky fine Levi's
"Cheap Sunglasses"
Misheard Lyrics:
So go out and get some nice black friends
With one being so dark, they don't even know his name.
Original Lyrics:
So go out and get some nice thick frames
With the glass so dark, they don't even know your name.
"Concrete & Steel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby, it works for me.
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, what's the deal?
"Doubleback"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the double back for kids, double back for kids.
Original Lyrics:
I got to double back again, double back again.
"Enjoy And Get It On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coco and Jorby, really enjoy gettin' it on.
Original Lyrics:
Could she enjoy me? Really enjoy gettin' it on.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty of a muffin
And all your bugging p***es too!
Original Lyrics:
Gimme all your lovin'
All your hugs 'n' kisses too!
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me like a tunnel head.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me like a ton o' lead.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got da habashox
Of wachagocka ho so iss swee.
Original Lyrics:
I got to have a shot
Of what you got is oh so sweet.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Boomer and a needle repeat
Original Lyrics:
Like a boomerang, I need a repeat.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a poodle and a beagle in heat.
Original Lyrics:
Like a boomerang I need a repeat.
"Heard It On The X"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hurt you, I hurt you
I hurt you on the 'L'.
Original Lyrics:
I heard it, I heard it
I heard it on the X.
"La Grange"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well now, I might peel a sticker.
Original Lyrics:
Well, now, I might be mistaken.
"La Grange"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, now I might eat some bacon.
Original Lyrics:
Well, now, I might be mistaken.
"Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants some sake
And she can use it.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to see
If she can use it.
"Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I want her
S***, I got to have her.
Original Lyrics:
Oh I want her
Sure I got to have her.
"Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chess set
Down in her panties.
Original Lyrics:
She's kinds jet set
Try undo her panties.
"Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a jet set
Cruisin' thru her panties.
Original Lyrics:
She's kinds jet set
Try undo her panties.
"Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got time
All of the time.
Original Lyrics:
She's gotta dime
All of the time.
"Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta dine
All of her time.
Original Lyrics:
She's gotta dime
All of the time.
"My Head's In Mississippi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been shifting through the Jetsons' sand.
or
I've been shifting through the Texas sand.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand.
"My Head's In Mississippi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been shuffling through the Texas sand.
Original Lyrics:
I've been shifting through the Texas sand.
"My Head's In Mississippi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night I saw a cop gun
...
Last night I saw a naked cock gill.
Original Lyrics:
Last night I saw a cowgirl
...
Last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
"My Head's In Mississippi"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was mumblin' to some Hollywoof.
Original Lyrics:
She was mumblin' to some howlin' woof.
"Nationwide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Dad, I'm raisin' 5.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm Nationwide.
"Nationwide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad, I made your wife.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"Nationwide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm Nathan White.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm Nationwide.
"Nationwide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm asian white
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm nationwide
"Nationwide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad, salvation wide.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"Nationwide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, I may sound white.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"Nationwide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, I'm Asian white.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"Pearl Necklace"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pearl necklace.
Shivanna's pearl necklace.
Original Lyrics:
A pearl necklace.
She want a pearl necklace.
"Pearl Necklace"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants a pair of nitwits
Original Lyrics:
She wants a pearl necklace
"Pearl Necklace"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore a Baronette Dress.
Original Lyrics:
She wore a pearl necklace.
"Pearl Necklace"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore a pearl neck brace.
Original Lyrics:
She wore a pearl necklace.
"Pearl Necklace"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore a turtle-neck dress.
Original Lyrics:
She wore a pearl necklace.
"Pearl Necklace"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna buy a necklace?
Original Lyrics:
She wore a pearl necklace
"Pearl Necklace"
Misheard Lyrics:
a fur neckbrace
Original Lyrics:
a pearl necklace
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a fat a**ed man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man.
or
Everybody's crazy, but I damn sure can.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a star dust man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a well h*** man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout her guys best friend.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a shoplift man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a shy gas man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause women go crazy 'bout a shirtless man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cos women go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cos every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man
Original Lyrics:
'cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill Watts down at the ring
I ain't missing not a single thing.
Original Lyrics:
Gold watch, diamond rings
I ain't missing not a single thing.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black coat, top hat
I don't wear 'em cause my mamma's fat.
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
No need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt-wipes, nalim rain
Original Lyrics:
Gold watch, diamond ring
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl crazy 'bout a shy gas man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a shovel in the hand.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
They never go crazy 'bout a shot gun man.
or
Every guy's crazy 'bout the shy gas man
or
Every girl's crazy about her garbage man
or
Every girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
They never go crazy 'bout a shot gun man
or
Every guy's crazy 'bout the shy gas man
or
Every girl's crazy about her garbage man
or
Every girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's 'fraid of a Star Trek Fan
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a jock strap man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-a**ed man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-assed man
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a shy best man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girls crazy 'bout a shotgun man
Original Lyrics:
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girls crazy about a short, deaf man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girls crazy about a shot glass man
Original Lyrics:
Every girls crazy about a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's crazy bout a shot glass man
Original Lyrics:
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's crazy about a shot gun smash.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jive coat, jive hair
But I don't worry 'cos my wallet's bare.
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
But I don't worry 'cos my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never go crazy for a short fat man
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
No I ain't missing not a single thing
Original Lyrics:
No item missing, not a single thing
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shark a** man
Original Lyrics:
Sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
They come drummin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy for our garage band.
Original Lyrics:
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a shy, deaf man.
Original Lyrics:
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom goat, Tom cat.
I need to worry 'cause my wallet's flat
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat.
No need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tried coke, tried hash but I'm not worried 'cause my wallets fat
or
Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry 'cause my mama's fat
or
Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry 'cause my mama's fat
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat but I'm not worried 'cause my wallets fat
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
I won't wear em 'cause my body's fat.
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
No need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
I don't worry 'cause my woman's fat.
Original Lyrics:
Top coat, top hat
Don't need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ever go crazy for a sharp dressed man?
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause everybody's crazy 'bout a slide trombone.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause, every girls crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause everyone's crazy for Shotgun Sam.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy bout a sharp- dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a not-dressed man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girls crazy 'bout a shocked a** man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary got pregnant from a shotgun wedding.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gone crazy, but it's just as planned.
Original Lyrics:
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
The animal's crazy in a sawdust land.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would have gone crazy if I'd of shot that man.
Original Lyrics:
Every girl crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sickle-cell anemia
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Simple Simon says the band.
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep in someone's sleepin' bag
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleepin' bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip 'n slide, I'll see her back.
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slipping, sliding, sleeping bag
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Agent Secret Man
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Santa saves the day.
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleepin' bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super cypher sleepingbag
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super saver sleeping bag
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super sidewalk sweeping man
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super sonic speaker pack
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supersonic cigarette
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supersonic sleepin' bag.
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleepin' bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supersonic sleepin' bag
Original Lyrics:
Sleep inside my sleepin' bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supersonic sleeping bag
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleeping bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll cook in 'til it's green outside.
Original Lyrics:
We'll tuck it in until it's clean out of sight.
"Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it makes no diff'rence 'cause there ain't no debt
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we'll whip out our mattress 'cause there ain't no beds
"Stages"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stages, Steve won't change it
Stages, feel your raging love.
Original Lyrics:
Stages keep on changing
Stages rearranging love.
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tube Steak Boogie
Boogie, boogie all knife long.
Original Lyrics:
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tube Steak Boogie
Boogie, boogie all knife long.
Original Lyrics:
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tube Steak Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
Original Lyrics:
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, woogie all night long.
Charles Miller adds: "When this song originally debuted, the title and lyrics were, indeed, 'Tube Steak Boogie'. However, radio stations were hesitant to announce this title, or even play the song because it's a nasty title and a nasty song. Everyone down South, and especially in Texas, knows what 'tube steak' is, and that's how the song was written. In order to get the airplay on radio stations, the record producers changed the printed title and lyrics to 'tube snake,' which doesn't make any sense at all. but it wasn't as offensive as 'tube steak'. Additionally, the studio went back and distorted the word 'steak,' so it doesn't sound like 'steak' or 'snake' or anything else --- it just sounds like a glitch in the tape, if you listen closely." [Ed.'s note: My apologies, but I can't believe Mr. Miller, hence I switched the lyrics around. If anyone else can confirm his story, let me know.]
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two Step Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
Original Lyrics:
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two snake boogie
Original Lyrics:
Tube Snake Boogie
"Tush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dallas Texas, I been wooed
Original Lyrics:
Dallas Texas, Hollywood
"Tush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn those taxes, Hollywood!
Original Lyrics:
Dallas, Texas... Hollywood
"Tush"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been bad, I've been good,
Dallas, Texas, I've been wood
Original Lyrics:
I've been bad, I've been good,
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood
"Tush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch
Original Lyrics:
Tush
"Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like other women
she likes wimps that change
Original Lyrics:
She don't like other women
she likes whips and chains
"Velcro Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
To hold the seams off your five blue jeans.
or
To hold the seams off your tie, blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
"Velcro Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
To hold the seams on your vinyl jeans.
Original Lyrics:
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
"Viva Las Vegas"
Misheard Lyrics:
People eat bagels.
Original Lyrics:
Viva Las Vegas!
"Viva Las Vegas"
Misheard Lyrics:
People on skates
Original Lyrics:
Viva, Las Vegas

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