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"Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers"
With my can of dinner and a bunch of wine
With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine
"Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers"
Wow I got lotta house of ugly girls.
or
Soundin' like an anchor house from Mother Pearl.
Soundin' lot like a House Congressional.
"Cheap Sunglasses"
In her porcupine Levi's
In her funky fine Levi's
"Cheap Sunglasses"
So go out and get yourself some nice black friends
With one being so dark, they don't even know his name.
So go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark, they don't even know your name.
"Concrete & Steel"
Hey baby, it works for me.
Hey baby, what's the deal?
"Doubleback"
I got the double back for kids, double back for kids.
I got to double back again, double back again.
"Eliminator"
Oh, I want her
S***, I got to have her.
Oh I want her
Sure I got to have her.
"Enjoy And Get It On"
Coco and Jorby, really enjoy gettin' it on.
Could she enjoy me? Really enjoy gettin' it on.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
Guilty of a muffin
And all your bugging p***es too!
Gimme all your lovin'
All your hugs 'n' kisses too!
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
Hit me like a tunnel head.
Hit me like a ton of lead.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
I got da habashox
Of wachagocka ho so iss swee.
I got to have a shot
Of what you got is oh so sweet.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
Like Boomer and a needle repeat
Like a boomerang, I need a repeat.
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
Like a poodle and a beagle in heat.
Like a boomerang I need a repeat.
"Heard It On The X"
I hurt you, I hurt you
I hurt you on the 'L'.
I heard it, I heard it
I heard it on the X.
"I'm Nationwide"
Got a blues band on the deck, my reputation at the wheel
Got a bluesman in the back, a beautician at the wheel
"La Grange"
Well now, I might peel a sticker.
Well, now, I might be mistaken.
"La Grange"
Well, now I might eat some bacon.
Well, now, I might be mistaken.
"Legs"
Everybody wants some sake
And she can use it.
Everybody wants to see
If she can use it.
"Legs"
She's got a chess set
Down in her panties.
She's kinds jet set
Try undo her panties.
"Legs"
She's got a jet set
Cruisin' through her panties.
She's kinds jet set
Try undo her panties.
"Legs"
She's got time
All of the time.
She's gotta dime
All of the time.
"Legs"
She's gotta dine
All of her time.
She's gotta dime
All of the time.
"My Head's In Mississippi"
I've been shifting through the Jetsons' sand.
or
I've been shifting through the Texas sand.
I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand.
"My Head's In Mississippi"
I've been shuffling through the Texas sand.
I've been shifting through the Texas sand.
"My Head's In Mississippi"
Last night I saw a cop gun
...
Last night I saw a naked cock gill.
Last night I saw a cowgirl
...
Last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
"My Head's In Mississippi"
She was mumblin' to some Hollywoof.
She was mumblin' to some howlin' woof.
"Nationwide"
I'm Dad, I'm raisin' 5.
I'm bad, I'm Nationwide.
"Nationwide"
I'm bad, I made your wife.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"Nationwide"
I'm bad, I'm Nathan White.
I'm bad, I'm Nationwide.
"Nationwide"
I'm bad, I'm asian white
I'm bad, I'm nationwide
"Nationwide"
I'm bad, salvation wide.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"Nationwide"
I'm black, I may sound white.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"Nationwide"
I'm black, I'm Asian white.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"Pearl Necklace"
A pearl necklace.
Shivanna's pearl necklace.
A pearl necklace.
She want a pearl necklace.
"Pearl Necklace"
She wants a pair of nitwits
She wants a pearl necklace
"Pearl Necklace"
She wore a Baronette Dress.
She wore a pearl necklace.
"Pearl Necklace"
She wore a pearl neck brace.
She wore a pearl necklace.
"Pearl Necklace"
She wore a turtle-neck dress.
She wore a pearl necklace.
"Pearl Necklace"
You wanna buy a necklace?
She wore a pearl necklace
"Pearl Necklace"
a fur neckbrace
a pearl necklace
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a fat a**ed man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man.
or
Everybody's crazy, but I damn sure can.
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a star dust man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout her guys best friend.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a shoplift man.
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a shy gas man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause everybody's crazy 'bout a slide trombone.
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause everyone's crazy for Shotgun Sam.
'Cause every girl's crazy bout a sharp- dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cause women go crazy 'bout a shirtless man.
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'Cos women go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
'Cos every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
'cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man
'cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Bill Watts down at the ring
I ain't missing not a single thing.
Gold watch, diamond rings
I ain't missing not a single thing.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Black coat, top hat
I don't wear 'em cause my mamma's fat.
Top coat, top hat
No need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Butt-wipes, nalim rain
Gold watch, diamond ring
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girl crazy 'bout a shy gas man.
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girl crazy about a shovel in the hand.
Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
They never go crazy 'bout a shot gun man.
or
Every guy's crazy 'bout the shy gas man
or
Every girl's crazy about her garbage man
or
Every girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
They never go crazy 'bout a shot gun man
or
Every guy's crazy 'bout the shy gas man
or
Every girl's crazy about her garbage man
or
Every girl crazy 'bout a shot glass man
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
or
Every girl crazy about a shy black man.
Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girl's 'fraid of a Star Trek Fan
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girl's crazy 'bout a jock strap man.
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-a**ed man.
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-assed man
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girl's crazy about a not-dressed man.
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girl's crazy about a shy best man.
Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girls crazy 'bout a shocked a** man.
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girls crazy 'bout a shotgun man
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girls crazy about a short, deaf man.
Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Every girls crazy about a shot glass man
Every girls crazy about a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Everybody's crazy bout a shot glass man
'Cause ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Everyone's crazy about a shot gun smash.
Everyone's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Jive coat, jive hair
But I don't worry 'cos my wallet's bare.
Top coat, top hat
But I don't worry 'cos my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Never go crazy for a short fat man
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
No I ain't missing not a single thing
No item missing, not a single thing
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Shark a** man
Sharp dressed man
"Sharp Dressed Man"
The animal's crazy in a sawdust land.
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
They come drummin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy for our garage band.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a shy, deaf man.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Tom goat, Tom cat.
I need to worry 'cause my wallet's flat
Top coat, top hat.
No need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Tried coke, tried hash but I'm not worried 'cause my wallets fat
or
Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry 'cause my mama's fat
or
Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry 'cause my mama's fat
Top coat, top hat but I'm not worried 'cause my wallets fat
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Top coat, top hat
I won't wear em 'cause my body's fat.
Top coat, top hat
No need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
Top coat, top hat
I don't worry 'cause my woman's fat.
Top coat, top hat
Don't need to worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
"Sharp Dressed Man"
You ever go crazy for a sharp dressed man?
Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Mary got pregnant from a shotgun wedding.
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Never gone crazy, but it's just as planned.
Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
Would have gone crazy if I'd of shot that man.
Every girl crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
"Sharped Dressed Man"
Clean Shirt and blue shoes
Clean shirt, new shoes
"Sleepin Bag"
Supersonic sleepin bag
Slip inside my sleepin bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Sickle-cell anemia
Slip inside my sleeping bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Simple Simon says the band.
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Sleep in someone's sleepin' bag
Slip inside my sleepin' bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Slip 'n slide, I'll see her back.
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Slipping, sliding, sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Super Agent Secret Man
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Super Santa saves the day.
Slip inside my sleepin' bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Super cypher sleepingbag
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Super saver sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Super sidewalk sweeping man
Slip inside my sleeping bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Super sonic speaker pack
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Supersonic cigarette
Slip inside my sleeping bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Supersonic sleepin' bag.
Slip inside my sleepin' bag.
"Sleeping Bag"
Supersonic sleepin' bag
Sleep inside my sleepin' bag
"Sleeping Bag"
Supersonic sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag
"Sleeping Bag"
We'll cook in 'til it's green outside.
We'll tuck it in until it's clean out of sight.
"Sleeping Bag"
Well it makes no diff'rence 'cause there ain't no debt
Oh, we'll whip out our mattress 'cause there ain't no beds
"Stages"
Stages, Steve won't change it
Stages, feel your raging love.
Stages keep on changing
Stages rearranging love.
"TV Dinners"
Gimme somethin' else
Gimme somethin' now
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Tube Steak Boogie
Boogie, boogie all knife long.
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Tube Steak Boogie
Boogie, boogie all knife long.
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Tube Steak Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, woogie all night long.
Charles Miller adds: "When this song originally debuted, the title and lyrics were, indeed, 'Tube Steak Boogie'. However, radio stations were hesitant to announce this title, or even play the song because it's a nasty title and a nasty song. Everyone down South, and especially in Texas, knows what 'tube steak' is, and that's how the song was written. In order to get the airplay on radio stations, the record producers changed the printed title and lyrics to 'tube snake,' which doesn't make any sense at all. but it wasn't as offensive as 'tube steak'. Additionally, the studio went back and distorted the word 'steak,' so it doesn't sound like 'steak' or 'snake' or anything else --- it just sounds like a glitch in the tape, if you listen closely." [Ed.'s note: My apologies, but I can't believe Mr. Miller, hence I switched the lyrics around. If anyone else can confirm his story, let me know.]
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Two Step Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
Tube Snake Boogie
Boogie, boogie all night long.
"Tube Snake Boogie"
Two snake boogie
Tube Snake Boogie
"Tush"
Dallas Texas, I been wooed
Dallas Texas, Hollywood
"Tush"
Damn those taxes, Hollywood!
Dallas, Texas... Hollywood
"Tush"
I've been bad, I've been good,
Dallas, Texas, I've been wood
I've been bad, I've been good,
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood
"Under Pressure"
She don't like other women
she likes wimps that change
She don't like other women
she likes whips and chains
"Velcro Fly"
To hold the seams off your five blue jeans.
or
To hold the seams off your tie, blue jeans.
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
"Velcro Fly"
To hold the seams on your vinyl jeans.
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
"Viva Las Vegas"
People eat bagels.
Viva Las Vegas!
"Viva Las Vegas"
People on skates
Viva, Las Vegas