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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Andy Williams
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Andy Williams that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 54 misheard song lyrics for Andy Williams on amIright currently.
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"(Where Do I Begin?) Love Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To tell the story of how greater love can be
Original Lyrics:
To tell the story of how great a love can be
"Anniversary Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts gently beating were Myrna and Lowe
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts gently beating were murmuring low
"Can't Get Used To Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find Bugs Bunny, wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
I'll find somebody, wait and see.
"Can't Get Used To Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find some crowded avenue
Though it will be empty when I do.
Though it will be empty when I do.
Original Lyrics:
I'll find some crowded avenue
Though it will be empty without you.
Though it will be empty without you.
"Can't Get Used To Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who'll wear my kitten? Only me.
Original Lyrics:
Who am I kidding? Only me.
"Charade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear it still, I always will
Best of the big
Parade
Best of the big
Parade
Original Lyrics:
I hear it still, I always will
Best on the bill
Charade
Best on the bill
Charade
"Christmas Present" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children's eyes are white to see
Original Lyrics:
Children's eyes are wide to see
"Christmas Present" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas prison, Christmas tree
Original Lyrics:
Christmas present, Christmas tree
"Christmas Present" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was a gift from someone's car
Original Lyrics:
Was a gift from someone's heart
"Happy Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my hat behind your ear.
Original Lyrics:
It's my happy heart you hear.
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Hickory Farms
Original Lyrics:
And Dickory Dock
I wonder if this had anything to do with "Hickory Dickory Dock".
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Tickety Tock
Original Lyrics:
And dickory dock
Tickety Tock is a clock-based character from Blue's Clues. (But he didn't exist when this song was made, so I don't think this mishearing is plausible.)
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And don't forget to hang up your stock(ing)
Original Lyrics:
And don't forget to hang up your sock
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And don't forget to hang up your stock
Original Lyrics:
And don't forget to hang up your sock
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll leave an elephant stink
Original Lyrics:
He'll leave a peppermint stick
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So leave a box of Bisquick
Original Lyrics:
So leave a peppermint stick
"Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So leave deodorant stick
Original Lyrics:
So leave a peppermint stick
"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the spell
Original Lyrics:
And in despair
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts overflowing
And hearts overflowing
Original Lyrics:
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
And hearts will be glowing
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be parties for Holsteins
Marshmallows for Tolkien.
Marshmallows for Tolkien.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
Marshmallows for toasting.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
And Carolyn out in the snow.
Marshmallows for toasting.
And Carolyn out in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
And carolin' out in the snow.
Marshmallows for toasting.
And carolin' out in the snow.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be potties for hosting
Marcela is toasting.
Marcela is toasting.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for roasting.
Marshmallows for roasting.
This is NOT a 'Traditional' song. It was written in 1963 by songwriters Eddie Pola and George Wyle. Andy Williams performed the very first recorded version of it that same year, and different musicians have recorded their own versions of it over the years.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone smelling of beer and good cheer!
And everyone smelling of beer and good cheer!
Original Lyrics:
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you, 'Be of good cheer!'
And everyone telling you, 'Be of good cheer!'
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With those hollow, degrading
All-gay orgy meetings.
All-gay orgy meetings.
Original Lyrics:
With those holiday greetings
And gay happy meetings
And gay happy meetings
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And everyone telling you'll be a good king
Original Lyrics:
And everyone telling you be of good cheer
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And hearts will be growing
Original Lyrics:
And hearts will be glowing
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And hearts will be growing
Original Lyrics:
And hearts will be glowing
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marshmallows for coasting
Original Lyrics:
Marshmallows for toasting
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be Barney for hosting
Original Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be scary book stories
Original Lyrics:
There'll be scary ghost stories
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be scary toast stories and tales of the Gories
Original Lyrics:
There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There’ll be scary Post Toasties
Original Lyrics:
There'll be scary ghost stories
Post Toasties are Post's version of corn flakes.
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be telling ghost stories
Original Lyrics:
There'll be scary ghost stories
"Love Is Blue (L'amour Est Bleu)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue, blue, my love is blue
Original Lyrics:
Blue, blue, my world is blue
"Moon River" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dew drifters, off to see the world
Original Lyrics:
Two drifters, off to see the world
"Moon River" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in Styal some day
I'm crossing you in Styal some day
Original Lyrics:
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day
I'm crossing you in style some day
Styal is a village not far from where I grew up. It makes just as much sense.
"Moon River" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tube drifters, off to see the world
Original Lyrics:
Two drifters, off to see the world
"O Little Town of Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
The science stars go by
Original Lyrics:
The silent stars go by
"Sleigh Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a happy feeling jumping in the world with pie
Original Lyrics:
There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
"Speak Softly, Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel your wounds
The tender trembling moments start.
The tender trembling moments start.
Original Lyrics:
I feel your words
The tender trembling moments start.
The tender trembling moments start.
"Speak Softly, Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fill your worlds
The tender trembling moments start.
The tender trembling moments start.
Original Lyrics:
I feel your words
The tender trembling moments start.
The tender trembling moments start.
"The Bilbao Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That old Bill Bauer moon
Original Lyrics:
That old Bilbao moon
"The Bilbao Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That old Bill's bowel movement
Original Lyrics:
That old Bilbao moon
"The Bilbao Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That old big ballroom
Original Lyrics:
That old Bilbao Moon
"The Days Of Wine And Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
The days of whinin' roses
Original Lyrics:
The days of wine and roses
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