Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Dionne Warwick

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There are 27 misheard song lyrics for Dionne Warwick on amIright currently.

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"Alfie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if ugly fools are kind, Alfie
Original Lyrics:
And if only fools are kind, Alfie
"Alfie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it just for a moment we live?
Original Lyrics:
Is it just for the moment we live?
"Deja Vu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you be the drink that I once knew?
Original Lyrics:
Could you be the dream that I once knew?
"Deja Vu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you be the drink that I once knew?
Original Lyrics:
Could you be the dream that I once knew?
"Deja Vu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Villain you loved
Like a love I used to know.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling your love
Like a love I used to know.
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amway's just a great big heat wave.
Put a hunger down and bit a bar.
Original Lyrics:
L. A.'s just a great big freeway.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to say, 'Jose'?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to say, 'Jose'?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway
With a hundred down and by parts.
Original Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A.'s just a great big freeway
Put a hunger down and then you starve.
[Later]
I'm going back to find
Some peas and pie in San Jose.
Original Lyrics:
L.A.'s just a great big freeway
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
[Later]
I'm going back to find
Some peace of mind in San Jose.
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a hundred thou in my account.
Original Lyrics:
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you starve.
Original Lyrics:
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you a star.
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you have to get up for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a park ranger?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a park ranger?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be a Park Ranger!
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be a heartbreaker
"I Say A Little Prayer For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say, a little paper Jew
Original Lyrics:
I say a little prayer for you
"I Say A Little Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock on in my hair now.
Original Lyrics:
While combing my hair, now
"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get when you kiss a boy?
You get another chance to catch pneumonia.
Original Lyrics:
What do you get when you kiss a fool?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get when you kiss a food?
You get enough jerks to catch the ammonia
Original Lyrics:
What do you get when you kiss a fool?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
"Love Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw a sidekick in LA
Original Lyrics:
Saw a psychic in LA
"Message To Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a year since he was here
Kentucky blooper.
Original Lyrics:
It's a year since he was here
Kentucky bluebird.
"Valley Of The Dolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna get help
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get out
"Walk On By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let me pee in private.
Original Lyrics:
Just let me grieve in private.
"Walk On By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look, I'm bi.
Original Lyrics:
Walk on by.
"You'll Never Get to Heaven (If You Break My Heart)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make a start
or
So be very careful not to make a spark
or
So be very careful not to make a spark
Original Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make us part

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The Dionne Warwick Collection: Her All-Time Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com

The Very Best of Dionne Warwick album at Amazon.com

Definitive Collection album at Amazon.com

Sings the Bacharach & David Songbook album at Amazon.com

Dionne Warwick - Greatest Hits (1979-1990) album at Amazon.com

Sings Cole Porter album at Amazon.com

My Favorite Time of the Year album at Amazon.com

Dionne album at Amazon.com

Heartbreaker album at Amazon.com
 
 
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