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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Dionne Warwick
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There are 65 misheard song lyrics for Dionne Warwick on amIright currently.
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"Alfie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if ugly fools are kind, Alfie
Original Lyrics:
And if only fools are kind, Alfie
"Alfie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it just for a moment we live?
Original Lyrics:
Is it just for the moment we live?
"Deja Vu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you be the drink that I once knew?
Original Lyrics:
Could you be the dream that I once knew?
"Deja Vu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you be the drink that I once knew?
Original Lyrics:
Could you be the dream that I once knew?
"Deja Vu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you be the drink that might come true?
Original Lyrics:
Could you be the dream that might come true?
"Deja Vu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Villain you loved
Like a love I used to know.
Like a love I used to know.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling your love
Like a love I used to know.
Like a love I used to know.
"Do You Believe in Love at First Sight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love at Versailles?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in love at first sight?
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amway's just a great big heat wave.
Put a hunger down and bit a bar.
Put a hunger down and bit a bar.
Original Lyrics:
L. A.'s just a great big freeway.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to say, 'Jose'?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to say, 'Jose'?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway.
Get all hunkered down and buy a car.
Get all hunkered down and buy a car.
Original Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway
With a hundred down and by parts.
With a hundred down and by parts.
Original Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A.'s just a great big freeway
Put a hunger down and then you starve.
[Later]
I'm going back to find
Some peas and pie in San Jose.
Put a hunger down and then you starve.
[Later]
I'm going back to find
Some peas and pie in San Jose.
Original Lyrics:
L.A.'s just a great big freeway
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
[Later]
I'm going back to find
Some peace of mind in San Jose.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
[Later]
I'm going back to find
Some peace of mind in San Jose.
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a hundred thou in my account.
Original Lyrics:
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
(later)
I was born and raised in Santa Fe
(later)
I was born and raised in Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
(later)
I was born and raised in San Jose
(later)
I was born and raised in San Jose
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to spend a day?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you starve.
Original Lyrics:
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you a star.
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway
It's a hundred thousand miles long
It's a hundred thousand miles long
Original Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway
Put a hundred down and buy a car
Put a hundred down and buy a car
I finally escaped from LA in 1986.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you have to get up for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My doctor said that he'd come on to me
Original Lyrics:
I got to say it and it's hard for me,
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a park ranger?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a park ranger?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be a Park Ranger!
Original Lyrics:
Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?
"High Upon This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, up on this love
Original Lyrics:
High upon this love
"High Upon This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me my surprise
Original Lyrics:
You caught me by surprise
"I Say A Little Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I save my little breath for you
Original Lyrics:
I say a little prayer for you
"I Say A Little Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say a little prank for you
Original Lyrics:
I say a little prayer for you
"I Say A Little Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say, a little paper Jew
Original Lyrics:
I say a little prayer for you
"I Say A Little Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock on in my hair now.
Original Lyrics:
While combing my hair, now
"I Say a Little Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I put on my mink coat
Original Lyrics:
Before I put on my makeup
"I Say a Little Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say a little prank on you
Original Lyrics:
I say a little prayer for you
"I Say a Little Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil will fart
Original Lyrics:
We never will part
"I Say a Little Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil will part, oh how I love you
Original Lyrics:
We never will part, oh how I'll love you
"I Say a Little Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning I wake up
Original Lyrics:
The moment I wake up
"I'll Never Fall In Love Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After you do, hell never bone ya
Original Lyrics:
After you do, he'll never phone ya
"I'll Never Fall In Love Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get when you kiss a boy?
You get another chance to catch pneumonia.
You get another chance to catch pneumonia.
Original Lyrics:
What do you get when you kiss a fool?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
"I'll Never Fall In Love Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get when you kiss a food?
You get enough jerks to catch the ammonia
You get enough jerks to catch the ammonia
Original Lyrics:
What do you get when you kiss a fool?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
"I'll Never Fall in Love Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you do, he'll never bone ya
Original Lyrics:
After you do, he'll never phone ya.
"I'll Never Fall in Love Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm out of those chairs
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of those chains
"I'll Never Fall in Love Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm out of those chairs
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of those chains
"I'll Never Fall in Love Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That is why I'm here to your Olds you
Original Lyrics:
That is why I'm here to remind you
"I'll Never Love This Way Again." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'll never love this square again
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll never love this way again.
"I'll Never Love This Way Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'll never love discrimination
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll never love this way again
"I'll Never Love This Way Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'll never love this sway again
So I'll keep holding on, with all the goodies gone
So I'll keep holding on, with all the goodies gone
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll never love this way again
So I keep holding on before the good is gone
So I keep holding on before the good is gone
"I'll Never Love This Way Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'll never love this rain again
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll never love this way again
"I'll Never Love This Way Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'll never love, it's late again
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll never love this way again
"Love at Second Sight"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we learn to piss ourselves
Original Lyrics:
If we learn to pace ourselves
"Message To Michael" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a year since he was here
Kentucky blooper.
Kentucky blooper.
Original Lyrics:
It's a year since he was here
Kentucky bluebird.
Kentucky bluebird.
"Solid Gold (closing theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling up my life with music
Original Lyrics:
Filling up my life with music
"Take The Short Way Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy people, William Shatner
Original Lyrics:
Crazy people in the shadows
"Take The Short Way Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the shirt way off.
Original Lyrics:
Take the short way home.
"The Love Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like sweetest reward
Original Lyrics:
Love is life's sweetest reward
"Walk On By" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let me pee in private.
Original Lyrics:
Just let me grieve in private.
"You'll Never Get to Heaven (If You Break My Heart)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make a car
Original Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make us part
"You'll Never Get to Heaven (If You Break My Heart)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make a start
or
So be very careful not to make a spark
or
So be very careful not to make a spark
Original Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make us part
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