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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Vandals that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 6 misheard song lyrics for Vandals on amIright currently.

"Anarchy Burger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anarchy Burger! Hold the garlic!
Original Lyrics:
Anarchy Burger! Hold the government!
"And Now We Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some seasoned eggs, bite his b***s
And squeeze it 'till it's on his knees.
Original Lyrics:
So seize the day by the b***s
And squeeze until it's on it's knees.
"Don't Stop Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sabe, no sabe.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop me, don't stop me.
The misheard lyric (pronounced "no SAH-beh") means "s/he doesn't know" in Spanish.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time for gameboy chores
Tryin' for Bangor shores
Original Lyrics:
Time to get what's yours
"I've Got An Ape Drape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an Oval Nipple-mer
Yes I do.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Norco Neck-warmer
Yes I do.
"Pizza Tran" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza train
Original Lyrics:
Pizza tran

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