Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> V -> Vandals

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Vandals that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 6 misheard song lyrics for Vandals on amIright currently.

"Anarchy Burger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anarchy Burger! Hold the garlic!
Original Lyrics:
Anarchy Burger! Hold the government!
"And Now We Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some seasoned eggs, bite his b***s
And squeeze it 'till it's on his knees.
Original Lyrics:
So seize the day by the b***s
And squeeze until it's on it's knees.
"Don't Stop Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sabe, no sabe.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop me, don't stop me.
"Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time for gameboy chores
or
Tryin' for Bangor shores
Original Lyrics:
Time to get what's yours
"I've Got An Ape Drape"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an Oval Nipple-mer
Yes I do.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Norco Neck-warmer
Yes I do.
"Pizza Tran"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza train
Original Lyrics:
Pizza tran

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Peace Through Vandalism/When In Rome Do as the Vandals album at Amazon.com

Live Fast Diarrhea album at Amazon.com

Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes album at Amazon.com

Fear of a Punk Planet album at Amazon.com

Hitler Bad, Vandals Good album at Amazon.com

Quickening album at Amazon.com

Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live album at Amazon.com

Look What I Almost Stepped in album at Amazon.com

Oi to the World album at Amazon.com
 
 
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