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There are 57 misheard song lyrics for Keith Urban on amIright currently.
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"But For The Grace Of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And there hasn't been peace on Owl Street
Since who knows when.
Since who knows when.
Original Lyrics:
And there hasn't been peace on our street
Since who knows when.
Since who knows when.
"But For The Grace Of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But for the gray cigar
Original Lyrics:
But for the grace of God
"But For The Grace Of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see that old man, he's walking past Al Gore
Original Lyrics:
I can see that old man, he's walking past our door.
"But For The Grace Of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see that old man
He's walkin' past Al Gore
or
I can see that old man
He's walkin' past a whore.
He's walkin' past Al Gore
or
I can see that old man
He's walkin' past a whore.
Original Lyrics:
I can see that old man
He's walkin' past our door.
He's walkin' past our door.
"But For The Grace Of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see that old man
He's walking past Al Gore.
He's walking past Al Gore.
Original Lyrics:
I can see that old man
He's walking past our door
He's walking past our door
"But For The Grace Of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been told that he's rich
But he seems so old.
But he seems so old.
Original Lyrics:
I've been told that he's rich
But he seems so poor.
But he seems so poor.
"But for the Grace of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see that omen
Original Lyrics:
I can see that old man
"Cop Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell in love in the back of a Cup Car
Original Lyrics:
I fell in love in the back of a cop car
It does sound like this!
"Days Go By" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dogs go by
or
The dogs go bite
or
The dogs go bite
Original Lyrics:
The cars go by
"John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16"
Misheard Lyrics:
John, John, John 3:16
Original Lyrics:
John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16
"John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marilyn Monroe In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Original Lyrics:
Marilyn Monroe and the Garden of Eden
"Making Memories of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making memories on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Making memories of us
"Never Comin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whore now,
Whore now,
Whore now,
Whore now!
Whore now,
Whore now,
Whore now!
Original Lyrics:
Oh now,
Oh now,
Oh now,
Oh now!
Oh now,
Oh now,
Oh now!
"Put You in a Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could press replay, repeat how happy ID
Original Lyrics:
If I could press play, repeat how happy I'd be
"Somebody Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether you're teaching me to be a fellow man
Original Lyrics:
But you're teaching me to be a better man
"Somebody Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether you're teaching me to be a fellow man
Original Lyrics:
Whether you're teaching me to be a better man
"Stupid Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid w**re
Original Lyrics:
Stupid boy
"Tonight I Wanna Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a bottle of white
Original Lyrics:
And a bottle of wine
"Wasted Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had the girls on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Had the Guns on the radio
"We Were"
Misheard Lyrics:
WeWork
Original Lyrics:
We were
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to sleep out on the roof
But my emotions left.
But my emotions left.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to sweep out all the ruins
That my emotions left.
That my emotions left.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave your cat and make a sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap, but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my cat and leave your sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your 'can't believe my sweater'.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your Capalene sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your Catalina sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your Catholic nice weather.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cashmere, my sweater
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat and leave mice wetter.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat and leave my sweater!
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater!
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat beneath my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat hair off my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat litter and his sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat who ate my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat, but leave my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap, but leave my sweater.
Editor's note: There is a disagreement as to whether the word is "cat" or "cap"; I've checked various lyrics sites and they have either word. I'm gonna go with cap, since that seems to make sense in the context of this line...but until I see the liner notes of the album (or Mr. Urban enunciates this line), I'm leaving it this way.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat, he ate my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cot and leave my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cotton, leave my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your records, take your freedom
Take your cat 'cuz I won't feed him.
Take your cat 'cuz I won't feed him.
Original Lyrics:
Take your records, take your freedom
Take your memories, I don't need 'em.
Take your memories, I don't need 'em.
"You'll Think of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And take your hat and leave my sweater
Original Lyrics:
And take your cap and leave my sweater
"You'll Think of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're stinky
Original Lyrics:
But you'll think of me
"You'll Think of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In this nice weather
Original Lyrics:
And leave my sweater
"You'll Think of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your Captain Leave, I Sweather!
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater
"You'll Think of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave, I swear.
Original Lyrics:
Take you cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cap but leave my sweater
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater
"You'll Think of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat and leave, I swear
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have nothing left to wear, though.
Original Lyrics:
We have nothing left to weather.
"You're My Better Half" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I pull into the drive and Jewel's standing there
And Jewel looks at me
And Jewel looks at me
Original Lyrics:
I pull into the drive and you're standing there
And you look at me
And you look at me
"You're My Better Half" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes me bully
or
It makes the police
or
It makes the police
Original Lyrics:
It makes me believe
"You're My Better Half" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You pull me gross and you hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
You pull me close and you hold me tight
"Your Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be the hand that lets you fail
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be the hand that lifts your veil
"Your Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be the hand that reads your mail.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be the hand that lifts your veil.
"Your Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your weather vane
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your everything
"You’ll Think of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your Cat and Levi Strauss
Original Lyrics:
Take your cat and leave my sweater
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