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There are 104 misheard song lyrics for 3 Doors Down on amIright currently.
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"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me lightly
I would give anything just to live one day unless you
f*** me lightly
What would I do?
What would I do??
I would give anything just to live one day unless you
f*** me lightly
What would I do?
What would I do??
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
I would give anything just to live one day in those shoes
If I could be like that
What would I do?
What would I do??
I would give anything just to live one day in those shoes
If I could be like that
What would I do?
What would I do??
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me like that, I would give anything.
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that, I would give anything.
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me like that.
I would give anything just to live one day here in your shoes.
F*** me like that.
What would I do?
What would I do??
I would give anything just to live one day here in your shoes.
F*** me like that.
What would I do?
What would I do??
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that,
I would give anything just to live one day in those shoes.
If I could be like that.
What would I do?
What would I do??
I would give anything just to live one day in those shoes.
If I could be like that.
What would I do?
What would I do??
"Be Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me like that.
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreign men, I still love foreign men.
Original Lyrics:
Falling in, I feel I'm falling in.
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could pee like that
I'd pee anyway just to live one maybe in your shoes
If I could pee like that
What would I do?
What would I do?
I'd pee anyway just to live one maybe in your shoes
If I could pee like that
What would I do?
What would I do?
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
I would give anything just to live one day in those shoes
If I could be like that
What would I do?
What would I do?
I would give anything just to live one day in those shoes
If I could be like that
What would I do?
What would I do?
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be like Ben
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be right back
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be smack dab
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be that bad
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be that fat
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be that gal
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could pee like that
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
"Be Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're f**king me like that
Original Lyrics:
If I could be like that
"Citizen Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding the line
for the ones that we guide
from the dark of this pear
for the ones that we guide
from the dark of this pear
Original Lyrics:
Holding the light
for the ones that we guide
from the dark of despair
for the ones that we guide
from the dark of despair
"Citizen Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on God
Original Lyrics:
Standing on guard
I actually like the version I heard better than the real lyrics.
"Down Poison" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've dreamed about this,
16 days away.
Now you're here,
and my head lays
beside your body.
You put your hand on mine.
New poison,
Spinnin' round my mind.
16 days away.
Now you're here,
and my head lays
beside your body.
You put your hand on mine.
New poison,
Spinnin' round my mind.
Original Lyrics:
I've dreamed about this
16 days away.
Now you're here
And my head lays
Beside your body,
Pillowed under mine.
You were poison,
Spinning 'round my mind.
16 days away.
Now you're here
And my head lays
Beside your body,
Pillowed under mine.
You were poison,
Spinning 'round my mind.
"Down Poison" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've dreamed about this
Sixteen days a week.
Sixteen days a week.
Original Lyrics:
I've dreamed about this
Sixteen days away.
Sixteen days away.
"Down Poison" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I,
You and I,
You and I, no!
You and I,
You and I, no!
Original Lyrics:
You wouldn't die,
You wouldn't die,
You wouldn't die, no!
You wouldn't die,
You wouldn't die, no!
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1000 lights have made me colder.
Original Lyrics:
1000 lies have made me colder.
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all the mouths that separate
Original Lyrics:
But all the miles that separate
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're still whiskey in my jeans.
Original Lyrics:
But you're still with me in my dreams.
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're still with me in my dreams
There's a tsunami, girl, and there's only you and me,
There's a tsunami, girl, and there's only you and me,
Original Lyrics:
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight, girl, there's only you and me.
And tonight, girl, there's only you and me.
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here without you baby
But you still love my lonely mind.
But you still love my lonely mind.
Original Lyrics:
I'm here without you, baby
But you're still on my lonely mind.
But you're still on my lonely mind.
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm livin' without you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I'm here without you, baby.
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a doctor, baby
or
I've been adopted, baby
or
I've been adopted, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm here without you, baby
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've heard this laugh is overrated.
Original Lyrics:
I've heard this life is overrated.
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've heard this life is underrated
Original Lyrics:
I've heard this life is overrated
"Here Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The mouths just keep rolling
Original Lyrics:
The miles just keep rolling
"It's Not Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never mind the shrimp you bit on.
Original Lyrics:
Never mind the trip you've been on.
"It's Not My Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It won't be too long and I'll be your mother
Original Lyrics:
It won't be too long and I will be the one under
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as you'll be my Grand Auntie-Em.
Original Lyrics:
As long as you'll be my friend at the end.
"Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I go crazy, or did you just call me Superman?
Original Lyrics:
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my body hanging somewhere
In the hands of time
In the hands of time
Original Lyrics:
I left my body laying somewhere
In the sands of time
In the sands of time
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my body lying somewhere in the center town.
Original Lyrics:
I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time.
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my body lying somewhere in the centre-time.
Original Lyrics:
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw some old folks on the dark side of the moon.
Original Lyrics:
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled man
I left my body lying somewhere in the sandy town
I watched the world fall to the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can't do, yeah
I left my body lying somewhere in the sandy town
I watched the world fall to the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can't do, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I fell there's nothing I can do, yeah
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I fell there's nothing I can do, yeah
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sense of time.
I left my body lying somewhere in the sense of time.
Original Lyrics:
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd keep your cyanide
With my soup, perfume, and my Kryptonite.
With my soup, perfume, and my Kryptonite.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might, Kryptonite.
With my superhuman might, Kryptonite.
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with monster perfume in my crypt tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, kryptonite.
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with moss and perfume, my, my, Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might Kryptonite
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman
My aching Kryptonite
My aching Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Kryptonite
"Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman bite
In my crypt tonight.
In my crypt tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite!
Kryptonite!
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Strychnine
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman mind
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman my anti-
Kryptonite.
Kryptonite.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite.
Kryptonite.
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman, I ate
Kryptonite
Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Kryptonite
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman, my kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman,
Mmm I ate Kryptonite
Mmm I ate Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman
My aching kryptonite
My aching kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Kryptonite
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side, my superhuman, my Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side
With my super view and my
Kryptonite
With my super view and my
Kryptonite
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite
"Kryptonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my sign
With my superhuman bind, kryptonite.
With my superhuman bind, kryptonite.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might, kryptonite.
With my superhuman might, kryptonite.
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my sock with my superhuman might.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might.
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I go crazy then will you still call me stupid head?
Original Lyrics:
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I go crazy
Then will you still call me a simple man?
If I’m arriving there
Will you be there holding my hair?
Then will you still call me a simple man?
If I’m arriving there
Will you be there holding my hair?
Original Lyrics:
If I go crazy
Then will you still call me Superman?
If I’m alive and well
Will you be there holding my hand?
Then will you still call me Superman?
If I’m alive and well
Will you be there holding my hand?
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm Aladdin, well, will you be there holding my hand?
Original Lyrics:
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm a lime then well, will you be there holding my hand?
Original Lyrics:
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere in the summertime
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere in the sense of time
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me crazy, but they used to call me Superman
Original Lyrics:
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
"Kryptonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You called me strong, you called me weak,
But still your sigarettes I will keep
But still your sigarettes I will keep
Original Lyrics:
You called me strong, you called me weak,
But still your secrets I will keep
But still your secrets I will keep
"Let Me Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I turned my back on the avenue
Original Lyrics:
And I turned my back on loving you
"Let Me Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all these feces fall apart
Original Lyrics:
And all those pieces fall apart
"Let Me Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In this world, there's real and Maybellene.
Original Lyrics:
In this world, there's real and make believe.
"Let Me Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So let me know
Just let me know.
Just let me know.
Original Lyrics:
So let me go
Just let me go.
Just let me go.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So take your elastic off my case
Original Lyrics:
So take your lies, get off my case
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your basket off my case.
Original Lyrics:
Take your lies, get off my case.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your elastic off my face.
Original Lyrics:
Take your lies, get off my case.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're getting closer
To pushing me off of the opposite ledge
To pushing me off of the opposite ledge
Original Lyrics:
You're getting closer
To pushing me off of life's little edge
To pushing me off of life's little edge
I heard this song on the radio at work, and I was singing what I thought the lyrics were. Then everybody else started hearing the same lyrics-- even after knowing the correct lyrics!
"Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh put me on a train woman
Original Lyrics:
Oh put me on a train mama
"When I'm Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my fans.
Original Lyrics:
I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends.
"When I'm Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rub me when I'm wrong
Original Lyrics:
Right me when I'm wrong
"When I'm Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rub me when I'm wrong
Original Lyrics:
Right me when I'm wrong
"When I'm Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap me when I'm gone.
Original Lyrics:
So love me when I'm gone.
"When I'm Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a mellow world inside of me
That you may never see.
That you may never see.
Original Lyrics:
There's another world inside of me
That you may never see.
That you may never see.
"When I'm Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's another world in sodomy
That you may never see.
That you may never see.
Original Lyrics:
There's another world inside of me
That you may never see.
That you may never see.
"When I'm Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you see Egyptian x-rays
or
When knowledge is an x-ray
or
When knowledge is an x-ray
Original Lyrics:
When your education X-ray
"When I'm Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're education's X-rated
Original Lyrics:
When your education X-ray
"When I'm Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrap me when I'm wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Right me when I'm wrong.
"When You're Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now those jeans can come undone
Original Lyrics:
Now those dreams can come undone
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