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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> T -> Rob Thomas
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rob Thomas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 40 misheard song lyrics for Rob Thomas on amIright currently.
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"Doesn't Feel Like Christmas (Samy's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back when we were yours
Original Lyrics:
Back when we were young
"Ever the Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were drunk for weeks
Original Lyrics:
We were drawn from the weeds
"I Am An Illusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the place where everything turns south
Original Lyrics:
I'm the place where everything turns sour
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can do your girlfriends.
Original Lyrics:
Like you do your girlfriends.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And let me do your girlfriends.
Original Lyrics:
Like you do your girlfriends.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could do your girlfriends.
Original Lyrics:
Like you do your girlfriends.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be Rolie Polie Olie
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be lonely no more
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be an angel no more
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be angry no more
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be lonely no more
I don't wanna have a face like this.
I don't wanna have a face like this.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be lonely no more
I don't wanna have to pay for this.
I don't wanna have to pay for this.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be lonely no more
I don't wanna have to pay for this
I don't wanna no the lover at my door
Just another holly on my list.
I don't wanna have to pay for this
I don't wanna no the lover at my door
Just another holly on my list.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be lonely no more
I don't wanna have to pay for this
I don't wanna no the lover at my door
Just another heartache on my list.
I don't wanna have to pay for this
I don't wanna no the lover at my door
Just another heartache on my list.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be an angry mob.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be angry no more.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be a lonely hobo
Original Lyrics:
I don’t want to be lonely no more
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be a moron no more
Original Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be lonely no more
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be an Indian no more
Original Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be angry no more
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be holy no more
Original Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be lonely no more
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be horny no more
Original Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be lonely no more
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna play oldies no more
Original Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be lonely no more
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is just another headache on my lips?
Original Lyrics:
Is just another heartache on my list?
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's hard for me when my heart's still on the mend
Open up to me-I could do your girlfriends.
Open up to me-I could do your girlfriends.
Original Lyrics:
Now it's hard for me when my heart's still on the mend
Open up to me-Like you do your girlfriends.
Open up to me-Like you do your girlfriends.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up to me or I can do your girlfriends.
Original Lyrics:
Open up to me like you do your girlfriends.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up to me
(I could do your girlfriends.)
(I could do your girlfriends.)
Original Lyrics:
Open up to me
(Llike you do your girlfriends.)
(Llike you do your girlfriends.)
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up to me
And I can do your girlfriends.
And I can do your girlfriends.
Original Lyrics:
Open up to me
Like you do your girlfriends.
Like you do your girlfriends.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up to me
And I could do your girlfriend.
And I could do your girlfriend.
Original Lyrics:
Open up to me
Like you do your girlfriends.
Like you do your girlfriends.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up to me
And I could do your girlfriends.
And I could do your girlfriends.
Original Lyrics:
Open up to me
Like you do your girlfriends.
Like you do your girlfriends.
"Lonely No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up to me
And let me do your girlfriend.
And let me do your girlfriend.
Original Lyrics:
Open up to me
Like you do your girlfriends.
Like you do your girlfriends.
"Mockingbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still that f***ing bird won't sing
Original Lyrics:
And still that mockingbird won't sing
"New York Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Radio compassion
Original Lyrics:
Bring your compassion
"New York Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Radio concussion
Original Lyrics:
Bring your compassion
"Something To Be" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna get a wonton.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna get walked on.
"Something To Be" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been looking for something to pee on.
Original Lyrics:
I've been looking for something to be.
"Streetcorner Symphony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear it?
or
Can you hear me?
or
Can you hear me?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel it?
"Streetcorner Symphony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fail it
Can you fail it?
Can you fail it?
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
"This Is How a Heart Breaks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was stretchin’
or
I was stretchy
or
I was stretchy
Original Lyrics:
I was stranded
"This Is How a Heart Breaks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is how a fart bakes
Original Lyrics:
This is how a heart breaks
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