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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Theme Songs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 461 misheard song lyrics for Theme Songs on amIright currently.
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"3-2-1 Contact"
Misheard Lyrics:
Contract to the secret
Original Lyrics:
Contact is the secret
"7th Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell them heaven
Original Lyrics:
7th Heaven
"7th Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The answer is home
Original Lyrics:
The answer is hope
"A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (Daniel Tiger)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At the loss of friends for you to make
Maybe let's play with make believe
Maybe let's play with make believe
Original Lyrics:
I've got lots of friends for you to meet
In this land of make believe
In this land of make believe
"A World for Us All (Digimon Frontier)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A world for a saul
Original Lyrics:
A world for us all
"A World for Us All (Digimon Frontier)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A world full of soul
Original Lyrics:
A world for us all
"Abby Hatcher"
Misheard Lyrics:
ABBA fraction, fuzzly cashier
Original Lyrics:
Abby Hatcher, Fuzzly Catcher
"All Animated Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach us sin that's gonna make us twitch
Original Lyrics:
Teach us, send us, Gordon. Make us twitch
"America, F*** Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Band's maid, f*** yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Band aids, f*** yeah!
From 'Team America: World Police'.
"Are You Being Served?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandpa's perfumery, stationary and leather goods
Original Lyrics:
Ground floor: perfumery, stationary and leather goods
"Are You Being Served?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground floor for shimmery, stationary and leather goods
Original Lyrics:
Ground floor: perfumery, stationary and leather goods
"Are You Being Served?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirts, socks, eye pads
Original Lyrics:
Shirts, socks, ties, hats.
I know it couldn't be "iPads" in the '70s but that's how I heard it.
"Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you smaller than a 5th grader?
Grab your pants and get a piece of paper
Grab your pants and get a piece of paper
Original Lyrics:
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Grab a pencil and a piece of paper
Grab a pencil and a piece of paper
"Astroblast!"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're up and out of space
In searching for the greatest face
In searching for the greatest face
Original Lyrics:
When you're up in outer space
And searching for the greatest place
And searching for the greatest place
"Bear In The Big Blue House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want some fun, ears wear?
Original Lyrics:
Want some fun? Here's where
"Bear In The Big Blue House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Igloo House.
To the Igloo House.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Big Blue House.
To the Big Blue House.
"Bear in the Big Blue House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the peekaboo house
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Big Blue House
"Bear in the Big Blue House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the people's house
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the big blue house
"Beetleborgs Metallix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter, Paul and Alex
Original Lyrics:
Beetleborgs Metallix
"Ben 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause he's the fattest kid who ever saved the day
Original Lyrics:
'Cause he's the baddest kid who ever saved the day
"Ben 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excited when an alien device did what it did.
Original Lyrics:
It started when an alien device did what it did.
"Ben 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting people and purple space
Original Lyrics:
Fighting off evil from earth or space
"Between the Lions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behold the tales
Beyond the trails
Beyond the trails
Original Lyrics:
Behold the tales
Beyond the tails
Beyond the tails
"Between the Lions"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world away
Original Lyrics:
The world awaits
"Big Bad Beetleborgs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Bad Pizza Boys
Original Lyrics:
Big Bad Beetleborgs
"Big Blue Marble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our difference is our problems.
Original Lyrics:
Our differences, our problems
"Blaze and the Monster Machines"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's flames in the Micro Machines
Original Lyrics:
It's Blaze and the Monster Machines
"Bobinogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're super friends
We're real bad too
(later)
When we found tomatoes,
We'll sing you a song
We're real bad too
(later)
When we found tomatoes,
We'll sing you a song
Original Lyrics:
We're a group of friends
We're in a band too
(later)
When we found some answers,
We'll sing you a song
We're in a band too
(later)
When we found some answers,
We'll sing you a song
"Boohbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear
Original Lyrics:
Boohbah
"Bookmice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three curious nights who love to read
Original Lyrics:
Three curious mice who love to read
"Caillou Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Growing up is not so tough, sex when I've had enough
Original Lyrics:
Growing up is not so tough, 'cept when I've had enough
"Caillou Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
My world is germy, gingy each day
Original Lyrics:
My world is turning, changing each day
"Caillou Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
My world is turnips, ching, ching, ching, ching
Original Lyrics:
My world is turning, changing each day
"Caillou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Growing up is not so tough
Said that I've had enough
Said that I've had enough
Original Lyrics:
Growing up is not so tough
'cept when I've had enough
'cept when I've had enough
"Caillou"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a candy store
Each day I go some more
I like exploring
I'll call you
Each day I go some more
I like exploring
I'll call you
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a kid who's 4
Each day I grow some more
I like exploring
I'm Caillou
Each day I grow some more
I like exploring
I'm Caillou
"Caillou"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a kid who scores
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a kid who's four
"Caillou"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a kid who's porn
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a kid who's four
"Caillou"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's lots of fun to find, Caillou
Original Lyrics:
There's lots of fun stuff, I'm Caillou.
"Candid Camera"
Misheard Lyrics:
No offensive humor
Original Lyrics:
How's your sense of humor?
"Candid Camera"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you least expect it
You're erected
You're erected
Original Lyrics:
When it's least expected
You're elected
You're elected
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Khruschev's due and I'll go wild.
Original Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kruchev's new and I know while.
Original Lyrics:
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kruschev's you and I are wild
Original Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cow that's gored a child Kruschev's due at Idlewild
Original Lyrics:
There's a scout group short a child Kruschev's due at Idlewild
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a scoundrel short of child
Khrushchev's loose and I know why
Khrushchev's loose and I know why
Original Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's nude and I go wild.
Khrushchev's nude and I go wild.
Original Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
Note: Idlewild is the original name of JFK International Airport.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a sculpture for a child
Who just threw an Idyllwild.
Who just threw an Idyllwild.
Original Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Khrushchev’s due and I don’t mind
Original Lyrics:
Khrushchev’s due at Idlewild
"Casper The Friendly Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper, The Friendly Ghost
Couldn't be better than me.
Couldn't be better than me.
Original Lyrics:
Casper, The Friendly Ghost
Couldn't be bad or mean.
Couldn't be bad or mean.
"Casper, The Friendly Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bone up phone a milkstand,
Children love them maw mose,
The kids all go belly flop him so,
Casper the friendly ghost
Children love them maw mose,
The kids all go belly flop him so,
Casper the friendly ghost
Original Lyrics:
Grown-ups don't understand
Why children love him the most.
But kids all know
That he loves them so,
Casper the friendly ghost.
Why children love him the most.
But kids all know
That he loves them so,
Casper the friendly ghost.
"Casper, The Friendly Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grown-ups fight
Look at him with fright
Look at him with fright
Original Lyrics:
The grown-ups might
Look at him with fright
Look at him with fright
"Casper, The Friendly Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grown-ups fight
In an endless fight
In an endless fight
Original Lyrics:
The grown-ups might
Look at him with fright
Look at him with fright
"Cat-Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta wrap the butter
Gotta try to get along.
Gotta try to get along.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta rise above it
Gotta try to get along.
Gotta try to get along.
"Cat-Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and they called it Little Sir
A baby was born and they called it Little Sir
Original Lyrics:
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One dine day with a wolf and a bird
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr', a baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr', a baby was born and it caused a little stir.
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born in a garbage truck.
A baby was born in a garbage truck.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born, and it caused a little stir.
A baby was born, and it caused a little stir.
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
A baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
"Catdog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat Dog Fat dog
Original Lyrics:
Cat dog Cat dog
"Catdog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day when a wolf met a bird
A baby was boarded in a closet and disturbed
A baby was boarded in a closet and disturbed
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it cause a little stir.
A baby was born and it cause a little stir.
"Catdog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a wolf and a bird
A baby was born and it caused a little sister.
A baby was born and it caused a little sister.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it cause a little stir.
A baby was born and it cause a little stir.
"Chowder Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
you scurry on up and then you're done
Original Lyrics:
You stir it all up and when you're done
"Clifford the Big Red Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clifford me and Emily
Original Lyrics:
Clifford needed Emily
"Clifford the Big Red Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clifford's so royal
Original Lyrics:
Clifford's so loyal
"Count Duckula (Closing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man you gotta brush your teeth, Duckula
Original Lyrics:
Man, you've had a brush with Duckula.
"Count Duckula (Opening)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heart of Pennsylvania
With the vampire pulled a finger.
With the vampire pulled a finger.
Original Lyrics:
In the heart of Transylvania
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah.
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah.
"Count Duckula (Opening)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want bite a piece of man?
'Cause you don't know how he hacks.
'Cause you don't know how he hacks.
Original Lyrics:
He won't bite beast or man
'Cause he's a vegetarian.
'Cause he's a vegetarian.
"Cyberchase"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of this world
Original Lyrics:
Cosmic worlds
"Cyberchase"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plastic world
Original Lyrics:
Cosmic world
"Cyberchase"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll stay together all the time
Original Lyrics:
We'll stick together all the time
"Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I caught lots of friends from you to me
Original Lyrics:
I got lots of friends for you to meet
"Dark And Dirty"
Misheard Lyrics:
How we wished that dark and dirty
Nourished everywhere!
Nourished everywhere!
Original Lyrics:
How we wished that dark and dirty
Flourished everywhere!
Flourished everywhere!
From the 'My Little Pony' TV show, Episode 3 'The End of Flutter Valley, Part 3'
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Madame Currie.
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey.
[Ed.'s note: There was an earlier entry for this same misheard passage, I'm just wondering how some listeners can mishear a spoken line from an otherwise instrumental soap theme. But then again, others wonder how MacDonald Carey can still say this line several years after his death (April 4, 1994).]
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my dumb old carrot
And these are the days of our lives.
And these are the days of our lives.
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey
And these are the Days Of Our Lives.
And these are the Days Of Our Lives.
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my gum care and these are the days of our lives
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey and these are the Days of Our Lives.
Deaf in one ear, Can't hear out the other adds: "This was the first version where MacDonald Carey had said the line. In the second version it is spoken a bit more clearly. Was it because it was commonly misheard?"
"Dexter's Laboratory (ending credits theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the doom barrel, past the bolted door.
Original Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door.
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Deedee blows his experiments, to steal the rings
Original Lyrics:
But Deedee blows his experiments to smithereens
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door.
Original Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door.
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter the doom, peril, past the vaulted door
Original Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door.
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intellectual barrel; past the bolted door...
Original Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door...
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Past the golden door
Original Lyrics:
Past the bolted door
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
but Dee Dee brought up to be his queen
Original Lyrics:
But Deedee blows his experiments to smithereens
Thank you Zack Issac Sanchez.
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon are the cow counch
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon are the garlic trucktales
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon digital monsters digimon garlic shopkins
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon Garlic Champions
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon Garlic Chunkens
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon garlic junkhills
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, did you go monsters,
Digimon card of junkies
Digimon card of junkies
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
Digimon are the champions.
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, digital champions
Digimon garther champions
Digimon garther champions
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
Digimon are the champions.
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, digital hamsters, Digimon are chimpions
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon car the champions.
Digimon car the champions.
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
Digimon are the champions.
"Doc McStuffins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in, let the music begin
The doc is in!
The doc is in!
Original Lyrics:
Come and let the visit begin
The doc is in!
The doc is in!
"Doc McStuffins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the baby begin, the doc is in!
Original Lyrics:
Come, let the visit begin, the doc is in!
"Dora the Explorer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boots is super cool, and so is Dora
Original Lyrics:
Boots and super cool exploradora
"Dora the Explorer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it super cool, master of Dora
Original Lyrics:
Boots and super cool explora Dora
"Dora the Explorer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be away
Original Lyrics:
You can lead the way
"Duck Tales (Finnish)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your arms are broken.
Original Lyrics:
Ja Anstad laukee
"Elinor Wonders Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's so much to learn,
Bread will return
Bread will return
Original Lyrics:
There's so much to learn,
Wherever you turn
Wherever you turn
"Elinor Wonders Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
This isn't easy, come and wander with me
Original Lyrics:
Just listen and see, come and wonder with me
"Elinor Wonders Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're red in eye cold
A sea picks then I want to know
A sea picks then I want to know
Original Lyrics:
Wherever I go
I see things that I want to know
I see things that I want to know
"Elinor Wonders Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
What'd your bus say and how did I fly?
Original Lyrics:
Why do birds sing and how do they fly?
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Airshie Beshie, Ju-mush a-fan
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy engine man engie Benjy jollop and Dan
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy shut up and drive
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jonathon Dunn
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Tel-a-ma-naarge
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, jump up and down
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, shut up and die
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, shut up and down.
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enjy Benjy commit suicide!
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Fables of the Green Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Green Forrest
The Green Forrest
Reddy and Redtail
Fight.
The Green Forrest
Reddy and Redtail
Fight.
Original Lyrics:
In the Green Forest
The Green Forest
You will see an occasional
Fight.
The Green Forest
You will see an occasional
Fight.
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be sent up to his room, smoking instantly.
Original Lyrics:
Doom and gloom up in his room, is broken instantly.
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the gloom and doom up in his room
is broken instantly
By a pair of little fish that turn his every wish
into reality!
is broken instantly
By a pair of little fish that turn his every wish
into reality!
Original Lyrics:
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'cause in reality...
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'cause in reality...
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doom and gloom up in his room
Someone who can instantly
Find the magic little fish who grants every wish
For each reacted Timmy
Someone who can instantly
Find the magic little fish who grants every wish
For each reacted Timmy
Original Lyrics:
But gloom and doom up in his room is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doom and gloom up in his room
Someone who can, instantly
Someone who can, instantly
Original Lyrics:
The doom and gloom up in his room
Is broken instantly
Is broken instantly
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loady brownie things
Original Lyrics:
Floaty crowny things
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy is in gabbage can that no one understands
Original Lyrics:
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy: Obtuse, rubber goose, screen us, poppages
Original Lyrics:
Timmy: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tune with prunes up in his room
Strum again instantly.
Strum again instantly.
Original Lyrics:
Doom and gloom up in his room, is broken instantly.
"Fairly OddParents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy is an average kit
Original Lyrics:
Timmy is an average kid
"Fairly OddParents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy ain't your average kid
Original Lyrics:
Timmy is an average kid
"Fairly OddParents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Found a joint up in his room
And smoked it instantly
With his plastic little fish who grant his every wish.
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Found a joint up in his room
And smoked it instantly
With his plastic little fish who grant his every wish.
Original Lyrics:
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish.
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish.
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ch work
Original Lyrics:
Bed twerp
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bat twerp!
or
Beg, twerp!
or
Beg, twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Bed, twerp!
Sung by the character Vicki.
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Bed, twerp!
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Has been in his room, stuck and gains Stimmy
Original Lyrics:
The gloom and doom up in his room, is broken instantly
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes you wish that you were a kid with fairly oddparents
Original Lyrics:
It flips your lid when you are a kid with fairly oddparents
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him comments
Bad twerp!
Bad twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Bed, twerp!
Bed, twerp!
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vikki: Bad twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Vikki: Bed, twerp!
"Felix The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever when he needs a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
Original Lyrics:
Whenever he is in a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
"Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitch!
Original Lyrics:
Fetch!
"Fighting Through the Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghaleon gets the power
Original Lyrics:
Valiant 'gainst the power
Opening to Lunar: The Silver Star
"Fighting Through the Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stewie must press on
Original Lyrics:
Still we must press on
"Financial Safari"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roast beef…roast beef…
Original Lyrics:
Coach Pete…Coach Pete…
"Franny's Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be away to places never seen
Original Lyrics:
I'll lead the way to places never seen
"G.I. Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
He never gives up
He'll stay Tuesday night
When G. I. Joe will dare!
He'll stay Tuesday night
When G. I. Joe will dare!
Original Lyrics:
He never gives up
He'll stay till the fight's won
G. I. Joe will dare!
He'll stay till the fight's won
G. I. Joe will dare!
"G.I. Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's G. I. Joe against Cobra and Jethro.
Original Lyrics:
It's G. I. Joe against Cobra and Destro.
"Garfield and Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banda la banda! Ay caramba!
Original Lyrics:
Samba! La Bamba! Ay Caramba!
"Girl Stuff Boy Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
False shoes
Original Lyrics:
Fast shoes
"Gotta Go Fast (Sonic X theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We kissed their tock around.
Original Lyrics:
Quickest hedgehog around
"Graham Kerr's Kitchen"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's rarely 2 programs in 1
Original Lyrics:
It's really 2 programs in 1
"Gullah Gullah Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the nice sunny weather
Original Lyrics:
In the bright sunny weather
"Gullah Gullah Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the price of the weather
Original Lyrics:
In the bright sunny weather
"H.R. Pufnstuf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't do a little 'cause you can't do that
Original Lyrics:
Can't do a little 'cause you can't do enough
"H.R. Pufnstuf"
Misheard Lyrics:
From her broom-broom in the skies
She watched her plans with teary old eyes.
She watched her plans with teary old eyes.
Original Lyrics:
From her vroom-broom in the skies
She watched her plans materialize.
She watched her plans materialize.
"Hamtaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds come from it.
Original Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds, krrmp krrmp krrmp.
"Hamtaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds that come from
Original Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds, krump krump krump
"Heathcliff (Opening Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should, terrify the neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, blaming friends on everyone.
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, blaming friends on everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should, terrify the neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone.
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone.
"Heathcliff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go in shoes, terrify the neighborhood.
Original Lyrics:
No one should terrify the neighborhood.
"I'm from Another Dimension"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm talking puppets
Original Lyrics:
I'm talking puppies
Opening theme to Star Vs. The Forces of Evil
"It's A Big Big World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby fop for you and me
Original Lyrics:
Big enough for you and me
"It's a Big Big World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Bop for you and me
Original Lyrics:
Big enough for you and me
"Jem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jem, Jem is asitement.
Original Lyrics:
Jem, Jem is excitement.
"JoJo's Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin your hands like wieners.
Original Lyrics:
Spin your hands like beaters.
"Kirby"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what we do best and end indeed.
Original Lyrics:
That's what we do best at N.M.E.
"Let's Go! (Peter Rabbit 2012 theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll tell a whore in every fence and every home
Original Lyrics:
We'll tear a hole in every fence and every wall
"Li'l Elvis Jones and the Truckstoppers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm wrecking society
Original Lyrics:
And Mum reckons I'm a sign of the King
"Lidsville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lidsville is the pick-pick-pickiest
Original Lyrics:
Lidsville is the kick-kick-kickiest
"Little Einsteins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone to rock it
Wrap it up now
Wrap it up now
Original Lyrics:
Everyone to rocket
Rev it up now
Rev it up now
"Little Einsteins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape you up now
Original Lyrics:
Rev it up now
"Little Einsteins"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going on a trip and we're never coming back
Original Lyrics:
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
"Little Einsteins"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going on a trip in our favorite chocolate chip
Original Lyrics:
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
"Little Einsteins"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going on a trip in our favorite rockin' s***
Original Lyrics:
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
"Madeline (Season 1)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Madeline, she's Madeline, we hope you're feeling great!
Original Lyrics:
She's Madeline, she's Madeline, we hope you have it straight!
"Maggie and the Ferocious Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
To nowhere man
Original Lyrics:
To Nowhere Land
"Maggie and the Ferocious Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Maggie and the Rojest beef
Original Lyrics:
With Maggie and the ferocious beast
"Maya and Miguel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging with family and friends that's for sure
Original Lyrics:
Hanging with family and friends that's the start
"Maya and Miguel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helping with family and friends
Original Lyrics:
Hanging with family and friends
"Miffy and Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go out and pray
Original Lyrics:
Let's go out and play
"Miffy and Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miffy… Bad friends!
Original Lyrics:
Miffy… And friends!
"Mighty Machines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Body Machines
Original Lyrics:
Mighty Machines
"Mighty Machines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mighty machines, friggin' mighty machines
Original Lyrics:
Mighty machines, big and mighty machines
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And your monitor is mine.
And your monitor is mine.
Original Lyrics:
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind.
And we'll monitor his mind.
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
In an optimistic future
Original Lyrics:
In the not too distant future
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another basic red job suit
Original Lyrics:
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
You jerk
Original Lyrics:
Future
"Nanalan'"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, no, no
Original Lyrics:
Na-na-na
"No Ordinary Girl (H2O: Just Add Water Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover up, it just gets better
Original Lyrics:
Come along, it just gets better
"Once Upon A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids stuff with grievous experience
Original Lyrics:
Kids stuff with previous experience
"Once Upon A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids stuff with medium ingredients
Original Lyrics:
Kids stuff with previous experience
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on tight, Ann Romano, too.
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
Original Lyrics:
So hold on tight and we'll muddle through
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hold on tight.
Any mom won't do one day at a time. (One day at a time)
Any mom won't do one day at a time. (One day at a time)
Original Lyrics:
So hold on tight
And we'll muddle through one day at a time. (One day at a time)
And we'll muddle through one day at a time. (One day at a time)
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why bother me, (why bother me)?
Somewhere there's music playing.
Somewhere there's music playing.
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet, (up on your feet)
Somewhere there's music playing.
Somewhere there's music playing.
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is it (this is it)
This is light, what you kid, so go and half of all
This is it (this is it)
Stray ahead and rest of should
You camping should all
So why your hand Joe the view
Keep on doing what ya do
Old dong tang, woe mud a too
One day at a time (one day at a time)
So wop on the deluxe harmony, and there's a new-born ba-by
Don't you had enough? A-just pinch that leg off!
One day at a time.
This is light, what you kid, so go and half of all
This is it (this is it)
Stray ahead and rest of should
You camping should all
So why your hand Joe the view
Keep on doing what ya do
Old dong tang, woe mud a too
One day at a time (one day at a time)
So wop on the deluxe harmony, and there's a new-born ba-by
Don't you had enough? A-just pinch that leg off!
One day at a time.
Original Lyrics:
This is it. This is it
This is life, the one you get
So go and have a ball
This is it. This is it
Straight ahead and rest assured
You can't be sure at all.
So while you're here, enjoy the view
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight, and we'll muddle through
One day at a time, one day at a time.
So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.
This is life, the one you get
So go and have a ball
This is it. This is it
Straight ahead and rest assured
You can't be sure at all.
So while you're here, enjoy the view
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight, and we'll muddle through
One day at a time, one day at a time.
So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whop 'em beef! Somewhere there's music playing!
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet, (up on your feet)
Somewhere there's music playing.
Somewhere there's music playing.
"One Day at a Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on tight. Don't know what Ms Romano might do,
One day at a time
One day at a time
Original Lyrics:
So hold on tight and we'll muddle through
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
"One Day at a Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So walk on the beach
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet
"One Day at a Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So walk on your feet
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet
"One Day at a Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So wipe off your feet (wipe off your feet!)
Calm down there's Susan playing
Don de wah de don
Jesus shake the wally con!
Calm down there's Susan playing
Don de wah de don
Jesus shake the wally con!
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.
"One Day at a Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So wop on the beat
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet
"One Day at a Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is miss
Original Lyrics:
This is it
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gayo, gayo, oh, ho!
Original Lyrics:
Yah-o, yah-o, uh, oh!
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go. Yo-ho.
Original Lyrics:
Yah-o yah-o yah-o. Uh, oh.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go, gotta go.
Original Lyrics:
Yah-yo, yah-yo.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
He stands alone just like a samurai
And an M. A. D. why Nami's not shy!
And an M. A. D. why Nami's not shy!
Original Lyrics:
His names Zolo, he's just a samurai
And a L. A. D. Y. Nami's not shy!
And a L. A. D. Y. Nami's not shy!
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace made of rubber.
Original Lyrics:
He's made of rubber.
An anime theme.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece made of rubber.
Original Lyrics:
He's made of rubber.
An anime theme.
"Out of the Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the box
Original Lyrics:
Out of the Box
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the shirt, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, turn the lights.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh monsieur, don the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, turn the lights.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the cheers, oh the lights
This is it, from Brooklyn Heights
This is it, from Brooklyn Heights
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, we'll hit the heights
This is it, we'll hit the heights
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, cut the lights.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overturn, cut the lights
or
Oh, for sure, cut the lights
or
Oh, for sure, cut the lights
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh monsieur, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, cure the lights
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, cut the lights, this is it the night of nights,
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more rehearsing and nursing apart
Original Lyrics:
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh McChaugh, cut the lights
This is it, the night of nights
No Morrie Hussein discussin' a part
We know every part by heart
Oh McChaugh, cut the lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And oh, what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
(brief instrumental interlude and parade of characters)
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it!
This is it, the night of nights
No Morrie Hussein discussin' a part
We know every part by heart
Oh McChaugh, cut the lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And oh, what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
(brief instrumental interlude and parade of characters)
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it!
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to-nigh o' nights
No more rehearsing or sing-a-par
We know every fart by heart
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt.
This is it, to-nigh o' nights
No more rehearsing or sing-a-par
We know every fart by heart
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight the heights will hilt
On with the show Mr. Schimdt
On with the show Mr. Schimdt
or
Tonight the lights we'll hit
On with the show, Messersmith
On with the show, Messersmith
or
Tonight the lights we'll hit
On with the show, Messersmith
On with the show, Messersmith
Original Lyrics:
Tonight the heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it
On with the show this is it
"PAW Patrol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa Roach, Papa Roach
Whenever urine trouble
Whenever urine trouble
Original Lyrics:
PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol
Whenever you're in trouble
Whenever you're in trouble
"PJ Masks"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause bedtime is the right time for high crime
or
'cause bedtime is the nighttime for high crime
or
'cause bedtime is the nighttime for high crime
Original Lyrics:
'cause bedtime is the right time to fight crime
"PJ Masks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz bedtime is the right time to f**k off
Original Lyrics:
Cuz bedtime is the right time to fight crime
"Pajanimals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream a little dream with sweet pea soup
Original Lyrics:
Dream a little dream with Sweet Pea Sue
"Pajanimals"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Abandomals
Original Lyrics:
The Pajanimals
"Pappyland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deed to Pappyland
Original Lyrics:
He drew Pappyland
"Pappyland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pappy Drewitt
Original Lyrics:
Pappy drew it
"Party Party Join Us Join Us (Shin-Chan theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, wicked vacation, mom.
Original Lyrics:
Yo, Reggae vacation, mon
"Pepper Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
watch her knit her own beret
Original Lyrics:
marching in her own parade
"Pop-Up Video"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been to Pop-Up Video
Original Lyrics:
Pop into Pop-Up Video
"Rainbow Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain or shine
Original Lyrics:
Rainbow Brite
"Robin Hood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his bender men.
Original Lyrics:
Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his band of men.
Theme from the 1953 show, produced by the BBC.
"Rolie Polie Olie"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's small and smart around
Original Lyrics:
He's small and smart and round
"Rolie Polie Olie"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's small and spurt and round
Original Lyrics:
He's small and smart and round
"Rollie Pollie Ollie Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's small and smurf and round and in the land of boys and girls he's the smallest kid in town
Original Lyrics:
He's small and smart and round and in the land of curves and curls he's the swellest kid around
"Rollie Pollie Ollie Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way up high in the rollie pollie sky
is a little round planet of a weird space guy
is a little round planet of a weird space guy
Original Lyrics:
Way up high in the rollie pollie sky
is a little round planet of a really nice guy
is a little round planet of a really nice guy
"Rosie's Rules"
Misheard Lyrics:
So much to chain a bat from Rosie's Rules
Original Lyrics:
So much to cheer about for Rosie's Rules
"Rosie's Rules"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rose seeks rules
Original Lyrics:
They're Rosie's Rules
"Round the Twist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever heard
Of a thought like this?
How strange things happen
When you're going round the twist
Of a thought like this?
How strange things happen
When you're going round the twist
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever
Ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened?
Are you going round the twist?
Ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened?
Are you going round the twist?
"Ruff And Reddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when they need each other's hats
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
Original Lyrics:
But when they need each other that's
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
"Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on your, hop on your
Sagwa shewada hop on your
Sagwa shewada hop on your
Original Lyrics:
Hao peng you, hao peng you,
Sagwa shi wo de hao peng you Hao peng you, hao peng you,
Sagwa shi wo de hao peng you...
Sagwa shi wo de hao peng you Hao peng you, hao peng you,
Sagwa shi wo de hao peng you...
"Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sages, you’re adventurous
Original Lyrics:
Sagwa, you're my best friend
"Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sagwa is my best friend
or
Someone is my best friend
or
Someone is my best friend
Original Lyrics:
Sagwa, you're my best friend
"Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sagwa nyo, sagwa nyo
Original Lyrics:
Hao peng yo, hao peng yo
"Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sagwa yo adventure
Original Lyrics:
Sagwa, you're my best friend
"Sailor Moon Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret powers also neuter her
Original Lyrics:
Secret powers all so new to her
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my mouth starts a yawnin'.
Original Lyrics:
And my 'larm gives out a warnin'.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the teacher pumps a "tsk"
I know I'm gonna miss
I know I'm gonna miss
Original Lyrics:
If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess
I know I'm in a mess
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding home in my Chev
She won't know that I left.
She won't know that I left.
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there.
She won't know that I'm there.
'Chev' as in 'Chevrolet'
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding home in my chair
Original Lyrics:
Riding low in my chair
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And as much as I don't wanna
And as much as I don't wanna
Original Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm gives out a warning.
And the alarm gives out a warning.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And the laundry's out of order.
And the laundry's out of order.
Original Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm gives out a warning.
And the alarm gives out a warning.
Because of the way the song and melody are written, the first "a" in "alarm" cannot be heard.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Write a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
She won't know that I'm there
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
She won't know that I'm there
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Write alone in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can have it in Toronto
It'll be alright.
or
Leave a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
She won't know that I'm there
If I can have it in Toronto
It'll be alright.
or
Leave a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
"Saved by the Bell: The College Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sending my titties 'til tomorrow
And I won't believe how far I go
And I won't believe how far I go
Original Lyrics:
I'm standing at the edge of tomorrow
And it's all up to me how far I go
And it's all up to me how far I go
"Saved by the Bell: The College Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my time for Cream of Wheat
Original Lyrics:
It's my time to break away
"Saved by the Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I donated my homework last night
Original Lyrics:
And the dog ate all my homework last night
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you Xavier Cougat?
Original Lyrics:
Can you tell me how to get?
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you tell me how'd you get
How'd you get to Sesame Street?
How'd you get to Sesame Street?
Original Lyrics:
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?
How to get to Sesame Street?
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friedly neighbors there, that wear swell Tee's.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly [derogatory term for African-Americans] there, that's where we meet.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors say that's where we wee.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that wear double dee's
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there that swear at me.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
On my way to where the air is clean
Original Lyrics:
On my way to where the air is sweet
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
On my way to where the airwaves meet
Original Lyrics:
On my way to where the air is sweet
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day, sleepin' on clouds away
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day, sleeping up clouds away.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day, sleeping up, tots a way.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the clock away.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the cows away
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweep enough. Clouds away!
Sweep enough. Clouds away!
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
Sweepin' the clouds away
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' up clouds away
On my why to where the air raids free.
Sweepin' up clouds away
On my why to where the air raids free.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sleep at night
Clouds away
Sleep at night
Clouds away
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
Sweepin' the clouds away
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny days
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny neighbor zet, that's where we leave.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George They're up any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George clear up any mystery.
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George there's a parrot mystery
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George clear up any mystery
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George there's a petty mystery
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George clear up any mystery
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George,
The crimebusters are fishy
The crimebusters are fishy
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George,
The crimebusters of the sea
The crimebusters of the sea
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George, they’ll go down in history
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George clear up any mystery.
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Fearing any mystery.
Fearing any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Clear up any mystery.
Clear up any mystery.
"Shining Time Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow the radar sun
Original Lyrics:
Follow the Rainbow Sun
"Shining Time Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read for the steam, read for the whistle
Original Lyrics:
Reach for the steam, reach for the whistle
"Shop 'til You Drop (2003 closing theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a game full of prizes and a feud of prizes
Original Lyrics:
It's a game full of prizes and a few surprises
"Sonic The Hedgehog"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the fastest thing in my life.
Original Lyrics:
He's the fastest thing alive.
"Sonic Underground Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Triplets porn
Original Lyrics:
Triplets born
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No double relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No talk or relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time for relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No top of relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Soupe Opera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Superhero
Original Lyrics:
Soupe opéra
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adventure's waitin', just a hack.
Original Lyrics:
Adventure's waitin' just ahead.
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Racer, Donkey Racer, Donkey Racer ho!
Original Lyrics:
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer go!
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dopey racer, dopey racer, dopey racer ho!
Original Lyrics:
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer go!
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghost Eraser, Ghost Eraser, Ghost Eraser go!
Original Lyrics:
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer go!
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghostly racer, ghostly racer, ghostly racer go!
Original Lyrics:
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer go!
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gummi racer, Gummi Racer Gum.
Original Lyrics:
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a demon and he's gonna be Jason or someone.
Original Lyrics:
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can'tcha see? just like eyes
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches fat, juicy flies.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies.
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches fleas just like flies
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like lice
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like mice
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like thighs
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves just likewise
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves, an' he sighs.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome friend, he's adored
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves
Just likewise
Welcome friends, si senor.
Just likewise
Welcome friends, si senor.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves
Just like flies
Wealth and fame, he ignores.
Just like flies
Wealth and fame, he ignores.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spins a web, an' he sighs
Catches thieves just like flies
Catches thieves just like flies
Original Lyrics:
Spins a web
Any size
Catches thieves
Just like flies
Any size
Catches thieves
Just like flies
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spins a web
Any size
Can'tcha see?
Just like eyes.
And
Welcome thing, he's ignored.
Any size
Can'tcha see?
Just like eyes.
And
Welcome thing, he's ignored.
Original Lyrics:
Spins a web
Any size
Catches thieves
Just like flies
And
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
Any size
Catches thieves
Just like flies
And
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome friend! Geese in yorn
Action is his reward
Action is his reward
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome friend! Geese is yorn
Action is his reward
Action is his reward
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome friends, si senor
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcomed, friend? He's ignored.
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome him, he ignores.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friends, he's New York.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' plug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
He's got radio actin' plug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tune in
Original Lyrics:
To him
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome in, he's ignored.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
Theme from the original Spiderman cartoon series (1967).
"SpongeBob SquarePants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under disease?
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
"SpongeBob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
His nautical nonsense is some thing you wish.
Original Lyrics:
If nautical nonsense be something you wish.
"Spongebob Squarepants (German)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When want and no 'anana s*** mia
Original Lyrics:
Wer wohnt in ner ananas ganz tief in meer?
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
...be something Jewish
Original Lyrics:
...be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives in a pineapple under the sink.
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
If nuptial nonsense be something you wish.
Original Lyrics:
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then drop on the deck and float like a fish
Original Lyrics:
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then drop on the dick and float like a fish
Original Lyrics:
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then grab on a yak and flub like a fish
Original Lyrics:
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then rub on a dick and float like a fish
Original Lyrics:
Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who lives like a pirate that's under the sea
Sponge Bob square fans!
Sponge Bob square fans!
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
You drop like the dead and flirt like a b**ch!
Original Lyrics:
Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!
"Steven Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Christmas germs
Original Lyrics:
We are the crystal gems
"Stop The Pigeon (Theme from Dastardly and Muttley)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Zilly, where are you going?
It's not worth a chance.
For you will be returned by the state of your pants.
It's not worth a chance.
For you will be returned by the state of your pants.
Original Lyrics:
You Zilly, where are you going?
It's not worth a chance.
For you will be returned by the seat of your pants.
It's not worth a chance.
For you will be returned by the seat of your pants.
Full name of the TV show is "Dastardly & Muttley In Their Flying Machines", but that won't fit in the box.
"Stop The Pigeon (Theme from Dastardly and Muttley)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You silly, stop sneaking, it's not worth a chance
Original Lyrics:
You, Zilly! Stop sneaking, it's not worth a chance
The song does NOT say anything remotely resembling "Hey Zilly, where are you going?"
"Super Mario World Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's about a froggie blast
Original Lyrics:
It's a blast from the past
"Super Mario World Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoshi and the Princess are giving them a ham
Original Lyrics:
Yoshi and the Princess are giving them a hand
"Sweet Valley High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look right down in a crowded hall
Original Lyrics:
Look right down any crowded hall
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys will come and slash
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys cut him no slack
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donatello blumpkins memes
Original Lyrics:
Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donatello dunks machines
Original Lyrics:
Donatello does machines
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donatello dust machine
Original Lyrics:
Donatello does machines
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heroes in a hard shell
Original Lyrics:
Heroes in a half shell
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heroes in a nut shell
Original Lyrics:
Heroes in a half shell
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leonardo leads Donatello's dust machine.
Original Lyrics:
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leonardo leads
Donatello's death machines.
Donatello's death machines.
Original Lyrics:
Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines.
Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but crude.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but crude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but cruel.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but crude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but crude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
These turtle boards don't cut him no slack.
Original Lyrics:
These turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're heroes in a half show
And agree.
And agree.
Original Lyrics:
They're heroes in a half-shell
And they're green.
And they're green.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're greedy! (Hey, get a grip!)
Original Lyrics:
They heroes in a half-shell and they're green! (Hey, get a grip!)
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're greedy!
Original Lyrics:
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the world's most awesome fighting teens.
Original Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome banging team.
Original Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome fighting teens.
Original Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't come in no slacks.
Those turtle boys don't come in no slacks.
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder of tax
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the evil shredded-up tax
Those turtle powers pump to the max
Those turtle powers pump to the max
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
"The Adventures of Dudley the Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you walk into traffic?
Original Lyrics:
Can you walk like a dragon?
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's the story from another lady
Original Lyrics:
Here's the story of a lovely lady
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing us three very lovely girls
Who was bringing us three very lovely girls
Original Lyrics:
Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's the story of another lady
Original Lyrics:
Here's the story of a lovely lady
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
That this group was somehow for my family
Original Lyrics:
That this crew would somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
That this troup must somehow form a family
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family.
Yeah my wife told me I was an idiot
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady et this Jell-O
or
Then the one day when this lady can p!$$ yellow
or
Then the one day when this lady can p!$$ yellow
Original Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady met this fellow
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady, Mrs. Spello
Original Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady met this fellow
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then they screwed and somehow formed a family.
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then they screwed, and somehow formed a family
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They must screw to somehow form a family
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were bored and lived all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were born and, living all together
Yet they were all alone.
Yet they were all alone.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men, living all together
Yet they were all alone.
Yet they were all alone.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were foremen, living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men, living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were form and living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men, living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were form, and living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were four and living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till one day when the lady met this fellow
Any they knew it was much more than a lunch
That this crew was somehow for my family
That's the way we all became the Brady bunch.
Any they knew it was much more than a lunch
That this crew was somehow for my family
That's the way we all became the Brady bunch.
Original Lyrics:
Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a family
That's the way they all became the Brady bunch.
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a family
That's the way they all became the Brady bunch.
"The Bugaloos"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bungalows
Original Lyrics:
The Bugaloos
"The Bugaloos"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Mother Goose
Original Lyrics:
The Bugaloos
"The Busy World of Richard Scarry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything that's something new and you're invited too.
A busy, busy town, it's time to watch the show.
A busy, busy town, it's time to watch the show.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday there's something new and you're invited, too
Come visit Busytown, it's time to watch the show.
Come visit Busytown, it's time to watch the show.
"The Busy World of Richard Scarry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's such a busy world of Busytown
Original Lyrics:
It's such a busy world in Busytown
"The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of our adventures start like dad
Original Lyrics:
All of our adventures start like that
"The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a real fine cat!
Original Lyrics:
He knows a lot about that!
"The Chica Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the cheaper show
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to The Chica Show
"The Cleveland Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
this is the cleavage show
Original Lyrics:
this is The Cleveland Show
"The Honeymooners"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie Grease and The Honeymooners
Original Lyrics:
Jackie Gleason...The Honeymooner
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Change his life.
Original Lyrics:
Jane, his wife!
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat more chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Meet George Jetson.
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
His sport Elroy, Father Judy, Jane is right
Original Lyrics:
His son elroy, Daughter Judy, Jane his wife
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane is white!
Original Lyrics:
Jane, his wife!
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, George Jetson!
Original Lyrics:
Here’s George Jetson!
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's George Jetson!
Original Lyrics:
Meet George Jetson!
"The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh Bear, I know he's Sal Bear.
Original Lyrics:
Pooh Bear, I know he's out there.
"The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear, I know he's lousy
Original Lyrics:
Pooh bear, I know he's out there
"The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear, I know he's somewhere
Original Lyrics:
Pooh bear, I know he's out there
"The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wherever U go, O won't U take a glaze?
Original Lyrics:
Wherever U go, O won't U take me, please?
"The Nutshack"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Nother one, Cherry Pie; she's still a virgin.
Original Lyrics:
And the ripe Cherry Pie, still a virgin
"The Nutshack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the pier
Original Lyrics:
Phil's from 'cisco, Jack's from the P.I.
"The Nutshack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonder why Cherry Pie's still a virgin?
Original Lyrics:
And the ripe Cherry Pie, still a virgin
"The Porky Pig Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crowd around all along the room
And find yourself with a seat
And find yourself with a seat
Original Lyrics:
Promenade all around the room
And find yourself with a seat
And find yourself with a seat
"The Scooby Doo Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help Scooby Doo imported from a spooky ghost
Original Lyrics:
While Scooby Doo is runnin' from a spooky ghost
"The Spectacular Spider-Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on an egg, buying crime, spinning webs.
Original Lyrics:
Living on the edge, fighting crime, spinning webs.
"The Tick"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're green, you've got that dream now.
Original Lyrics:
Da dweeee, da da da dwee dow.
"The Transformers theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robots in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Robots in disguise
"The Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the boys
Original Lyrics:
This is the voice
"The World of David the Gnome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds that chalk and fish that sting
Original Lyrics:
Birds that talk and fish that sing
"The World of David the Gnome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frozen lizards and fairy kings
or
Frozen wizards and fairy kings
or
Frozen wizards and fairy kings
Original Lyrics:
Trolls and wizards and fairy kings
"The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss (season 1)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scatter in a shuttle
Water in a puddle
Through the middle of the mutter
And get your feet down to Mulberry Street
Water in a puddle
Through the middle of the mutter
And get your feet down to Mulberry Street
Original Lyrics:
Scuddle and a shuddle
Waddle in a puddle
Through the middle of the muddle
And edge your feet down to Wubbulous Street
Waddle in a puddle
Through the middle of the muddle
And edge your feet down to Wubbulous Street
"The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss (season 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna have a wondrous kind of day now!
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna have a wubbulous kind of day now!
"Theodore Tugboat"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Arbor Mist, too
Original Lyrics:
And the Harbor Master, too
"This Week in Baseball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo! You're on.
Original Lyrics:
Mel, you're on.
"Thomas & Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
They toot, they score, they sit, they wait
Original Lyrics:
They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight
"Thomas and Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the Really Useful Group
Original Lyrics:
They're the Really Useful Crew
The Really Useful Group is a company by Andrew Lloyd Webber, named for the Really Useful Engines from the Railway Series.
"Thundarr The Barbarian"
Misheard Lyrics:
But one man burns his buns to fight for justice.
Original Lyrics:
But one man bursts his bonds to fight for justice.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
A happy Looniversity, we earn our toon agree.
Original Lyrics:
At Acme Looniversity, we earn our toon degree.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now our song is dumb
Original Lyrics:
And now our song is done
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now our song is on
Original Lyrics:
And now our song is done
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now this song comes on
Original Lyrics:
And now our song is done
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil Ducky.
Original Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil's yucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil Plucky
Original Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil's yucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil ducky
Original Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil's yucky
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fur balls are yucky.
Original Lyrics:
Furball's unlucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Furball's a duckie.
Original Lyrics:
Furball's unlucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Furball's a monkey...
Original Lyrics:
Furball's unlucky...
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
So here's empty acres
It's a whole wide work of art
Our homes are loaned
It stands alone
A cartoon world apart!
It's a whole wide work of art
Our homes are loaned
It stands alone
A cartoon world apart!
Original Lyrics:
So here's Acme Acres
It's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home
It stands alone
A cartoon work of art!
It's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home
It stands alone
A cartoon work of art!
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
The slipster rejective
Expectly unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Is about to start.
Expectly unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Is about to start.
Original Lyrics:
The scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
It's about to start!
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
It's about to start!
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Squidward
I'm defensive,
Especially unexpensive
I'm defensive,
Especially unexpensive
Original Lyrics:
The scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
It's about to start!
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
It's about to start!
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're golly, they're funny
They're Babs and Buster bunny
They're Babs and Buster bunny
Original Lyrics:
They're furry, they're funny
They're Babs and Buster Bunny
They're Babs and Buster Bunny
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're comic dispensers
We f&$* up all the censors.
We f&$* up all the censors.
Original Lyrics:
We're comic dispensers
We crack up all the censors.
We crack up all the censors.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're comics, the splashers
We prapt up all the sensors.
We prapt up all the sensors.
Original Lyrics:
We're comic dispensers
We crack up all the censors.
We crack up all the censors.
"To Tell the Truth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poo-poo, I've been such a poo
Original Lyrics:
I'm a fool, fool, I've been such a fool
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him TC
Crow biding is whipping to tea.
Crow biding is whipping to tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him TC
Provided it's with dignity.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the boss, he's the bip.
or
he's the boss, he's a pip.
or
he's the boss, he's a pip.
Original Lyrics:
He's the boss, he's a V.I.P.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Providing it's with him you see
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him TC
Provided it's with dignity.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Bromide gets whipped into tea.
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Bromide gets whipped into tea.
Original Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to Quality Street
Nobody ain't gets whipping for tea
Nobody ain't gets whipping for tea
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity
Providing it's with dignity
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to Quality Street
Providing it is worth it you see.
Providing it is worth it you see.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's working at tea.
Providing it's working at tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Come right in, it's whipping for tea.
Come right in, it's whipping for tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Ome on in he's whipping the 't'.
Ome on in he's whipping the 't'.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him TC, providing it's wetting the 'T'
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step right in, it's ripping to see
Original Lyrics:
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
The in this beautiful leader of the gang
Original Lyrics:
The indisputable leader of the gang
BBC-TV initially changed the title to 'Boss Cat', to avoid confusion with a cat food of the time called 'Top Cat'!
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
The indisputable late to rise again
Original Lyrics:
The indisputable leader of the gang
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's in to let you all
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Pro-fighting is whipped in the tea.
Top Cat, who's in to let you all
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Pro-fighting is whipped in the tea.
Original Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most effectual
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Wing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boblo Island is the place to be
Original Lyrics:
Big Swirl Island is the place to be
Boblo Island can refer to either the island in Ontario or the island in Northern Michigan, the former of which was home of the Boblo Island amusement park.
"Tots TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bot and she's a bot
Willy, Mong, Wiley
Willy, Mong, Wiley
Original Lyrics:
I am a tot j'suis une tot
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
"Tots TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a tot and he's a tot
Teeny Tommy Tiny
Teeny Tommy Tiny
Original Lyrics:
I am a tot j'suis une tot
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
"Tots TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a tot and you're a tot,
Tilly tom and tiny, too.
Tilly tom and tiny, too.
Original Lyrics:
I am a tot j'suis une tot
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Modern gypsy sky
Original Lyrics:
More than meets the eye.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one needs to die
Original Lyrics:
More than meets the eye
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in the skies
Robots in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in disguise
Robots in disguise
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
The Bore, The Beat, The Eye
The Bore, The Beat, The Eye
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
More than meets the eye.
More than meets the eye.
"Underdog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speed of lightning, power of thunder
Original Lyrics:
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
"Wait Till Your Father Gets Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think my mom's just swell
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a fuss.
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a fuss.
Original Lyrics:
I think my mom's just swell
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a blast.
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a blast.
"We're Ready To Party (Garfield and Friends Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you bring lots of spaghetti (I'm scared)
Original Lyrics:
I hope you bring lots of spaghetti (Lots of spaghetti)
"Wimzie's House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is she stealing her bed?
Original Lyrics:
Is she still in her bed?
"Wonder Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dangerous appetite
Fighting voyeur rites
And the only boy is you!
Fighting voyeur rites
And the only boy is you!
Original Lyrics:
In your satin tights
Fighting for our rights
And the old red, white and blue!
Fighting for our rights
And the old red, white and blue!
"Wonder Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here to lie the force is evil
And your chest won't be denied.
And your chest won't be denied.
Original Lyrics:
Here to fight the force of evil
And your quest won't be denied.
And your quest won't be denied.
"Wonder Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it liar, talk to Ruth.
Original Lyrics:
Make a liar tell the truth.
"Work It Out Wombats!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conjure the fun for Freddy, let's go!
Original Lyrics:
Come join the fun, get ready, let's go!
"Work It Out Wombats!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mel's never far away, are you sure?
Original Lyrics:
Help's never far away, that's for sure!
"World of Strawberry Shortcake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who Sleeps all night in cape made of Strawberries
Wakes upright in a cape made of Strawberries
Living, hiding, in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Who Skates on floors in a cape made of Strawberries
Lays on whores in a cape made of Strawberries
Gay and smokes in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Wakes upright in a cape made of Strawberries
Living, hiding, in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Who Skates on floors in a cape made of Strawberries
Lays on whores in a cape made of Strawberries
Gay and smokes in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Original Lyrics:
Who Sleeps all night in cake made of Strawberries
Wakes up bright in a cake made of Strawberries
Living, riding, in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
Who Sweeps her floors in a cake made of Strawberries
Lays outdoors of a cake made of Strawberries
Games and chores in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
Wakes up bright in a cake made of Strawberries
Living, riding, in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
Who Sweeps her floors in a cake made of Strawberries
Lays outdoors of a cake made of Strawberries
Games and chores in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
"Yu-Gi-Oh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yahoo
Original Lyrics:
Your move
"Zoboomafoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephants Gorgie is sleeping.
Original Lyrics:
Elephants charging baboons are leaping.
"Zoboomafoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
These animals are friends of mine
They jump and swim, crawl, die and climb
They jump and swim, crawl, die and climb
Original Lyrics:
These animals are friends of mine
They jump and swim, crawl, fly and climb.
They jump and swim, crawl, fly and climb.
"Zoom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and zoom, you know it too
Come on and zoom, we're starting Zoom
Come on and zoom, we're starting Zoom
Original Lyrics:
Come on and zoom, you call the tune
Come on and zoom, we're starting soon
Come on and zoom, we're starting soon
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