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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Barbra Streisand that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 74 misheard song lyrics for Barbra Streisand on amIright currently.

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"Comin' In and Out of My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many went out of my life isn't easy
Original Lyrics:
Comin' in and out of my life isn't easy.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ageless endeavor
Evergreen.
Original Lyrics:
Ageless and ever
Evergreen.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Ted Danson is unrehearsed
Original Lyrics:
And the dance is unrehearsed
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a whistler 'til love would grow.
Original Lyrics:
I was always certain love would grow.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, ageless endeavor, never clean.
Original Lyrics:
Love, ageless and ever, evergreen.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
One love that is s*** by two
Original Lyrics:
One love that is shared by two
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spirits rise, and they're dancing on rivers.
Original Lyrics:
Spirits rise, and their dance is unrehearsed.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time won't let us say 'goodbye'.
or
Time won't let us sail above.
Original Lyrics:
Time, we learned to sail above.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time, we've learned to say 'la buff.'
Original Lyrics:
Time, we've learned to sail above.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time, we've learned to stay lovin'.
Original Lyrics:
Time, we've learned to sail above.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voila that is shared by Jews
Original Lyrics:
One love that is shared by two
"Evergreen (Love Theme from a Star Is Born)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time we’ve learned to sell a book
Original Lyrics:
Time we’ve learned to sail above
"Evergreen (Love Theme from a Star is Born)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seldom seen by Jews
Original Lyrics:
Seldom seen by two
"He's The Kind Of Man A Woman Needs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Useful, no
My man ain't useful that time's gone by.
Original Lyrics:
Youthful, no
My man ain't youthful that times gone by.
"Kiss Me In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me in the brain.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me in the rain.
"Kiss Me in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm searching for the insects
Original Lyrics:
I'm searching for the innocence
"Left In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Left-handed dog
Original Lyrics:
Left in the dark
"Left in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to sleep in the dark
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to sneak in the doorway
"Life Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody help!
Somebody help!
Original Lyrics:
Somebody else
Somebody else
"Memory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A street lamb dies
Another night is over
And soon it will be morning
Original Lyrics:
A street lamp dies
Another night is over
And soon it will be morning
"My Heart Belongs to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my arms belong to me
Original Lyrics:
But my heart belongs to me
"My Heart Belongs to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't I touch you
Original Lyrics:
Didn't I love you
"My Heart Belongs to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My car has gone to sea
Original Lyrics:
My heart has gone to sleep
"My Heart Belongs to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart has gone to sea
or
My car has gone to sea
Original Lyrics:
My heart has gone to sleep
"My Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my life is just a spare
Original Lyrics:
All my life is just despair
"Never Give Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will swallow you whole.
Original Lyrics:
I will follow you home.
"People"
Misheard Lyrics:
...people who eat people
Are the hungriest people on the world!
Original Lyrics:
...people who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world,
"People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide all the meat inside
Original Lyrics:
Hide all the need inside
"People"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more hunger and thrust
Original Lyrics:
No more hunger and thirst
"People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where children meeting other children
And letting a grown up pride
Original Lyrics:
We're children, needing other children
And letting a grown up pride
"Prisoner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is knowing what can be
Original Lyrics:
Love is knowing it can be
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ben Stein has lost control
Original Lyrics:
The sky has lost control
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the light flickered out and farted as the sun began to rise
Original Lyrics:
But the light flickered out and parted as the sun began to rise
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the light flickered out at parties
As the sun began to rise.
Original Lyrics:
But the light flickered out and parted
As the sun began to rise.
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the light flickered out in college.
Original Lyrics:
But the light flickered out and parted.
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crippling mama
Original Lyrics:
Cradle me, mama
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' down the Story Road
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down the Stoney End
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised on the green book of cheeses
Original Lyrics:
I was raised on the Great Book of Jesus
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never mind the forecast
'Cause the sky has lost control
'Cause the fury of a broken thum bone
Gonna match my radiant soul.
Original Lyrics:
Never mind the forecast
'Cause the sky has lost control
'Cause the furry and the broken thunders
Ccome to match my raging soul.
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tweedle-dee, Mama Tweedledee again.
Original Lyrics:
Cradle me, Mama, cradle me again.
"Stoney End" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up around Storey Bend
I never wanted to know
About Storey Bend
Original Lyrics:
Going down the stoney end
I never wanted to go
Down the stoney end
"Stranger in a Strange Land" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting someone else's roar
Original Lyrics:
Fighting someone else's war
"The Main Event (Fight)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got a first-grade actress
And attack when we make love.
Original Lyrics:
We got a first rate act
It's evident when we make love.
"The Main Event/Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Action! Action!
Original Lyrics:
Extra! Extra!
"The Main Event/Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooray! Hooray!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry, hurry
"The Main Event/Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be every cent
Original Lyrics:
You must be heaven sent
"The Main Event" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out now 'cause moms are coming
Original Lyrics:
Look out now 'cause mobs are coming
"The Way We Were" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Memories, like the corners of my mind
Original Lyrics:
Memories light the corners of my mind
"The Way We Were" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Misty "what a color" memories of the way we were
Original Lyrics:
Misty watercolor memories of the way we were
"The Way We Were" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or has time re-written every lie?
Original Lyrics:
Or has time re-written every line?
"The Way We Were" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scattered pimples
All beside my left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Scattered pictures
Of the smiles we left behind.
"The Way We Were" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattletales
Original Lyrics:
Scattered pictures
"The Way We Were" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's to painful to remember
We simply choose to f*** it.
Original Lyrics:
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget.
"Where You Lead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where you leave, I will borrow
Original Lyrics:
Where you lead, I will follow
"Woman In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a one night affair over and over gain.
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend, over and over again.
"Woman In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a ride at a fair,
over and over again
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend,
over and over again
"Woman In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a ride on a fan.
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend.
"Woman In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a ride on the sand
Over and over again.
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend
Over and over again.
"Woman In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a ride out of fire
Over and over again.
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend
Over and over again.
"Woman In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a ride out of pant, over and over again.
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend over and over again.
"Woman In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a right-eyed affair
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend
"Woman In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a wide-eyed affair.
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend.
"Woman In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alright, I depend over and over again.
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend over and over again.
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the woman in Luvs
Original Lyrics:
I am the woman in love
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the woman in New York
Original Lyrics:
I am the woman in love
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the woman in red
Original Lyrics:
I am the woman in love
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I kissed my mommy goodbye
Original Lyrics:
I kiss the morning goodbye
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn away from the war
I stumped you that far
And I give you an R
Original Lyrics:
I turn away from the wall
I stumble and fall
But I give you it all
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it right I should bend
Over and over again?
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend
Over and over again
I find this song extremely over-sung and schmaltzy with the 'original' lyrics. My lyric at least gives Barbra something to complain about.
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a race that I'm in, over and over again.
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend, over and over again.
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alright, I'm Big Ben, over and over again.
Original Lyrics:
It's a right I defend over and over again.
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The road is narrowly wrong
Original Lyrics:
The road is narrow and long
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To get you into my womb
Original Lyrics:
To get you into my world
"Woman in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know we never wore white
Original Lyrics:
You know we never know why

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