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"Comin' In and Out of My Life" (MP3)
How many went out of my life isn't easy
Comin' in and out of my life isn't easy.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Ageless endeavor
Evergreen.
Ageless and ever
Evergreen.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
And Ted Danson is unrehearsed
And the dance is unrehearsed
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
I was a whistler 'til love would grow.
I was always certain love would grow.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Love, ageless endeavor, never clean.
Love, ageless and ever, evergreen.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
One love that is s*** by two
One love that is shared by two
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Seldom seen by Jews
Seldom seen by two
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Spirits rise, and they're dancing on rivers.
Spirits rise, and their dance is unrehearsed.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Time we've learned to sell a book
Time we've learned to sail above
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Time won't let us say 'goodbye'.
or
Time won't let us sail above.
Time, we learned to sail above.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Time, we've learned to say 'la buff.'
Time, we've learned to sail above.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Time, we've learned to stay lovin'.
Time, we've learned to sail above.
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')"
Voila that is shared by Jews
One love that is shared by two
"Evergreen (Love Theme from a Star Is Born)"
Savior seen by Jews
Seldom seen by two
"Evergreen"
They warn us outside us
They warm and excite us
"He's The Kind Of Man A Woman Needs"
Useful, no
My man ain't useful that time's gone by.
Youthful, no
My man ain't youthful that times gone by.
"Hello, Dolly"
Hello, darling
Hello, Dolly
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
If only an I.D.
If only in my dreams
"Kiss Me In The Rain"
I'm searching for the insects
I'm searching for the innocence
"Kiss Me In The Rain"
Kiss me in the brain.
Kiss me in the rain.
"Kiss Me in the Rain"
Come join me in my family
Come join me in my fantasy
Left-handed dog
Left in the dark
You don't have to sleep in the dark
You don't have to sneak in the doorway
Somebody help!
Somebody help!
Somebody else
Somebody else
A street lamb dies
Another night is over
And soon it will be morning
A street lamp dies
Another night is over
And soon it will be morning
"My Heart Belongs to Me" (MP3)
But my arms belong to me
But my heart belongs to me
"My Heart Belongs to Me" (MP3)
Can we believe in furry tails?
or
Can we believe in curly tails?
Can we believe in fairy tales?
"My Heart Belongs to Me" (MP3)
Didn't I touch you
Didn't I love you
"My Heart Belongs to Me" (MP3)
My car has gone to sea
My heart has gone to sleep
"My Heart Belongs to Me" (MP3)
My heart has gone to sea
or
My car has gone to sea
My heart has gone to sleep
All my life is just a spare
All my life is just despair
I will swallow you whole.
I will follow you home.
"People"
...people who eat people
Are the hungriest people on the world!
...people who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world,
"People"
Hide all the meat inside
Hide all the need inside
"People"
No more hunger and thrust
No more hunger and thirst
"People"
Where children meeting other children
And letting a grown up pride
We're children, needing other children
And letting a grown up pride
"Prisoner"
Love is knowing what can be
Love is knowing it can be
But who says to me
But who sings to me
Ben Stein has lost control
The sky has lost control
But the light flickered out and farted as the sun began to rise
But the light flickered out and parted as the sun began to rise
But the light flickered out at parties
As the sun began to rise.
But the light flickered out and parted
As the sun began to rise.
But the light flickered out in college.
But the light flickered out and parted.
Crippling mama
Cradle me, mama
Goin' down the Story Road
Goin' down the Stoney End
I was raised on the green book of cheeses
I was raised on the Great Book of Jesus
Never mind the focus
Never mind the forecast
Never mind the forecast
'Cause the sky has lost control
'Cause the fury of a broken thum bone
Gonna match my radiant soul.
Never mind the forecast
'Cause the sky has lost control
'Cause the furry and the broken thunders
Ccome to match my raging soul.
Tweedle-dee, Mama Tweedledee again.
Cradle me, Mama, cradle me again.
Up around Storey Bend
I never wanted to know
About Storey Bend
Going down the stoney end
I never wanted to go
Down the stoney end
"Stranger in a Strange Land" (MP3)
Fighting someone else's roar
Fighting someone else's war
"The Lord's Prayer"
For time is the kingdom
For thine is the kingdom
"The Main Event (Fight)" (MP3)
We've got a first-grade actress
And attack when we make love.
We got a first rate act
It's evident when we make love.
"The Main Event/Fight" (MP3)
Action! Action!
Extra! Extra!
"The Main Event/Fight" (MP3)
Action! Action!
Extra! Extra!
"The Main Event/Fight" (MP3)
Hooray! Hooray!
Hurry, hurry
"The Main Event/Fight" (MP3)
Look out now 'cause moms are coming
Look out now 'cause mobs are coming
"The Main Event/Fight" (MP3)
You must be every cent
You must be heaven sent
"The Way He Makes Me Feel" (MP3)
And yet I'm travelling
And yet I'm trembling
Memories, like the corners of my mind
Memories light the corners of my mind
Misty "what a color" memories of the way we were
Misty watercolor memories of the way we were
Or has time re-written every lie?
Or has time re-written every line?
Scattered pimples
All beside my left behind.
Scattered pictures
Of the smiles we left behind.
Standard features
Scattered pictures
Standard features as found what’s inside a car
Tattletales
Scattered pictures
What's to painful to remember
We simply choose to f*** it.
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget.
"Where You Lead"
Where you leave, I will borrow
Where you lead, I will follow
Is it right I should bend
Over and over again?
It's a right I defend
Over and over again
It's a one night affair over and over gain.
It's a right I defend, over and over again.
It's a ride at a fair,
over and over again
It's a right I defend,
over and over again
It's a ride on a fan.
It's a right I defend.
It's a ride on the sand
Over and over again.
It's a right I defend
Over and over again.
It's a ride out of fire
Over and over again.
It's a right I defend
Over and over again.
It's a ride out of pant, over and over again.
It's a right I defend over and over again.
It's a right-eyed affair
It's a right I defend
It's a wide-eyed affair.
It's a right I defend.
It's alright, I depend over and over again.
It's a right I defend over and over again.
I am the woman in London
I am the woman in love
I am the woman in Luvs
I am the woman in love
I am the woman in New York
I am the woman in love
I am the woman in red
I am the woman in love
I kissed my mommy goodbye
I kiss the morning goodbye
I turn away from the war
I stumped you that far
And I give you an R
I turn away from the wall
I stumble and fall
But I give you it all
It's a bright-eyed affair.
It's a right I defend.
It's a race that I'm in, over and over again.
It's a right I defend, over and over again.
It's alright, I'm Big Ben, over and over again.
It's a right I defend over and over again.
The road is narrowly wrong
The road is narrow and long
To get you into my womb
To get you into my world
You know we never wore white
You know we never know why